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#31 - jokeface
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Seriously. *******...seriously. What the ****.

One of my friends told me he's planning to camp out for the new iPhone. And he was serious. This kind of ******** makes me want to just start killing everyone. The human gene pool has been so contaminated with idiots that there's no hope for the race anymore.

I can understand camping out for a movie or a concert or something where there's a limited supply of tickets or something. But this is complete ********. Everyone is trying to get their iPhone first as if Apple is gonna run out of them. First of all no, Apple will not run out of iPhones, ever. Secondly even if they did, the smart thing to do would be to pre-order it online, wouldn't it? Hell, you could order it online from your iPhone 4 which is still perfectly functional.

Actually the smartest thing to do would be to just not buy an iPhone, number one because Samsung products are indeed superior in functionality and cost way less, and number two because Samsung doesn't re-release the same goddamn thing every year and pretend it's something special.

Apple, I know you probably don't browse FJ and might never see this, but on the off-chance this comment comes up when your marketing team is doing its sweep of websites that mention your products, I want you to know that while I get a lot of use out of my 2nd-generation iPod Touch, I find the rest of your corporation arrogant, suffocating, and detestable. You are contributing to the zombie apocalypse by turning everyone in our generation into a mindless douchebag who can't wait to suck your 4-inch-long, 1136 x 640-pixel cock. Please go die in a fire.
#165 to #31 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Realize that you're upset because people want a new phone and are willing to wait in line for it. So what? Apple makes great and reliable products that people find fun and easy to use, why wouldn't people want the best one even if it is only fractionally better than the previous model. You sounds like an immature 10 year old who can't understand that some people really like apple ( including the social status society gives to owning apple products).
#42 to #31 - deerdevil
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Hey bro, i stole your comment and posted it on the Apple FB page, just a heads up !
#90 to #42 - machlah
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Post a link will ya?
#427 to #42 - adriano **User deleted account**
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#159 to #42 - chewgum
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Which one did you post it on? Because I didn't see it
#491 to #42 - jokeface
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Really? Damn, thank you. I'm flattered.
#187 to #31 - sommerli
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#233 to #187 - towers
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Just saying...
#234 to #233 - sommerli
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(09/20/2012) [-]
My picture was in response of your picture
#508 to #187 - logicisdumb
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Honestly, if someone is going to post an image, make sure you list the competitors response to that, that picture doesn't list the S3's faster processor, S Beam, or the fact that the android market has just as many apps, most of them free.
#544 to #508 - sommerli
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(09/21/2012) [-]
This was made after the "It doesn't take a genius." ad. Since they didnt mention anything below -A totally different plug, so fanboys struck back
#244 to #31 - huskycreeper
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(09/20/2012) [-]
And its idiots like you that don't appreciate anything apple does because you think it's all the same, like the people that complain about call of duty or Romney never working a day in his life, you have to own more then just an iPhone to understand, I have an iPad and an iPhone and trust me, if you have an iPad or an iPhone you will want either an iPad to go with the iPhone or vice versa but since I have an iPad I want an iPhone because an iPad and Samsung wouldn't cooperate worth **** together same since I have an iPhone I wouldn't want a google nexus tablet either, if you have owned a Samsung your whole life keep buying them, if you have owned an iPhone your whole life, keep buying appl products because they cooperate so well together.
#320 to #244 - LDBUK
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(09/20/2012) [-]
So basically you're buying into EVERYTHING Apples' marketing department works hard to achieve. You are a sheep, and a moron, good sir
#542 to #320 - huskycreeper
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Why shouldn't i? What I got was great and they sold it well, you're pretentious and can't handle the fact that apple sells good quality products.
#214 to #31 - abovelawl
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I got my iPhone 4 for 80 bucks and it's the best phone I have ever had. And apple is making a **** ton of money so they honestly don't a **** what you say, they aren't going to stop doing what they do so they is no point in complaining

inb4 red thumbs, I don't give a **** thumbs are pointless
#217 to #214 - abovelawl
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(09/20/2012) [-]
don't give* a ****...
#36 to #31 - Giachianeo
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You're one of my new favorite people.

#52 to #31 - dropgasm
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(09/20/2012) [-]
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#504 to #31 - hanroyale
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I think I'm gonna come back when these iPhone posts die down.

