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Murder and Castration of Justin Bieber

The only reason it truly failed was because on there way to carry out their mission they missed their exit... I'm dead serious they missed... their... ******* ... exit

Tanner Ruane was in charge of castrating the victims....more »

The only reason it truly failed was because on there way to carry out their mission they missed their exit... I'm dead serious they missed... their... ******* ... exit

Tanner Ruane was in charge of castrating the victims.
Martin told cops there was a bigger plot, the ****** and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he's even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.
Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.
Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he's disappointed he couldn't carry out the ******* .
New York police arrested Ruane, who had ****** tools and pruning shears with him.
Martin actually turned in Staake and Ruane and for some mysterious reason foiled the plot he cooked up.

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Submitted: 12/13/2012
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#275 - corpsedolly (01/02/2013) [-]
MFW I found out the guy who wanted to kill Justin is located at the prison where my mom's boyfriend works.
MFW I found out the guy who wanted to kill Justin is located at the prison where my mom's boyfriend works.
User avatar #274 - knifeplant (12/26/2012) [-]
DAMMIT!

GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
#273 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
Dick Knipfing seems like a good choice of news reader for this story.
#268 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
idk how this got so many thumbs, op you truly are a ****** for wishing the death of someone, i get it his music sucks, i dont like it either, but who the **** cares if a bunch of girls like his music, no one makes you listen to it, to wish his death is just sick man, i mean let the kid be, he worked hard at making music, and even though it sucks balls little girls like it, **** i would do the same thing as him, if i knew only young teens liked my **** then i would keep making the music
tl;dr op is a fag
#270 to #268 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
didn't wish the death it's a news article and I thought it was odd and I'd post it on FJ seeing as it would be an interesting topic to see how people would react to something people have joked about for years... It really happened, this is the news, and I'm not one of the three men arrested so I'm not sure where your exaggeration finds its merit.
User avatar #267 - barackjemima (12/14/2012) [-]
If they were half decent killers they wouldn't have missed the exit. They wouldn't have killed him either way. If you want to kill someone then plan out every aspect of it..
User avatar #266 - rdangerdash (12/14/2012) [-]
I don't like Justin's music but this is ******* retarded. Seriously, how can we condone this kind of behavior? An attempted ****** just because you don't like someone's music? If everyone did this we wouldn't have any musicians left.
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#263 - animalsslamina ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Looks like someone... took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
#262 - IamSofaKingdom (12/14/2012) [-]
"Failure to take seriously any human death is a form of moral corruption." -Norton Anthology introduction to Candide.    
   
Despite the fact that everyone seems to despise him with such ferocity; the fact is he is a human being and one not guilty of anything other than an inflated ego and popularity with young women. The reality that so many people want him to people kidnapped, viciously tortured and 						********					 shows how pathetic the human race can really be.
"Failure to take seriously any human death is a form of moral corruption." -Norton Anthology introduction to Candide.

Despite the fact that everyone seems to despise him with such ferocity; the fact is he is a human being and one not guilty of anything other than an inflated ego and popularity with young women. The reality that so many people want him to people kidnapped, viciously tortured and ******** shows how pathetic the human race can really be.
User avatar #261 - TheOneKing (12/14/2012) [-]
It's kind of a pointless plot. You can't castrate someone who doesn't have a dick.
User avatar #260 - zeroxnight (12/14/2012) [-]
Damn. If they were plotting his ****** , I wanted in.
#259 - thisotherdude ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
So 						*******					 close!
So ******* close!
#256 - babydonthurtme (12/14/2012) [-]
Here come the red thumbs but...My girlfriend loves Bieber. Her stepmom babysat Selena Gomez when she was little and now Bieber goes to their house. Like, seriously, this guy played football with my girlfriends little brothers. What the **** . ANYWAYS, she listens to his album Believe in my truck and there are some good songs on there. I'm not going to get posters of his ******* face or anything but seriously hes not that bad. Maybe his old **** where he sounded like a girl is annoying but the guy has ******* and you can tell in his music. But its whatever, just my honest opinion.
#255 - hockeynerd (12/14/2012) [-]
its **** like this that pisses me off. in the grand scheme of things, who gives a **** about bieber. let him do his thing, he's not hurting anybody
User avatar #253 - MitsukiOokami (12/14/2012) [-]
First thing's first: I hate the little ********* , but I wouldn't say go out and gruesomely kill him.

Second thing: Remember, whenever an artist is killed, their **** goes viral. Michael Jackson died and his music was played all over the radio, his videos on youtube went up several million views, and overall he was EVERYWHERE. Same with every famous artist that dies.
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User avatar #251 - hauptishere (12/14/2012) [-]
The level of how pathetic this is is astronomical. Of all the problems there are in the world, Justin Bieber's singing ability is pretty low on them in the grand scheme of things. I mean the kid seems pretty humble and donates to charity. If the fact that you don't like his singing really pisses you off that much, im sure any of the 299 million sperms cells that could have been fertilized into a human would have made a much better life than the one you're wasting.
#248 - bobnoticbob (12/14/2012) [-]
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#247 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
Are you people honestly wanting somebody to die just because you don't like his music?

That's completely retarded.
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