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Birthday Paradox

I know that it's very long, but worth the watch.

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Submitted: 04/28/2012
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#13 - insertbrony (04/29/2012) [-]
i've learned too much.
i've learned too much.
#34 - johndapro ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
#24 - trandhal (04/29/2012) [-]
This made me realise that my dreams are incredibly dull.

Last night, I dreamed of my dishwasher that recently broke, while I've could had a party with a cheetah in a scuba helmet, a talking mouse and 6 tiny moons in my milk-flooded house.
#3 - kvnkvn (04/28/2012) [-]
**kvnkvn rolls 91** well i like the name zebedee doodah
**kvnkvn rolls 91** well i like the name zebedee doodah
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/30/2012) [-]
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#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
One of my best friends has the same first name and second name as i do and our birthdays are 2 days apart...

I'm the repost.
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#19 - greysilvertail (04/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I have this psuedo science I call "Theoretical Probabilities", Basically what it is is telling the future by working out the exact probability that key events will happen using Defined Variables in convunction with Undefined Variables (Basically what I do to get the Undefined Variables is roll an ass ton of dice, close my eyes and pick six at random and then i throw a deck of cards in the air and tthe four cards closest to me are taken and added to the number and then I spin a colour roulette wheel as well as an alphabet roulette wheel and come up with the Undefined Variable) and running it through one of seventy three Probability Matrixes and running the end result through one of five Vectors.
I do not conjecture that I am right everytime but I have been right more than 56.732% of the time and will say that something big is going to happen to someone on 3/5/2012 (May Third this year) at 5:09 in room seventeen at an unknown location and it will be a Green level danger rating with a DVG Parabolinticism involved (A Parabolinticism is an interpersonal exchange of an intimate nature (Intimate meaning more than just words) and DVG means Daily Vanity Guidelines or anything to do with aesthetics in other words)
This was my first and so far only probability ever done not involving a Defined variable, I just used two random Variables and that's what I got.
If it means anything to anyone good, if not I'll just forget about it and stick to my usual methods. Just thought it might interest some people, if you want I'll post a video of it so that you can do it too.
#18 - thijsofbodom (04/29/2012) [-]
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#22 to #16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2012) [-]
The brain has receptive nerves, it can feel
#10 - urikhi ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I think my mind just leaked out of my ears

(pic unrelated)
User avatar #6 - thetattooedone (04/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Dude, can I just get the TL;DW version
User avatar #11 to #6 - noseses (04/29/2012) [-]
things happen more often than you think
#36 - colinmartin (04/30/2012) [-]
<--- Mfw Tom, Dick, and Harry




Kiss Me Kate. **** yeah.
#14 - biggrand (04/29/2012) [-]
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**biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #4174030 at FJ Pony Thread **

lets see if i can predict the coincidence that this will be significantly red
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