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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#25 - wertq
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Hello again, Funnyjunkers. Lisa, your special reporter here. Despite the post "God's not real" is only 2 hours old the situation here slowly comes out of shape. Alarums and excursions here and there, a lot of butthurt victims, arguments and bible wars.. That's what we going to witness in a couple of hours. Let's see if our special reporter Thomas has some news from the center of events. Thomas?
#26 to #25 - wertq
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Good day, Lisa! As we can see, the ********* is about to *Wind howls* begin. Dozens of trolls approach from the newest upload and, from the other side, religious users marching from the Front Page.
*Radio ,message* Attention users! Storm warning, please refrain from posting!
Well, I guess today's ********** chasers episode going to be great. Lisa.
#27 to #26 - wertq
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Thanks, Thomas. Don't miss our results brief in 12 hours. Have a nice day!
#28 to #27 - wertq
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Coming up next: **** Storm Chasers.
User avatar #112 to #28 - profarnsworth
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It's been 15 hours and i still don't have my results dammit!
#231 to #28 - finishhimlarry
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These comments are awesome and you should feel awesome.

Also, you could make some really good content from this idea. Just a suggestion.
User avatar #274 to #231 - wertq
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I hate screencapped threads, I won't do it. But you can, if you want. It's kinda OC or something, so.. Yea, do it. Just don't forget to give creds and everything.
#277 to #274 - finishhimlarry
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No, I meant like you could make your own content, not just screencapped, but made in PS or something. I would never post screencapped stuff unless it's like quints or something.
User avatar #280 to #277 - wertq
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Oh, that.. I don't know, maybe later. I'm not good with PS.
#164 - Ahhstin
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User avatar #256 to #164 - Tsquared
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read the description

agnostic =/= atheist
User avatar #170 to #164 - HarvietheDinkle
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you DID watch the video, right?
#96 - soultorture
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I hate both extremes. Extreme religious an non-religious people are both annoying as hell. I believe in god. I don't ever talk about my religious beliefs, so how about everyone shuts the **** up and minds their own damn business?
I hate both extremes. Extreme religious an non-religious people are both annoying as hell. I believe in god. I don't ever talk about my religious beliefs, so how about everyone shuts the **** up and minds their own damn business?
#222 - ultimaterides
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agnostic you say...?
User avatar #251 to #222 - Tsquared
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I prefer to sum it up like this

I don't know, I can't know, i don't really care very much
User avatar #181 - dustyshane
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This pretty much applies to this website as well.
User avatar #148 - sekundab
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In my personal opinion it is simple as ****. There are good guys on both sides and bad guys on both sides too. Trolls on atheist side and Fanatics on another side. And because of them, these discussions begin. I mean, saying, that every ******* theist is a stupid piece of **** convincing and talking about his belief to other people, is stupid, like saying, that every german guy is a nazi. I mean, there was a lot of them, but not now. Yep, there are still some neonazis, but you know what i mean. The same thing is, when the troll atheists talk about the crusades. I mean, it is like when you go to, i dont know, random american guy and you blame him for killing indians. He has nothing to do with that. And today church has nothing to do with crusades too.
And the raping priests. They are no longer in the church and it is not right to judge the whole church for like five guys... It is like you blamed whole Iraq, with civilists, for Osama bin Laden.. And the same for theists. If somebody chose another way than you, you just have to leave him/her alone. And no comments like atheists are ignorant and such stuff. btw : I dont know, how it is in America, but in Europe, the theists accept science + evolution, etc. so dont talk in general next time, ok? I just hope, that this comment wont end in *********, but you know.. FunnyJunk :D
#151 to #148 - bench
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:) i like you, here have this short funny comic

from and atheist who respects your opinion
#250 to #148 - thescientist
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I understand what you are saying. My question is as a scientist ow do you combine science with religion?
User avatar #257 to #250 - Tsquared
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watchmaker god

it's a theory that says that god designed the universe like a complex watch that can function autonomously based on pre-designed rules (science)
#258 to #257 - thescientist
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That only justify a god that cannot be proven or disproven not religion.
User avatar #260 to #258 - Tsquared
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which justifies the religion of agnosticism
#270 to #260 - thescientist
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I wouldn't call agnosticism a relegion, some agnostics claim that there is currently no proof and god doesn't exist (agnostic atheist). What you describe is agnostic theism which can be described in a broad sense a religion.
User avatar #281 to #270 - Tsquared
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i see it as believing that humans physically can't understand what god is or whether he exists
#283 to #281 - thescientist
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Than your god cannot be proven or disproven. Doesn't that bother you?
User avatar #287 to #283 - Tsquared
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not really, my philosophy is if i can't change or effect it i don't really care that much

since i don't think i can say whether or not god exists I don't really care in the end
#288 to #287 - thescientist
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You can put it that way, but then why care to believe in a god anyway?
User avatar #289 to #288 - Tsquared
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what do you mean?
#291 to #289 - thescientist
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Well you don't know wether a god exist and you don't care wether a god exist. So why believe in a god? Or am I misunderstanding something..
User avatar #292 to #291 - Tsquared
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i never said I did, the watchmaker thing was just a theory i learned about history that shows that science doesn't necessarily disprove god
#293 to #292 - thescientist
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Okay, than I musunderstood.. But I never said science could disprove god. I am only wandering how religious people can combine science with their religion. The typical religions like Christianity, Islam, etc. has a difficult time combining their religion and science. Some groups even shunts science completely. The watchmaker god can be a explanation, but for me it seems that people want a cake and eat it too..
User avatar #294 to #293 - Tsquared
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i suppose, and honestly those religions are probably going to either have to adapt majorly or wiped out in a few decades
I do hope i live long enough to see the next big religion get started

