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Touch your Boobies

Just for you guys <3
LYRICS:

Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy,
So many boobies for me to grabby,
They come in all colors, sizes, and shapes,
Some like pears and some like grapes.

Young and old, round and wide,
Real and fake, and off to one side.
There's boobies of all different kinds
But do you know the warning signs....

CHORUS:
I touch my boobies
For any strange lumps
I touch my boobies
For any weird bumps

Touching is key
To being lumpy free
So please touch your boobies
Please touch your boobies for me.

BRIDGE:
You can do it in the kitchen
Or while you're in the shower,
You can do it at the bus stop, (pool?)
Or during happy hour.

You can do it in your car
Or while you grocery shop
You can do it while your run
You can do it nonstop....

You can touch your boobies anywhere
I don't care if people stare
Cuz the most important thing to me...
Is are your boobies cancer free....

CHORUS:
So touch your boobies
For any strange lumps
Touch your boobies
For any weird bumps

Touching is key
To being lumpy free
So please touch your boobies
Please touch your boobies for me.

So please touch your boobies
Please touch your boobies for me.

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Submitted: 04/24/2012
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#1 - kamikura (04/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - Womens Study Major (04/25/2012) [-]
So you can touch your BOOBIES anywhere in town as long as you check for cancer?
But I cant touch my balls and dick anywhere in town to check for cancer
**** YOU
#8 - Womens Study Major (04/24/2012) [-]
it wasn't rape, she was touching her boobs
#6 - HavocRIP (04/24/2012) [-]
ya for boobies
User avatar #4 - stegotron (04/24/2012) [-]
>touch your boobies
Oh, i will. I will.
#7 - summin (04/24/2012) [-]
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#3 - ifaptospongebob (04/24/2012) [-]
**ifaptospongebob rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Kids **
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