Seriously, why do you all act like you have a pickle shoved in your ass whenever you hear "iPhone" or "Apple"? You bitch, fuss and moan because some people happen to own it. Yeah the new iPhone may be the same, but what the **** are you gonna do that will change that? Let a person get what they WANT.

Thumb me down if you want, but you know some of you act like this. This comment makes a great example.
#506 to #504 - jokeface
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(09/20/2012) [-]
It's not the iPhone itself that pisses me off. It's the obsessive idol-worship that it's consumer base gives it. Apple has made them mental slaves, and while that doesn't affect me personally, it does mean that future generations are only going to get worse. Think about it. Half of people our age can't remember to wipe their own ass unless their phone reminds them to, and now these same people are having children, and those children are having children. iPhones are now commonplace even in elementary school classrooms. And people are so dependent on them that the human brain is devolving. We're losing memory capacity, basic mathematical skills, spelling ability, and more, and all of that intelligence is going into tiny little plastic rectangles whose primary function is just too make money. Do you know why iPhones only have one button? Because if they had more than that no one would know how to use them. Humans are getting stupider because of their obsession with technology, and Apple is the nucleus of the problem, pulling the strings of society like a puppetmaster. People like me may have a pickle up our asses, as you put it, but at least a pickle is thinner than an Apple.
#525 to #31 - iamphoenix
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Calm down. At some point, Hanson was popular. Hair metal was popular. Goddamn hippies were cool. All fads pass, and a new, stupid one takes its place. Be it with technology, music, fashion or whatever else is popular. Eventually Apple won't be so popular.
#529 to #525 - jokeface
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(09/21/2012) [-]
I'm sure Apple will fade into the background at some point. But technology stands out among fads for the fact that it literally makes people stupider. What do I mean by that? Well, because of our increased dependence upon devices to store information and perform various functions that our brain should be able to do on it's own, younger generations are losing the ability to do those things. We have an innate presumption that we don't need to "learn" things because computers already have the information for us. As one article I read put it:

"As you have probably already noticed in your life, there is a "use it or lose it" element to your brain. For instance, we're guessing that most of you reading this haven't used your high school math skills since your cellphone started coming equipped with a calculator. And by age 22, you've probably forgotten every little bit of algebra you ever learned. Your brain is constantly rewiring itself depending on what you use it -- or don't use it -- for. That same principal of use-it-or-lose-it applies to information in the 21st century, only now instead of losing your ability to do long division, you're slowly losing the capacity to retain anything in your head. Why? Because of the search engine. Your brain is changing to accommodate the fact that everything you could make the effort to remember is readily available on the Internet inside of three seconds."
#530 to #529 - iamphoenix
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Cracked? On the quote I mean.
#531 to #530 - jokeface
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Oh, yea I forgot to add the source. My apologies.
#540 to #31 - sketchysketchist
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(09/21/2012) [-]
You sir, earned my thumb.
You're bringing your honest opinion and not being butthurt by anyone going against you.
#523 to #31 - giveobamaquarters
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Why care so much? I mean honestly
#127 to #31 - darkphoenixxx
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Have this :)
#53 to #31 - ckys
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(09/20/2012) [-]
just shut up and take my grilled chesse...
just shut up and take my grilled chesse...
#522 to #53 - anon
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(09/21/2012) [-]
im soo hungry for that now.
#139 to #31 - hardtuner
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(09/20/2012) [-]
my brother wants the new iphone... even when i told him it's **** and that he should get the samsung. hell i even said that he should get a nokia before EVER buying an iphone.
#128 to #31 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#483 to #31 - ccamp
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(09/20/2012) [-]
yo ipod touch 2nd gen for lyfe
#43 to #31 - responsibletim
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(09/20/2012) [-]
PREACH!!
#404 to #31 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
the app store is 10x better than samsung's variant
#33 to #31 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I'm stuck in a 2 year contract with an iphone 4s, I'd love to have a samsung. 15 months to go I guess.
#321 to #31 - kaitheguy
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, the only apple products I've ever owned and plan to ever own are the ipod nano 1st or 2nd gen (not sure) and ipod touch. Both of which are great devices, but i would never buy again especially after the same exact thing is released in a different shape or size every year. I've gotten my hands on all of the iPod models and Iphone models (not counting 5) and quite a few macs, all i can say is, THEY ARE ALL THE SAME! no special features really. iPhone and iPod touch can barely multitask while my cheap android can. Apple products are not worth the buy.

