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#101 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
My answer: Because I'm not ready to die. Because I still need to spread the word about Jesus before my time is up, even if they will not hear it.
#215 to #101 - anon
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(09/01/2012) [-]
this is the most accurate true christian response you can give
#217 to #215 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Thank you. Even if people don't agree with me, I'm not lying am I? I bet the only reason that guy paused like that, is because he was shocked by such a rude and bold question.
#135 to #101 - telfyr
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(09/01/2012) [-]
on the topic of jesus...
#147 to #135 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
You do realize that that is the most significant misinterpretation of Jesus. Formed from inaccurate and unprofessional information.
#171 to #147 - Visual
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Isn't Satan a trickster and wouldn't that be the greatest trick of all?



Or does it offend you too much on the inside or what you think to consider it?



Serious question.
#173 to #171 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
If he could pull that off, which he didn't, he wouldn't of failed in taking God's throne.
#175 to #173 - Visual
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(09/01/2012) [-]
But why would he want to? Wouldn't he just be doing a metaphorical slap in God's face by taking all his followers into hell? If he's still continuing today I'm sure he's happy with what he's doing.
#177 to #175 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
First of all, Satan wasn't Jesus. That entire image is misinterpreted and twisted ********. Why would he want to? How do you think Satan became The Devil? He was thrown out along with a third of all angels (the third that helped him) when he tried to take God's throne.
#183 to #177 - Visual
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(09/01/2012) [-]
The picture wasn't talking about interpreting the Bible but rather interpreting the idea of Satan and Jesus, after all, religion is just an idea people believe.    
   
And it was to herd people with promises of redemption and paradise, even for those ********* who do a lot of stupid crap during the week and go to Church on Sunday just to feel clean and pure.    
   
It's all the promises and things that seem too good to be true, and Satan could easily exploit this to the masses of the world were it true.
The picture wasn't talking about interpreting the Bible but rather interpreting the idea of Satan and Jesus, after all, religion is just an idea people believe.

And it was to herd people with promises of redemption and paradise, even for those ********* who do a lot of stupid crap during the week and go to Church on Sunday just to feel clean and pure.

It's all the promises and things that seem too good to be true, and Satan could easily exploit this to the masses of the world were it true.
#189 to #183 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
You say it like you know Heaven and Hell don't exist. But the child that fears hell lives in all of us, remember that.
#195 to #189 - Visual
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Uh, why would I be afraid of something I don't actually believe exists? Even as a child I was never afraid of hell because it all sounded too cheesy to me.

Everyone is different, bro, not everyone fears the belief you fear in so much.

In fact, if God was such a cruel bastard to us on Earth, why should we kiss his ass at Church every Sunday? Why should we get into Heaven based on how much we kissed his ass and not by how we actually lived our lives?



Why should a community-servicing, blood donating, adopting, atheist go to hell while a drunken drug addict who beats children and women be able to get into Heaven by kissing a Priest's ass at a Church?



It's all too good to be true and even if it was, it's a stupid concept to follow.
#154 to #147 - telfyr
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(09/01/2012) [-]
true but the point i'm trying to make is we don't know who is right, and we won't know until we die, there may or may not be a heaven/hell, or we may be reincarnated as another being, or any other religion's beliefs.
#115 to #101 - anon
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(09/01/2012) [-]
go **** yourself you're not a good person for annoying people smart enough to not listen to your ridiculous ********. and its not just religion, if i went door to door telling people that they have to throw away all they're clothes and walk around naked because i think it would be better for them i would still be an asshole.
#116 to #115 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
And when have I done that?
#132 to #116 - anon
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(09/01/2012) [-]
its an example moron you spread the word of jesus to people who don't give a **** and all your doing is being an annoying twat and making a fool of yourself
#144 to #132 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
We don't really care what you think of us. As long as you hear it and consider it, it's fine.
#103 to #101 - lolzordz
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(09/01/2012) [-]
shoudlve stopped at 'not ready to die'. spread the word of life. wtf does jesus have to do with anything man...
#104 to #103 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
I'm not gong to get into an argument, but I will answer your question. Spread the word of Jesus, as in you know the bible. The story of Jesus, and how he will return very soon. You get the idea.
#105 to #104 - lolzordz
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(09/01/2012) [-]
wow what an answer. just like the rest of the bible's answers..

hey whats 2+2? jesus.

why is the sky blue? jesus.
#117 to #105 - cantfindausername
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Chill, dude. He's not a Jesus nut (from what I can tell). That's his reason to keep on keeping on. Why take that away?
#123 to #117 - lolzordz
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(09/01/2012) [-]
do you know what spreading the word of jesus means? it means as much as im telling him no, i got my own life. he will say yeah but follow my life, trust me, jesus.
#159 to #123 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Spreading the word of Jesus: Getting as many people as possible to know about this, so they have a chance.
What you think it means: Hunting down every last non-christian and eliminating any free will from them.
#109 to #105 - severepwner
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#121 to #109 - zxczxcv
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(09/01/2012) [-]
this is an ironic image response. also I love jesus and religious tolerance is a sideways eight street
#126 to #121 - severepwner
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I was thinking of its irony. But the terrorists are famous for using AK-47's against us. The AK's still kick ass.