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Three Ways To Fail A Drunk Test

Now you know what not to do.

Tags: fail | drunk | test
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Submitted: 12/10/2012
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#36 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (18 replies)
#4 - SquishyHaribo (12/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
the last guy knew how to go out in style
the last guy knew how to go out in style
#7 - frenshsik (12/10/2012) [-]
Way four ...
Way four ...
#32 - metacognition (12/11/2012) [-]
Nice one, Phil.


#1 - humaneety (12/10/2012) [-]
The 3rd ways
The 3rd ways
#58 - nephritho (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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last one must be fake there is no way that someone would be retarded and drunk to piss on a police officer
User avatar #19 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm pretty sure I've seen that last one in a movie.... can anybody verify?
User avatar #21 to #19 - coophomie (12/11/2012) [-]
I can confirm. I was that movie
User avatar #47 - garymuthafuknoak (12/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I don't get why Americans do a bunch of tests to see if they are drunk or not. Like walking in a straight line.

They made this new thing called a Breathalyzer.
User avatar #23 - aahrg (12/11/2012) [-]
"you're gonna have to quit doing that, y'know."

I ******* LOST MY ****
#72 - datgermanguy (12/11/2012) [-]
The second one was the best
The second one was the best
#67 - nsfwanon (12/11/2012) [-]
Well done, you made me spray tea all over my laptop.
Well done, you made me spray tea all over my laptop.
#34 - phanact (12/11/2012) [-]
You could just smash the beer bottle on the ground and attempt to stab the guy testing you

That always causes you to fail
#33 - noodlelover (12/11/2012) [-]
the last one
#25 - dammriver ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #77 - Keidis (12/11/2012) [-]
"You're gonna have to stop doing that..."

"I KNOW!"

Well, obviously he's not trying to fall like a ******* retard, he's **** faced and fat, and you want him to stand.
#75 - manirock (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #65 - wallbuilder (12/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Is there any particular reason the cop in #1 used a tape measure rather than parking bay lines or is he just potato?
User avatar #69 to #68 - idividedbyzero (12/11/2012) [-]
Putting the tape on the ground is part of the test as you can plainly see. Or are you just potato.
User avatar #5 - gravitystereo (12/10/2012) [-]
lol the last cop was battleing off the piss
User avatar #6 - siridontcare (12/10/2012) [-]
You're going to have to stop doing that Bill


....I know
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