I feel the same way about Beats by Dre. I got a pair as a gift last year, and they're just like any other headphones but extremely bass heavy, and I will admit, stylish. But, I also believe that they are extremely overrated and overpriced, just like Apple products simply because of the name. I would not buy again.

tl;dr
Apple products are severely overpriced and ****** compared to the competition products, buy something else. They're just trying to get money out of their hypnotized hipster whores.
#75 to #31 - LegititmateKyle
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You so realize you're making a bigger deal out of this, than the people who are camping out.. right?
#124 to #75 - commiecomrade
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(09/20/2012) [-]
At least he didn't wait 12 hours just so he could post his comment.
#232 to #124 - LegititmateKyle
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(09/20/2012) [-]
No but he did waste his time angrily typing away a rant, about something that honestly shouldn't bother him this much as it isn't actually affecting him in anyway.
#490 to #232 - jokeface
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You do have a point. I'll give you that.
#510 to #490 - LegititmateKyle
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Thank you, I'm glad you aren't like most people on here and can actually listen to a little bit of reason. ^.^
#76 to #75 - LegititmateKyle
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(09/20/2012) [-]
do*
#196 to #31 - simfar
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(09/20/2012) [-]
hit the nail on the head dude
#512 to #31 - shishkobob
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(09/20/2012) [-]
your butthurt amuses me
#513 to #512 - jokeface
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I wouldn't call it butthurt. That would imply that it's a big deal to me. No, this rant is the product of a dormant distaste for the subject in question. I'm not mad, this is just an unfortunate truth that I have learned to live with. Like the Holocaust.
#519 to #513 - shishkobob
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(09/21/2012) [-]
then what is this?
#520 to #519 - jokeface
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(09/21/2012) [-]
A hyperbole sir. An overt exaggeration for the purpose of emphasizing a point.
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#526 to #520 - shishkobob
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(09/21/2012) [-]
so what your telling me is that you meant it as a literary devise and not an outbursts of butthurt and anger?
#528 to #526 - jokeface
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(09/21/2012) [-]
More or less. Like many people, I have slight sociopathic ideologies. Mass genocide is something I consider essential in the effort to bring the world to peace. Humans are cancer. But I'm not about to bust out the shotgun and start mowing people down. I can live in an imperfect world. Doesn't mean I like it.
#532 to #528 - shishkobob
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(09/21/2012) [-]
I'm not saying you would literally do that. I'm just saying you said it out of anger.
#533 to #532 - jokeface
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Well, yea I guess this particular rant was out of anger. The video just got me a little riled up, and I never get to talk about my true feelings for Apple. But I'm not constantly walking around thinking "God I hate those Apple bastards!" or anything like that. Like I said, it's just one of those things I pocket in the back of my head and don't acknowledge often.
#176 to #31 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Okay, this made my ******* day.
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#101 to #71 - davve
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#168 to #31 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
People need to stop saying that there's no hope for humanity, and that they lost faith. There have always been stupid/annoying people and there always will be. There are so many more people that don't give a **** about the new iPhone, or just despise it, I have yet to see one comment here that actually praises it, and yet I've seen tons of comments that whine about people that like it. If you want to be cynical, fine, there's no need to whine, it doesn't make anything better
#47 to #31 - zekromslo
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#7 - ibishotel
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(09/20/2012) [-]
when is all this fighting gonna stop. it's just a phone
#100 to #7 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
It's not just a phone, it's a fight agaisnt stupidity.
#8 to #7 - sladee
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(09/20/2012) [-]
there will be a fight about everything, everywhere at everytime
#10 to #8 - ibishotel
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(09/20/2012) [-]
okay, what side are you on?
#11 to #10 - sladee
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(09/20/2012) [-]
in the 'i don't have a cellphone and i don't have the money for one either' one
#12 to #11 - ibishotel
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(09/20/2012) [-]
then i shall be in the 'everyone has a cell phone nowadays'

