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    A guide to some fantastically useful DJing techniques when playing in clubs that I've picked up from observing modern club DJs.

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    #82 - ohsean
    Reply+57
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Master DJ right here.
    Master DJ right here.
    #90 to #82 - gatodelfuego
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    (09/01/2012)[-]
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    #30 - shazmothree
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    User avatar#32 - djequalizee
    Reply-17
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    I'm a DJ and i find this offensive >:o
    #46 to #32 - lapfoxtrax**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#78 to #46 - djequalizee
    Reply0
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Exactly, part time DJ. you obviously do it for money. if you want to see a real DJ, just watch this! :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDS3JJfXpBQ&list=UUnXN1WZ57YHaSgIKbDHEnDw&index=2&feature=plcp
    #44 to #32 - bazda
    Reply+2
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    You have to agree this is a rather hilarious, and accurate description of most "high-school dance" DJs, as I refer to them.

    I do agree with you though, a lot of morons think that pushing play on your macbook = being a DJ. It pisses me off when people talk crap about any electronic artists, like Kaskade, Skrillex, Nero, or anyone else like that. Just because "all they do at concerts is push play" doesn't mean it didn't take hours of hard work to put the track together. I wanna tell faggots like that "if it's so easy, why don't you do it and make millions of dollars and be world renowned artists like them?"
    User avatar#45 to #44 - djequalizee
    Reply0
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Yeah, i totally agree. and some DJ's ARE like the ones in the vid, which makes me mad that they can make easy money without trying.
    User avatar#37 to #32 - lwminlaa
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    (09/01/2012)[-]
    sucks man but you have to admit that Djs these days basically do exactly what is in this video, im not saying you do them, hell you could be one of the better DJs out there and if you are you have my respect as a breakdancer, keep doing what your good at
    User avatar#39 to #37 - djequalizee
    Reply0
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Thanks man, you have my respect as a person. i don't like how people portray DJ's like this. it takes a lot of hard work, ive been doing it for about 9 months, and i've still got a hell of a long ways to go! :D
    User avatar#40 to #39 - lwminlaa
    Reply+1
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    goodluck and godspeed
    #73 to #32 - foreversevenfold
    Reply0
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    I'm offensive and I find this DJ
    User avatar#33 to #32 - vermillionbobcat 
    Reply0
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Only because he's right.
    User avatar#34 to #33 - djequalizee
    Reply+1
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Nah, thats how you be a BAD or FAKE dj. to really dj you need to beatmatch, scratch, add effects on beat, etc. its much MUCH harder than you would think.
    User avatar#35 to #34 - vermillionbobcat 
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    (09/01/2012)[-]
    I have no idea man, I form my opinions on absolutely nothing.

    However, I have been to a club and I observed with my senses to come up with this conclusion: "OP's video is 100% correct."
    User avatar#36 to #35 - djequalizee
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    (09/01/2012)[-]
    That DJ was probably there for looks and money, i dislike DJ's like that. i do it for fun. Which is the real reason you should do it ^^
    User avatar#38 to #36 - vermillionbobcat 
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    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Your jimmies are un-rustleable.
    User avatar#42 to #38 - djequalizee
    Reply+1
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Yeah, i don't get mad easy :P
    #106 - shmozai
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    #71 - anonymouzx
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    #23 - mikepetru#108 on commentsRank#108 
    Reply+23
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    MFW remembering the last time I was at a club
    MFW remembering the last time I was at a club
    User avatar#52 to #23 - harpoonafrittata
    Reply+3
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    That dog makes me laugh and be sad at the same time
    #25 to #23 - fxremastered
    Reply+2
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Looks like you are remembering the Vietnam war.
    User avatar#31 to #25 - mikepetru#108 on commentsRank#108 
    Reply+23
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    i dont see the difference. The screaming, the non-stop sounds of explosions, the earth shaking beneath my feet, men and women cramped together in a dark hole, the air thick with the odor of sweat and liquor. It's a nightmare.
    #110 to #31 - graphically
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    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Last time I was at a club I fingered a girl while she rubs her ass against my boner.

    Wasn't all too bad.
    #105 - guychre
    Reply+18
    (09/01/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#96 - dafuqz
    Reply+3
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Every kid with a dj-controller think he's a DJ... I have a micro wave own, does that make me a chef?
    #100 to #96 - OldSnake 
    Reply+18
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    A "Microwave Owen"?
    A "Microwave Owen"?
    #101 to #100 - dafuqz
    Reply0
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Yeah. Bad English... Not my native language...
    Yeah. Bad English... Not my native language...
    User avatar#102 to #101 - OldSnake 
    Reply+1
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    Still, your point comes across. It's like those little kids that think they can play guitar because they play "Guitar Hero".
    User avatar#104 to #96 - ICEDgrunge
    Reply+2
    (09/01/2012)[-]
    No, but you can make ****** mac n' cheese with it.
    #61 - alZii
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