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    How to Make Creamy Homemade Pumpkin Soup

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    Step By Step Instructions -

    1. Attack a Pumpkin with a knife
    2. Place wounded pumpkin in a pan
    3. Fill pan with water
    4. Place pan on stove
    5. Heat until boil
    6. Place lid on pan
    7. Place banana on bench top
    8. Crack egg in pan
    9. Teleport to Bathroom
    10. Place cream on Pumpkin
    11. Smash it
    12. Eat
    13. poop

    And that's it! Delicious home made pumpkin soup in 12 easy steps!

    This is a delicious recipe that I have known for 187 years.

    credit to HowtoBasic

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    I blinked at the instant when the time lapse made it go from still to boiling water. I was like "How ******* fast is your stove I want it!" lol
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    I'm not entirely sure why, but I actually laughed at this.
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    The guy has dozens of videos of this kind of **** on youtube.
     
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