you should save money to buy a cell phone, everyone has one
#13 to #12 - sladee
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(09/20/2012) [-]
well i actually have one but is so old nokia can suck it's battery
#14 to #13 - ibishotel
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(09/20/2012) [-]
did you just lie to me? over the internet? you just said you didn't have a cell phone!
#15 to #14 - sladee
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i have a cell phone which i don't use so i consider it as not having so in the end ****.
i have a cell phone which i don't use so i consider it as not having so in the end ****.
#16 to #15 - sladee
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(09/20/2012) [-]
it's also broken
#17 to #16 - ibishotel
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i think we are doing this fighting thing wrong...
#18 to #17 - sladee
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(09/20/2012) [-]
okay okay, how about **** YOU ****** LOL I ****** YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT !1!!1!!!!1111! any better?
#9 to #7 - Spitfirex
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(09/20/2012) [-]
First world problems will never end.
#27 to #9 - profarnsworth
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(09/20/2012) [-]
mother ****** take my face off your thumbnail picture before i pimp slap you
#34 to #27 - Spitfirex
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(09/20/2012) [-]
>Thumbnail.
wut?
#87 to #34 - thedinosaurfarm
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Hehe le funny meme arrow xD
#327 to #87 - kaitheguy
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(09/20/2012) [-]
did nobody understand his sarcasm?
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#316 to #27 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
It's his avatar you stupid ****
#121 - voltkills
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i love how it never actually says it apple, but references the **** out of it to make it obvious.
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#144 to #137 - voltkills
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i also loved how everyone in the apple line was mindless and technologically dumb, just Samsung showing how most apple fans don't know two things about how a phone works.
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#153 to #146 - voltkills
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i can just imaguine it,. "sir... do you think that maybe... we could give the new iphone a usb port" *long silence" "your fired jenkins, get out"
#154 to #153 - MaStaR **User deleted account**
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#82 - Pharonix
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(09/20/2012) [-]
apple, you mad?
Oh you mad.
#438 - olosos
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#80 - symustafa
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(09/20/2012) [-]
FJ is still not over this? Apple, as a company, wants to make a profit. And they are very good at that. Apple could care less what you guys think about them, the new iPhone is still going to sell well. If you like the iPhone, great. If you like something else, well great too. Content like this and religious debates and politics all fuel the rage on FJ. Let's be nice once in a while.
FJ is still not over this? Apple, as a company, wants to make a profit. And they are very good at that. Apple could care less what you guys think about them, the new iPhone is still going to sell well. If you like the iPhone, great. If you like something else, well great too. Content like this and religious debates and politics all fuel the rage on FJ. Let's be nice once in a while.
#84 to #80 - rummler
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(09/20/2012) [-]
sharing your opinion on the internet...   
are you trying to get stabbed?
sharing your opinion on the internet...
are you trying to get stabbed?
#86 to #84 - symustafa
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(09/20/2012) [-]
It's a risk I have to take sometimes.
It's a risk I have to take sometimes.
#89 to #86 - rummler
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(09/20/2012) [-]
either you're really brave, or the stupidest person i know, either way, take this
either you're really brave, or the stupidest person i know, either way, take this
#324 - funkmasterflex
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(09/20/2012) [-]
- Hipsters hate all things mainstream   
- FJ hates all things mainstream (Call of Duty, Beats, Apple, Rap, Worshipping a god, etc.)   
Funnyjunk = Hipsters   
Funnyjunk hates hipsters   
Funnyjunk is a hipster hypocrite.... a Hipstocrite!   
You people make me sick.
- Hipsters hate all things mainstream
- FJ hates all things mainstream (Call of Duty, Beats, Apple, Rap, Worshipping a god, etc.)
Funnyjunk = Hipsters
Funnyjunk hates hipsters
Funnyjunk is a hipster hypocrite.... a Hipstocrite!
You people make me sick.
#337 to #324 - olineadi
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(09/20/2012) [-]
OMG I read that as (CoD, BEETS...)
and I was thinking "What in ****** name did the beets do to you, funnyjunk? Leave them alone!
#325 to #324 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
OH **** NUGGUG YOU BOUT TO GET A BUNCH OF RED THUMBS!
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#329 to #328 - funkmasterflex
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(09/20/2012) [-]
The majority of the world's population does it.....
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#344 to #324 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
being an atheist is not being a hipster seeing as it's only in the USA god is mainstream, so **** you.
#428 to #344 - kevlarx
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(09/20/2012) [-]
not really only in america, seeing as most of the world worships some form of deity
#390 to #344 - thepartygod
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(09/20/2012) [-]
get out of here atheist anon. You're butthurt, we get it.
#495 to #324 - nexu
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Call of Duty
-Same thing every year
-full of annoying 12 year olds
-frustrating

