How to Make Creamy Homemade Pumpkin Soup

Step By Step Instructions -

1. Attack a Pumpkin with a knife
2. Place wounded pumpkin in a pan
3. Fill pan with water
4. Place pan on stove
5. Heat until boil
6. Place lid on pan
7. Place banana on bench top
8. Crack egg in pan
9. Teleport to Bathroom
10. Place cream on Pumpkin
11. Smash it
12. Eat
13. poop

And that's it! Delicious home made pumpkin soup in 12 easy steps!

This is a delicious recipe that I have known for 187 years.

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