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Murder and Castration of Justin Bieber

The only reason it truly failed was because on there way to carry out their mission they missed their exit... I'm dead serious they missed... their... ******* ... exit

Tanner Ruane was in charge of castrating the victims.
Martin told cops there was a bigger plot, the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he's even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.
Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.
Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he's disappointed he couldn't carry out the murders.
New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.
Martin actually turned in Staake and Ruane and for some mysterious reason foiled the plot he cooked up.

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Submitted: 12/13/2012
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#8 - Womens Study Major (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh god! When they said graphic imagery i didn't expect scenes from a Justin Bieber concert.
How will i ever recover... D:
User avatar #127 - comeherekids (12/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Alright guys, I don't like Justin Beiber's music as much as the next guy, but wishing for his death? That is quite frankly disturbing and you ten-year-olds need to grow up and understand that killing someone is a bigger deal than doing it on call of duty.
#194 - wobblesbeatbox (12/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone would have compared him to this glorious stallion, so be happy he didn't die
User avatar #197 to #194 - Sethorein ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Rest in peace James Potter
#12 - Womens Study Major (12/13/2012) [-]
They actually did get a hold of Bieber, but could not castrate him because he had no balls.
#104 - Visual (12/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That is actually not cool.

I REALLY dislike Bieber, as do a majority of the internet-goers do.

But seriously, I don't want him dead.

Just rather losing his goddamn fame and stopping the ****** music and "teen sensation" ******** .
#238 - istompchildren (12/14/2012) [-]
That's just too ******* far.
He's just another kid who became famous the wrong way.
Sure, I hate the guy
But to try to take away a young adult's life is ******* disgusting.

User avatar #153 - winsauceiswin (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
no one deserves what those men were planning to be done to them. justin bieber is still a ******* human being for christ's sake. saying these guys are heros or claiming that it sucks they missed there exit doesn't make you a bad ass it makes you a ******* prick.
#143 - neutralgray (12/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Jesus, I'm not going to wish him dead. Dislike of his music or not.
User avatar #68 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
Now I'm no fan of Justin Bieber, but don't you guys think chopping off his nuts and murdering him is a step too far?
At least this content isn't one of those "hurr durr Justin Bieber is a girl so he doesn't have balls" posts, certainly made it funnier for me.
#225 - xxospreyxx (12/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**xxospreyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Keep the Internet Free and Open ** **** so close!
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User avatar #76 - tonydalion (12/13/2012) [-]
"A warning, the details are pretty graphic..."

"This is Justin Bieber."
User avatar #135 - comandopro (12/14/2012) [-]
"I don't want Bieber to die. if Bieber dies at the height of his fame, then everyone will falsely remember him as a great musician who broke barriers and paved the way for the future of music. I don't want to hear that for the rest of my life. Let him fade away."
User avatar #133 - keiishiyama (12/14/2012) [-]
All you haters can go **** yourselves. I don't like Justin Bieber's music and I don't care about him at all, but he hasn't done anything worse than make ****** music. For what unGodly reason does he deserve to die?
User avatar #78 - notevenmad (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
why would you want him dead? then you couldn't make fun of him anymore?
#79 to #78 - Womens Study Major (12/13/2012) [-]
Yeah we can! It'd just be twice as offensive!
#209 - pukingrainbows (12/14/2012) [-]
people actually give a **** about this kid?
#90 - Womens Study Major (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wow. People here are seriously upset it didn't happen? Grow some ******* humanity, you goddamn animals.
#17 - phanact (12/13/2012) [-]
Murder and castration

Two of my favorite things
User avatar #126 - imcoolashell (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you guys sound pretty serious...... Just because you don't like him doesn't mean he deserves to die
don't forget that he's an innocent human being
and if you guys actually want him dead because you think his music sucks means you're all ****** up in the head
#29 - oxYKellark (12/13/2012) [-]
JB's face when.
JB's face when.
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