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#25 - connorsg (03/19/2013) [-]
good on that truck driver, those are some legit reflexes, aint no one killing themselves on his watch. he aint got time for dat 			****		.
good on that truck driver, those are some legit reflexes, aint no one killing themselves on his watch. he aint got time for dat **** .
#5 - roguetrooper (03/19/2013) [-]
What an uncreative way to kill yourself.   
   
 I would make some bird wings I could wear, set myself on fire, then jump off a really high building while shouting,"I am the Phoenix! I will return!" Then as I fell to the ground and my body burned to ash, I would have my identical twin brother create a smoke screen to distract people, then take my place.   
   
People would say,"Oh my god sir, are you okay? Can I get you something?"   
   
Then my brother would stand up, turn to the crowd, and say,"I need about tree fiddy."   
   
It was about that time that everyone noticed that my identical twin brother was 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era.
What an uncreative way to kill yourself.

I would make some bird wings I could wear, set myself on fire, then jump off a really high building while shouting,"I am the Phoenix! I will return!" Then as I fell to the ground and my body burned to ash, I would have my identical twin brother create a smoke screen to distract people, then take my place.

People would say,"Oh my god sir, are you okay? Can I get you something?"

Then my brother would stand up, turn to the crowd, and say,"I need about tree fiddy."

It was about that time that everyone noticed that my identical twin brother was 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era.

#68 to #5 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
oh god that tree fiddy really fukin got me
User avatar #69 to #5 - dmagen (03/19/2013) [-]
this is about 1.5 cuil
#96 to #5 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
"identical twin"
I'm sure they'd notice if Nessy took a nosedive while on fire off a skyscraper.

They'd miss the wings though.
User avatar #97 to #96 - roguetrooper (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh you clever clogs you.
User avatar #17 to #5 - ctenop (03/19/2013) [-]
I have sulphagenic medication, meaning if I take 6 my blood will turn green/black. Carve into my chest "We have come", tie razor wire round my neck, superglue hands to head, jump of building...land on the floor in a pool of green/black blood with my hands in my own head.
User avatar #19 - killerofmuffins (03/19/2013) [-]
What an asshole, if the driver hadn't noticed him and ran that prick over that would be forever on his conscience.
#45 to #19 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
I've heard a lot about train drivers who suffer mental distress after people throw themselves in front of their trains, most of them quit after the 1st time and then spend their life scarred :/
#36 - desa (03/19/2013) [-]
His face after.
User avatar #2 - happygrowman (03/19/2013) [-]
bad luck brian tries to suicide, the truck stops and he get sued for life insurance fraud
#6 to #2 - Barinade (03/19/2013) [-]
My Skype pic, lol.
User avatar #24 - sinonyx (03/19/2013) [-]
i prefer the one where the driver gets out and beats them
#23 - mrswagly (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't know if that was a suicide attempt or insurance fraud. Pic unrelated.
#44 - eruptinganus (03/19/2013) [-]
He wasn't trying to kill himself, he was trying to injure himself for insurance money. It happens in the uk as well. People intentionally get into car crashes to claim insurance cash.
#64 to #44 - alexhill (03/19/2013) [-]
You are actually more stupid than the guy in the video. Injure? That would definitely kill him which the guy in the video was trying to do. Please refrain from posting 			********		 in the future
You are actually more stupid than the guy in the video. Injure? That would definitely kill him which the guy in the video was trying to do. Please refrain from posting ******** in the future
#77 to #64 - tehrealfluttershy (03/19/2013) [-]
He jumped under it to where the truck would just hit his legs...   
   
So this gif is more appropriate here.
He jumped under it to where the truck would just hit his legs...

So this gif is more appropriate here.
#56 to #44 - Rellikthebrit ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but what is the point of that. As I'm 18 my insurance is ridiculously high.  but also your insurance goes up, if you claim. I'm sorry I'm calling 			********		 on this one. maybe in Russia but not the UK.
I'm sorry but what is the point of that. As I'm 18 my insurance is ridiculously high. but also your insurance goes up, if you claim. I'm sorry I'm calling ******** on this one. maybe in Russia but not the UK.
#63 to #56 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
You do realize how much money you'd make in a lawsuit?
User avatar #65 to #63 - Rellikthebrit ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
yes but you don't get any money if it's your own fault. This isn't america.
User avatar #52 to #44 - furrypuppy (03/19/2013) [-]
Well this is a fairly stupid way to get 'injured'. A truck like that is an instant-kill so far I know o.o
User avatar #55 to #52 - bluenapalm (03/19/2013) [-]
Yeah Ive seen tons of these Russian car cams where people do **** like that, the guy was trying to get his legs crushed so he could sue the company, I guess a few months in the hospital and horrible pain is worth half a million dollars to some people :I
#93 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Maybe he just found a penny
User avatar #70 - JohnTheRipper (03/19/2013) [-]
not killing himself. insurance fraud in russia. ****** was just trying to get some cash from a lawsuit. that's why everyone has a dash cam.
User avatar #18 - ctenop (03/19/2013) [-]
*Not today mothertrucker
#98 to #84 - methead (03/20/2013) [-]
because of reasons as shown in the video.
User avatar #101 to #84 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
in russia, theres tons of ****** drivers and tons of angry ************

dashcam is easiest way to get evidence
#4 - tredbear (03/19/2013) [-]
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#1 - karmakoala (03/19/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he trucked that up royal.
I guess you could say he trucked that up royal.
#85 - knitey (03/19/2013) [-]
Kind of asshole-ish done. If you're gonna kill yourself, don't put that 			****		 on someone else's conscience that they killed someone.   
I mean come on.
Kind of asshole-ish done. If you're gonna kill yourself, don't put that **** on someone else's conscience that they killed someone.
I mean come on.
User avatar #43 - kickassandchew (03/19/2013) [-]
This is the kinda thing that is making him want to kill himself... his own life failures...
#29 - EmulateSnes (03/19/2013) [-]
kinda related.
User avatar #26 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Take a knife from the seclusion of your own home and plunge it into your right atrium. this kills the man without ******* up anyone else's life.
#27 to #26 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Didn't even see what you said.

Red thumb for being a ponyfag
User avatar #28 to #27 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
not a fag. bisexual. there is a difference.
#38 to #28 - AnonsForSure ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#95 to #28 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Haha, oh lawd that is rich.

Faggot
User avatar #33 to #26 - shnarfshanarf (03/19/2013) [-]
green thumb to balance out doucheness
User avatar #34 to #33 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
thank you
#14 - beerholder ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
The king of failures
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