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The Rap Doctor, Episode 1: Gin and Juice


Eccentric rap authority Dr. Philip Phillips gives his expert translation of Snoop Dogg's '94 single "Gin and Juice," with the help of his trusty canine sidekick.


I am guiding an automobile at a low velocity down a bitumen trail, inhaling the by-product of burning an Indonesian strain of cannabis, and enjoying the biochemical effects on my cannibinoid receptors.

I am also quaffing a spirit derived from juniper berries, diluted in a fruit-flavoured beverage.

I am in a sedate state of low-arousal due to the intoxicants, and my thoughts stray constantly to my financial affairs.

Span Films

Views: 1567 Submitted: 12/07/2012