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The Rap Doctor, Episode 1: Gin and Juice

 

Eccentric rap authority Dr. Philip Phillips gives his expert translation of Snoop Dogg's '94 single "Gin and Juice," with the help of his trusty canine sidekick.


THE TRANSLATION:

I am guiding an automobile at a low velocity down a bitumen trail, inhaling the by-product of burning an Indonesian strain of cannabis, and enjoying the biochemical effects on my cannibinoid receptors.

I am also quaffing a spirit derived from juniper berries, diluted in a fruit-flavoured beverage.

I am in a sedate state of low-arousal due to the intoxicants, and my thoughts stray constantly to my financial affairs.


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Views: 1567 Submitted: 12/07/2012