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#27 - sundog
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(05/17/2012) [-]
I'm a bit lost.. What does SCP stand for?
#30 to #27 - anon
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(05/17/2012) [-]
secure contain protect
#32 to #27 - juanci
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#335 to #27 - spinsser
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Single Cycle Processor
#152 to #27 - tehdubstepman
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Sexy Cheese Pizza.
#29 to #27 - theunsaltedpretzel
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Secure. Contain. Protect.
Secure. Contain. Protect.
#31 to #29 - assdoreponyfucker
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(05/17/2012) [-]
arent they real? or is it just fake
#33 to #31 - theunsaltedpretzel
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(05/17/2012) [-]
they're all just well thought-out stories. reading files from the SCP Wiki has been the cause of many late-night chills. www.scp-wiki.net/
#34 to #33 - assdoreponyfucker
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(05/17/2012) [-]
thats some scary ****...
#254 to #34 - zerokiller ONLINE
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(05/18/2012) [-]
You wanna see something really scary? Scp-504. Scares the **** out of me.
#300 to #254 - chupiter
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Well no sleep for me. I mean, if one bad ppun can make you a vegetable.. *boom* ahhh the pain..
#37 to #27 - fuckingwumbology
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Super Cum Potato.
#215 to #37 - elguso
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(05/18/2012) [-]
oh my, you win the internet today
#305 to #215 - fuckingwumbology
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(05/18/2012) [-]
It appears so.
#62 to #37 - wingasforthepingas
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(05/17/2012) [-]
i giggle like a retard at the comment XD

#35 - cicko **User deleted account**
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#187 to #35 - alphashell
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Its ok, I wasnt planning on going to sleep anyways.
#39 to #35 - goll ONLINE
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Jesus, it's like a murderous leprechaun
#40 to #39 - cicko **User deleted account**
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#41 to #40 - goll ONLINE
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(05/17/2012) [-]
i was talking about the ability not the look
#291 - greenjester
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(05/18/2012) [-]
How to survive:   
1. o.o   
2. o.-   
3. -.o   
4. Repeat   
Or you could just not blink at all.   
<----- Like this guy
How to survive:
1. o.o
2. o.-
3. -.o
4. Repeat
Or you could just not blink at all.
<----- Like this guy
#357 to #291 - shadowdong
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(10/02/2013) [-]

am i doing it right?
#358 to #357 - shadowdong
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(10/02/2013) [-]
maybe like this

stupid spoiler programming
#359 to #358 - shadowdong
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(10/02/2013) [-]
nevermind, **** me
#307 to #291 - kuukautisveri
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(05/18/2012) [-]
I thought of that too but i read somewhere, that makes him more angry
#360 to #307 - shadowdong
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(10/02/2013) [-]
so you continue doing it whilst asking him: art thou rancorous my brethren?
#362 to #360 - kuukautisveri
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(10/02/2013) [-]
what is wrong with you
#361 to #360 - greenjester
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(10/02/2013) [-]
Why are you commenting on something that happened over a year ago?
Anyways. Hello.
#317 to #307 - speightsix **User deleted account**
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#89 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Bitch, theres only room for one Critical around here, and that's Cr1TiKaL.
Bitch, theres only room for one Critical around here, and that's Cr1TiKaL.
#162 to #89 - shesaidshewaslegal
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(05/18/2012) [-]
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The king of nipples is here(eat your heart out Robbaz)
#327 to #162 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(05/18/2012) [-]
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#87 - fiosh
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(05/18/2012) [-]
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#48 - xTHExGAMEx
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(05/17/2012) [-]
"Step awaay from the door and caalm tha **** doawn"
#67 to #48 - paradenoire
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(05/17/2012) [-]
lost it at that
#50 to #48 - dfahl
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(05/17/2012) [-]
loled so hard at that
#57 - sladee ONLINE
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(05/17/2012) [-]
alredy watching pewdiepie's playtrough
#60 to #57 - killingzone
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(05/17/2012) [-]
#64 to #60 - paradenoire
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(05/17/2012) [-]
#68 to #60 - anon
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(05/17/2012) [-]
**** yes!!! This guy sucks the biggest dick compared to PEWDIEPIE...
#72 to #68 - killingzone
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(05/17/2012) [-]
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#84 to #57 - sladee ONLINE
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(05/18/2012) [-]
butt hurt is strong with this people
#11 - wazapdude
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Item #: SCP-173
Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
#13 to #11 - cocktopuss
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Damn I love these, have you got anymore?
#14 to #13 - ogomer
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(05/17/2012) [-]
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
The whole list ;)
#15 to #14 - cocktopuss
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Thanks alot bro.
#69 - fuckya ONLINE
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Hold on a ****. Multiple Euclid and KETER breaches?
I've read enough SCP to know that that is when the thermonuclear weapons are detonated. Because they got a lot of those, the Foundation does.
#71 to #69 - jaydudereborn ONLINE
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(05/17/2012) [-]
**** if 1 keter got out they would blow up the country
#73 to #69 - lolerbot ONLINE
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Keter just means that the **** is dangerous. SCP-106 is one of the Keter escapees
#77 to #73 - fuckya ONLINE
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Keter is that it is by nature destructive to human life and that if released it would have devastating world wide consequences or would expose the existence of the Foundation.
#74 to #69 - projectghost
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(05/17/2012) [-]
I agree with you there, but it would take time to get authorization for there use, not taking into consideration that the 2 SCPs shown, are basically indestructible
#78 to #74 - fuckya ONLINE
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(05/17/2012) [-]
The protocols call for the immediate usage of them if it is deemed neccesary. The fact that the PA system did announce that it was multiple SCPs shows that containment was very slim.

And the Foundation owns those nuclear weapons and can use them at their secretion.
#98 to #78 - projectghost
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, in a case like this, I'd give the facility 5 minutes tops before it became molten glass and slag. But that wouldn't make for a very entertaining game now would it?
Yeah, in a case like this, I'd give the facility 5 minutes tops before it became molten glass and slag. But that wouldn't make for a very entertaining game now would it?
#83 to #78 - anon
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(05/18/2012) [-]
lol secretion. Discretion?
#85 to #69 - oufancyna
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Would you mind if i asked what the **** all of this is? is it a game series or something?
#94 to #85 - aldheim
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(05/18/2012) [-]
As far as I know it's only one game.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
But there's about 2000 SCPs.
#111 to #94 - oufancyna
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Thanks, I did more research and I'm now a Member. ***** intense/awsome. I wonder if they've thought of composing a novel.
#123 to #94 - slayzo
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(05/18/2012) [-]
There's two more games, One with just some ghost scaring you on some endless stairs or something, and I don't remember what the other one is.
#93 to #69 - aldheim
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(05/18/2012) [-]
multiple Euclid and Keter class being held in the same site?
Seems unlikely to me.
But yeah, the moment a Keter-class SCP is designated as uncontained, **** gets nuked.
Funny thing about the game is that the main monster is only Euclid class.
#103 to #93 - roflnaut
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(05/18/2012) [-]
I really have no idea why SCP-173 is considered Euclid. That ************ goes on a killing rampage if somebody blinks in its direction.
#118 to #103 - aldheim
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(05/18/2012) [-]
This is an organisation that considers a nuclear bomb Safe class.
As long as containment protocols are followed, nobody should get hurt.
Therefore, Euclid class.
#203 - intheasshole
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(05/18/2012) [-]
I suggest watching Pewdiepie play this, it just makes it 100% funnier
#205 to #203 - rosietheamazon
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(05/18/2012) [-]
his word:
wutt happeeennned? i dieedd??