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Murder and Castration of Justin Bieber

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The only reason it truly failed was because on there way to carry out their mission they missed their exit... I'm dead serious they missed... their... *******... exit

Tanner Ruane was in charge of castrating the victims.
Martin told cops there was a bigger plot, the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he's even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.
Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.
Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he's disappointed he couldn't carry out the murders.
New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.
Martin actually turned in Staake and Ruane and for some mysterious reason foiled the plot he cooked up.

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User avatar #127 - comeherekids
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Alright guys, I don't like Justin Beiber's music as much as the next guy, but wishing for his death? That is quite frankly disturbing and you ten-year-olds need to grow up and understand that killing someone is a bigger deal than doing it on call of duty.
#129 to #127 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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User avatar #130 to #129 - comeherekids
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Please explain where I insulted someone...
#145 to #130 - therealslim
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I think he was talking about this   
That is quite frankly disturbing and you ten-year-olds need to grow up and Understand   
   
But I have no idea
I think he was talking about this
That is quite frankly disturbing and you ten-year-olds need to grow up and Understand

But I have no idea
User avatar #180 to #127 - superanonymouspers
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I hate the little ****, but wishing for him to die is downright evil.
#194 - wobblesbeatbox
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Everyone would have compared him to this glorious stallion, so be happy he didn't die
User avatar #197 to #194 - Sethorein
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Rest in peace James Potter
#200 to #197 - pwnaged
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Thats obviously Simon Petrikov.
#104 - Visual
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(12/14/2012) [-]
That is actually not cool.

I REALLY dislike Bieber, as do a majority of the internet-goers do.

But seriously, I don't want him dead.

Just rather losing his goddamn fame and stopping the ****** music and "teen sensation" ********.
#243 to #104 - theflamingfire
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Hope someone tries it again.
User avatar #109 to #104 - heartlessrobot
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I used to want him dead, but now I don't give a **** either way. It would be fun to watch the ensuing ********* though.
#238 - istompchildren
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(12/14/2012) [-]
That's just too ******* far.
He's just another kid who became famous the wrong way.
Sure, I hate the guy
But to try to take away a young adult's life is ******* disgusting.


User avatar #153 - winsauceiswin
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(12/14/2012) [-]
no one deserves what those men were planning to be done to them. justin bieber is still a ******* human being for christ's sake. saying these guys are heros or claiming that it sucks they missed there exit doesn't make you a bad ass it makes you a ******* prick.
User avatar #179 to #153 - inomonym
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(12/14/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly. I mean, it irks me when people continuously rant about hating certain celebrities... they're people that you do not know in the slightest. You dislike their work, not them.
#143 - neutralgray
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Jesus, I'm not going to wish him dead. Dislike of his music or not.
User avatar #155 to #143 - suddenlypotatoes
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Puppetmaster. Got it
#156 to #155 - neutralgray
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I use Blade everywhere.
#157 to #156 - suddenlypotatoes
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(12/14/2012) [-]
He's by far my favorite
#158 to #157 - neutralgray
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Likewise, of course.
User avatar #159 to #158 - suddenlypotatoes
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Puppet master I > Puppet master II ?
User avatar #160 to #159 - neutralgray
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Most definitely, I think.
User avatar #161 to #160 - suddenlypotatoes
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Agreed. Glad someone else appreciates the movies
User avatar #68 - defeats
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Now I'm no fan of Justin Bieber, but don't you guys think chopping off his nuts and murdering him is a step too far?
At least this content isn't one of those "hurr durr Justin Bieber is a girl so he doesn't have balls" posts, certainly made it funnier for me.
#225 - xxospreyxx
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(12/14/2012) [-]
**xxospreyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Keep the Internet Free and Open ** **** so close!
User avatar #232 to #225 - arkamedies
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(12/14/2012) [-]
you deserve my math
#249 to #225 - bobnoticbob
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perfect roll
perfect roll
#226 to #225 - outdrewfortytwo
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What a roll.
What a roll.
#175 - usurperkingzant **User deleted account**
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User avatar #76 - tonydalion
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(12/13/2012) [-]
"A warning, the details are pretty graphic..."

"This is Justin Bieber."