Beats
-over priced for their quality
-pretty much everyone I see with them is a douchbag

Apple
-over priced for their quality
-I've disliked them ever since their "I'm a mac" attack ads
-re releases same products with slight modifications
-their following seems to be fanboys
-sue-happy

Rap
-don't give a **** either way

Religion
-don't give a **** either way

Call me a hipster if you want, I don't really care

#330 to #324 - lorddarkskull
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(09/20/2012) [-]
the first rule of being a hipster is to hate everything mainstream, the second rule is to hate other hipsters and not consider yourself one.
#370 to #324 - hagletrough
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(09/20/2012) [-]
No we don't hate Beats, Call of Duty, and Apple because they're mainstream, we hate them because they ******* suck.
#341 to #324 - jibb
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You are not a hipster because you hate apple.
Nor are you a hipster for liking androids.
#333 to #324 - zenberg
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Being a hipster itself is becoming mainstream
#56 - HighLitedHelios
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You know this commercial is legit when It's got the bitch from Cyber Chase.
#442 to #56 - upunkpunk
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#446 to #442 - HighLitedHelios
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(09/20/2012) [-]
That's the same actor that played Pierce's half-brother on the Digital Estate Planning episode of Community. And I think you're trying to tell me you like my comment?
#455 to #446 - upunkpunk
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(09/20/2012) [-]
It is Gus from Breaking Bad, and yes I found it hilarious.
#460 to #455 - HighLitedHelios
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#462 to #460 - upunkpunk
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#243 - karsestar
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(09/20/2012) [-]
If Samsung was number 1 in the mobile business, they wouldn't be making a commercial like this. It's pathetic and desperate. But you guys will never listen to me. Most of you are stuck-up hipsters without knowing it. Notice how as soon as something becomes popular, FJ hates it. Beats By Dre, iPhone, Call of Duty etc.

You are all a bunch of ******* hipster fags, and the only reason you don't like these things is because they're mainstream. Admit it, dirty apes.
#259 to #243 - crampypmarc
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i even did the hard math to give you a thumb
#262 to #243 - aburningpyramid
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Actually i like iPhones their easier to use though i have a galaxy s2. And regardless of what you say i still hate Call of Duty stopped liking it after black ops was completely over the series by that point. Unfortunately i think battlefield will be heading down the same road if they keep this up.
#268 to #262 - duskman
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Call of Duty would be great if it updated like TF2. (new **** every year with no added fee)
#275 to #268 - aburningpyramid
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah maybe. That's what i like about battlefield after every new DLC theirs new guns and vehicles so new to stuff to get unlocks for. Keeps the game fresh plus new maps are always nice.
#291 to #275 - duskman
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Which is fantastic, I hope to stop being F2P when i happen upon some money.
#253 to #243 - Shramin
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Advertisement stating your product is better then a specific contender is only legal if it is true. Just thought you should know that.
#258 to #243 - randomserb
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(09/20/2012) [-]
FJ isn't a single person.
#260 to #243 - karsestar
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(09/20/2012) [-]
mfw i'm actually getting green thumbs.
mfw i'm actually getting green thumbs.
#270 to #260 - theshadowed
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(09/20/2012) [-]
An controversial opinion on FJ with thumbs!? WITCHCRAFT!
#271 to #260 - duskman
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You bring up interesting points.
#269 to #243 - vivapinatapro
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(09/20/2012) [-]
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#261 to #243 - mjjrussell **User deleted account**
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I don't like the apple products because you can get the same thing just cheaper. I don't have a problem with beats by dre i just can't afford them. And i don't like call of duty because i'm not really big into fps games. you just assume that people don't like things because they are popular.
#251 to #243 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Here, take this good sir. It may come in handy in the future.
Here, take this good sir. It may come in handy in the future.
#265 to #243 - theshadowed
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(09/20/2012) [-]
So your point is that if we don't like something everyone else likes, we're not having our own opinion, but being '******* hipster fags'
#248 to #243 - denbaby
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#263 to #243 - duskman
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Beats by Dr Dre: Overpriced regular headphones that people only by to look like they have a whole lotta monies.
iPhones: Overpriced phones that people buy to look like they have a whole lotta monies.
Call of Duty: Game that is kind of alright but is nothing to get excited over.

