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#26 - uncleepedro (03/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/08/2013) [-]
+30 shock damage each strike.
#30 - dafukdude (03/08/2013) [-]
that is 			*******		 terrifying
that is ******* terrifying
User avatar #16 - lolwatthe ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
This is totally perfect for stealth.
User avatar #25 to #16 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
or you can just use a regular knife/sword
User avatar #29 to #25 - heliosnova (03/08/2013) [-]
Now, just hear me out...
We use this tazer knife/sword.

Because why not.

I'm actually kinda curious if it'd cauterize the wound
I mean, irregardless of the whole stabbed/electrocuted part
#31 to #29 - John Cena (03/08/2013) [-]
its just regardless, irregardless is not a word.
User avatar #32 to #29 - lolwatthe ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Tasers make everything better, especially pools.
#21 - Zyklone (03/08/2013) [-]
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ill just use a cattle prod...
#49 - John Cena (03/08/2013) [-]
I would **** all sort of bricks if someone pulled that out on me! They would be square, round, pyramid shaped, double helix. There would be mathematicians studying the shapes of bricks I would **** !!!
#50 to #49 - John Cena (03/08/2013) [-]
Seriously! Thats the scariest thing I've ever ******* seen!
#18 - bullettrue (03/08/2013) [-]
or i could just stab them and leave i dont think theyre going to be in any condition to chase me
#20 to #18 - John Cena (03/08/2013) [-]
Can't stab someone with the side of a knife, but you can totally taze someone with the side of a stunknife.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Zyklone (03/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 to #18 - thegamegestapo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Okay lets present a scenario:

You're a 500 pound ********** who has just got out of jail. You spent three years of your life there fighting just to hold onto your meals. When you first got there you thought you were tough but the bigger guys showed you what pain really is. You're going room to room in this house you broke into looking for stuff to steal so you can fund the drug habit you picked up inside. You go into one room and there is someone there. You realise that if he has seen you he'll be able to identify you to the police, you're never going back inside! You go for the flick knife you keep in your pocket, you can see the fear in this nerdy little guys eyes as he scrabbles under his bed for... a tiny sword wrapped in duct tape. You laugh a little, you used to eat guys like this for breakfast this is going to be eas-JESUS CHRIST IT SHOOTS LIGHTNING! Sparks are flying from the blade as the nerdy guy twirls it in a ninja-like way. You wet yourself, no one has ever pulled a shocksword on you before. You run home crying.

That is the benefit of the taser sword.
#62 to #35 - bullettrue (03/11/2013) [-]
your argument is well played and for that i thank you, well done sir. now that thats over can i borrow some points for some galvaknuckles.
#11 - linklime ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
#61 - filthyrebel (03/09/2013) [-]
Anybody's reaction if this was pulled out on them.
User avatar #46 - ryuuk (03/08/2013) [-]
and here's the video of the guy getting tased with it
#43 - banditowolf (03/08/2013) [-]
This majestic weapon, with the power of Zeus harnessed within its mighty blade, is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
This majestic weapon, with the power of Zeus harnessed within its mighty blade, is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
User avatar #41 - thejazzman ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Hold on let me recharge my sword
#3 - awesomechardey (03/07/2013) [-]
I know thats really metal gear. But why would you add a stunning feature to a weapon that actually kills, if you use it commonly?
#15 to #3 - John Cena (03/08/2013) [-]
what if you were crawling on the ground for mercy and this psycho murderer was about to shoot you in the face, this way you can stab him or just barely touch him with the blade and he'll freak the **** out
#23 to #3 - John Cena (03/08/2013) [-]
YOu're missing the point. This isn't something you build for practicality. You build it because you ******* can and for bragging rights.
User avatar #63 - noobiusmaximus (03/12/2013) [-]
Ill see your taser sword, and raise you a prometheus device!

User avatar #51 - halftard (03/08/2013) [-]
When I heard that noise I **** /came in my pants! Can you make me one if I pay for it and the shipping?
User avatar #48 - turopiyox (03/08/2013) [-]
id still take it even with out the taser, that blade looks ******* amazing...
User avatar #47 - oogaman (03/08/2013) [-]
That's freakin' awesome. And I have two swords of the same style.

Now I just need a taser...
#45 - whatwhen (03/08/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Tokyo Drifting ** as if stabbing someone wouldnt be enough
User avatar #44 - MrJakkadakka (03/08/2013) [-]
This is epic beyond comprehension.....
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