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Russian Pirate

First verse:
Continued adventures and battles began on the day after the storm, when I met my frigate. Let people know that we the pirates are the masters of the sea! Who owns all of the sea, he is a real pirate. Cannon fires,? buckshot whistling! Sudden bout! The ringing of metal! Ringing sword! Fight to the death is coming! Two frigates met in the blue sea of hell. Our pirate ship will be your trouble. Your trouble!
I'm Not Somalian,
And not Caribbean,
I'm a Russian new pirate.
And not Brazilian,
And not Indian,
I'm a Russian new pirate.
Second verse:
Suddenly we saw a monster from the depths of the sea. Giant octopus attacked our ship. He threw out all over the side and grabbed our boat. Frigate? collapsed and went to the bottom of the sea. But the sailors survived and got on local island, where they managed to build a new ship, it was much stronger and more powerful. We then set sail, found an octopus and shot him with our cannons.
Chorus:
I'm Not Somalian,
And not Caribbean,
I'm a Russian new pirate.
And not Brazilian,
And not Indian,
I'm a Russian new pirate.
Third verse:
On the Internet, as well as in the sea, we swing, we download [torrents]. We are seeking our? right on open boat. If you wrote something or come up with something, then you have a copyright. But the government, like octopus, is strangling us with copyright, calling "pirates". The pirates, as citizens, have their own laws and punishments, so you will not be pleased with them.
Chorus:
I'm Not Somalian,
And not Caribbean,
I'm a Russian new pirate.
And not Brazilian,
And not Indian,
I'm a Russian new pirate

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Submitted: 10/19/2012
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#1 - anonymous (10/19/2012) [-]
This makes me extremely uncomfortable, ******* bro, why
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