And god, if you do exist, please don't let it be Scientology
#295 to #294 - thescientist
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I completly agree.. Have a nice day
#296 to #295 - Tsquared
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may fonzie be with you
User avatar #162 to #148 - zhaffy
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You have my respect
#173 to #148 - twilightdusk
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"And the raping priests. They are no longer in the church..."

I'm going to stop you right there, because at first at least, when the church officials discovered that one of their priests was molesting children, they just covered it up and quietly transferred the offending priest to another location rather than doing anything to stop them. Whatever small percentage of priests were doing such terrible things, that the higher officials covered it up rather than condemned those priests says a lot.
User avatar #175 to #173 - asianthatfailsmath
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You're right but I also want to point out that it's not only Priests that gets their actions covered up. Politicians and Police Officers crimes Like Molesting/ Laundering and etc.. are also covered up w/o due punishment. What I'm trying to say is that everyone who has power will usually abuse it, but society usually "over criticize" Religous Figures. ( Sorry if My grammar is terrible, English isn't my primary Language.)
#177 to #175 - twilightdusk
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We "overly" criticize religious figures because they are claiming to be holy bastions of all that is good and sacred in the world. Politicians make no such claim, police officers only claim to keep the peace. It's religious figures who claim that they are good and everyone who doesn't follow their teachings are evil. So that's why they get criticized more harshly when they're caught doing something bad.
User avatar #206 to #177 - asianthatfailsmath
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I think it's a matter of perspective though since Most People Also Consider Politicians and Officers as Individuals who should rise above the rest. I do understand your point though, on how hypocritical it may seem if the one who preaches what is good or what is bad, deliberately what goes against what they preach but politicians can also be held in high regard since they are the "key figure" of a city/state/Country also Police since the idea of a cop ( in a naive sense ) is a peacekeeper, that Cops are Higher Than the average citizen. ( i apologize if my point is not clear, since i cannot fully express it in English)
#220 to #206 - twilightdusk
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I understand what you're saying, but in my mind it's just not the same thing.
User avatar #226 to #220 - asianthatfailsmath
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Well different people have different opinions on a certain matter but i still respect your opinion in this matter.
User avatar #190 to #177 - manofbeardliness
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I agree with a lot of what you said, but the "It's religious figures who claim that they are good and everyone who doesn't follow their teachings are evil" isn't necessarily true. It says in the bible that all men are created equal. Catholicism believes that a select few are closer to god than others and that's also why people branched off from catholicism and christianity was born, (though a majority of christians are doing the same thing by claiming all men are equal except gays, blacks, jews, etc. The WBC is pretty much who I'm talking about. Sorry if this was all over the place I've only been up for a little while.
#194 to #190 - twilightdusk
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The kinds of religious figures who put themselves out there are the kinds of religious figures who will claim that if you don't worship the same way they do, you're going to hell.

I fully understand that not every religious person in the world thinks like that, but the fact of the matter is that you're not going to get a huge following by preaching that people can go to heaven even if they don't follow what you say.
User avatar #208 - ryantheatheist
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I came as fast as I could
User avatar #216 to #208 - gustaforce
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Thank God your here.
#217 to #216 - ryantheatheist
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aaaaaand thumb
#275 to #216 - dickthebutt
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your?
#172 - anon id: e72a56f1
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Atheists in a nutshell
watch as the faggots who are so far up their own ass, thumb this down because they think they are better than it
#178 to #172 - bigmanblue
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no
you get thumbed down because you are being bigoted in basing a whole group of people of of the retarded minority
User avatar #156 - RodasAPC
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Kids are atheists these days because it's cool to be a atheist.

Dumbasses
#234 to #156 - Abortedwafflez
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I'm 15 and i'm noticing more athiests than the previous generation. But the majority in the U.S.A. is still Christian. I myself am athiest because I just simply don't believe in Christianity or other religions because they seem to follow the same idea but with a different story. But I'm like a agnostic-athiest mix, I personally don't believe in any God, but who the **** am I to say there isn't.
User avatar #214 to #156 - nowbackatme
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I'm not athiest. I don't choose to have any religious beliefs. Once my relatives died I just dropped my faith.
User avatar #239 to #214 - zzforrest
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Why did you drop your faith?
I would like to know.
User avatar #245 to #239 - nowbackatme
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..... My relatives died. I don't understand why "God" would just.. kill them off...
User avatar #219 - slowyourtroll
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who do you think made this, religious people, or reasonable atheist.