Nothing to do with being hipster, the top two are just frivolous things to buy to look status and cool.

the last item is a game most people hate because it is repetitive, (Doesn't update without having to buy a new game every year, guns hurr hurr) bland/boring, (shoot da guns at da peoples hurr hurr) and some people that play it praise it and sing its gospel like its a state of the art firearm simulator.
#272 to #263 - karsestar
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I'm not saying that you HAVE to buy these specific brands. Just don't bash people who do. I have an iPhone, sometimes i like to play COD and i also own a set of Beats by Dre.
I'm a nice guy, believe it or not.
#293 to #272 - srapture
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Beats by Dre... You went too far...
#289 to #272 - duskman
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(09/20/2012) [-]
And that fantastic, as long as you are happy with those things. I bought every COD game up to MW3 and i loved it for some reason, it was only till Black Ops 2 that i got pissed and vowed never to buy another one.

But Beats, you're not paying for quality, you're paying for a name.
#301 to #289 - karsestar
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, maybe so. I like the design. Big + for me. Some care about quality, some care about looks. I'd much rather be seen with my Beats then with a pair of big-ass Sennheiser with a 3 mile wire.
#334 to #301 - duskman
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(09/20/2012) [-]
What the ****. Beats over Sennheiser? Please tell me you're kidding.
#273 to #243 - jikario
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Or. You know. Some people just like things that are BETTER? ANYAudiophile can tell you Beats are crap compared to various other brands of headphones. Call of Duty is certainly not the best first person shooter, and probably never will be, Its just popular, and people love when things don't change because they fear it. Most People who stay at apples Beck and Call are the real hipsters with feelings towards that one company because they're too stuck up to think about anything else being better than them. Its arrogance at its finest.
#295 to #273 - karsestar
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Beats has a fine sound. It might not be the best, but no one claims it to be. COD is not the best game ever either. But its entertaining, and no one is forcing you to buy it, so why the butthurt?

Who says you HAVE to buy the BEST all the time? And no, I don't think people plays COD because they are afraid of change. Maybe they just like it the way it is. People who plays COD plays other games too you know. Your argument is stupid, i'm sorry, but it is.
#524 to #295 - blahness
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Choosing quality products at reasonable prices is by no means being a hipster. it's called being logical.

Beats by Dre can be compared to other high quality headphones as Macs and apple products can be compared to the PC industry and android:
Way too overpriced for its performance.

No, we don't hate things because they're popular. We hate things because they're bad. Battlefield and Call of duty are two comparable franchises, both with a reasonable amount of fans, and both are extremely popular. However, I prefer battlefield 3 because it gives me a better gaming experience for the same price.
same can be applied to consumer products.
#302 to #295 - jikario
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(09/20/2012) [-]
>No one claims it to be.
I've heard so many people dickriding beats as the best headphones to ever come out on the market that its not even funny. How YOU haven't been told about "The best bass headphones in the world." Is beyond me.

>No ones forcing you to buy it.
You're right. And I don't. I've yet to buy any call of duty games, and instead choose to play them with friends who have before I decide whether or not I MIGHT. So far, not a single one was worth the 60 bucks they charge.

>Who says you HAVE to buy the best?
In THIS economy? I'm getting my ****** moneys worth homie. Beats are just a waste of a couple hundred dollars.
#543 to #302 - karsestar
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(09/21/2012) [-]
You must have a sad life, judging people by their videogames and headphones.
#366 - divinedpk
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(09/20/2012) [-]
you are witnessing the company apple slowly die off
correct me if im wrong but
Computers are made good but lack features the PC has so they are not made as much
Ipad gets ton of **** because its the ipod touch on a larger scale(not that innovative)
and now the ipod touch which is really all they had is now dying because of phones like the Galaxy, HTC, Blackberry, etc.

i know this is a bit drastic but somewhat true
#405 to #366 - ICEDgrunge
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Apple is from what I've seen 700$ per stock. I see no dying there, regardless of how much better things are than apple products as you say, Apple is making over 9 million Iphone 5's this year to sell in America, I don't know how much the phones actually will be but I know the plan for Verizon and the insurance included will be over 100$ alone, so I would say when things like this are marketed, the company is nowhere close to dying off.