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Hot Problems (Song Parody)

Hot Problems official single Double Take parody with Hal Thompson.
More Hal here: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD0D778C536DA21BA Hal's Channel: http://www/youtube.com/blamesociety2
Hal on Facebook: www.facebook.com/hal.thompson1
LYRICS
Look at me and tell me the truth
What do you do
When people don't know what I go through
They see my brown hair, blue eyes and coat
But they don't know I have a really big goat
Please, don't get me wrong
I know that I'm hot
But inbetween my toes there's mildew and rot
Weird girls call my phone
And their name is Kritch
When I say her name she hangs up what a bitch
Hal Thompson has problems too
I'm just like you
Except I'm hot, hot, hot hot
You might like to open your eyes
And realize...I'm pretty good
so now lick my thighs
I got the look, I ride the bus
If you're a lady can I touch your butt
I like to eat mustard
Goats live in my house
And I've got a collection
Of turds from a mouse
Just cause I'm pretty, don't mean that I'm dumb
I don't care about burgers, I just wanna have bun
People start rumors, and say things about me
Funny thing is I don't have no dead bodies
Hal Thompson has problems too
I'm just like you
Except I'm hot hot hot hot
You should consider opening your eyes
And realize...I am a winner
Now touch my prize
Hal Thompson has problems too
I'm just like you
Except I'm not not not not
Some folks need to open their eyes
And realize...I am a pie tin
And you are the pies
(RAP)
Why oh why can't you see
You are all just like me
We sacrifice frogs and summon demons
We have miniature couches for obvious reasons
Hal Thompson has problems too
I'm just like you
Except I'm hot hot hot hot
I recommend you open your eyes
And realize...we'd all be better
with robots as our masters!

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Submitted: 05/11/2012
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