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Doorstop Cat


My cat has the terrible habit of messing with the door stop to wake us up early in the morning. He doesn't do it because he's hungry, he does it because he feels lonely

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Submitted: 04/19/2012
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#25 - metired (04/19/2012) [-]
Here is another "door stopper" you can give your cat.
Here is another "door stopper" you can give your cat.
#263 to #25 - Rascal (04/20/2012) [-]
Reminds me of my father's shenanigan's with my stepmother's cat (try not to think of that in a perverted way, please). There was:
- Bowling Ball Kitty: Pick up kitteh, roll kitteh into ball (as much as you can), have someone stand at the other end of a hall with their legs open, roll cat through legs
- Bagpipe Kitty: Pick up kitteh, place under arm with head facing backwards, put end of tail in mouth, bite lightly every now and then, use your elbow to squeeze the cat (bagpipe), producing a groan
- Clothesline Kitty: Allow kitteh to approach you in the yard, sit down with it and a bag of pegs, pat it, grabbing a paw/ear/lovehandle and clipping a peg to it, repeat until kitteh runs away
Also, we had a locking cat flap, the kind that's a solid piece, not those faggoty flaccid, floppy piece of **** ones you usually see on tv and such. My father locked the cat flap, then proceeded to chase the kitteh around the house, eventually forcing it into the laundry at Mach-5, headfirst into the locked, solid cat flap. She was dazed for a bit, then just walked away slowly.
Such a dick...
Also, to the "HURR DURR ANIMAL CRUELTY" morons, dad and I loved her, and she loved us. If she was sounded injured/very distressed, we'd cuddle her and pat her. Softest kitteh :3
#265 to #263 - Rascal (04/20/2012) [-]
was sounding**
#172 - DomeShot (04/20/2012) [-]
wow your cat is such a cute pussy and such a huge dick at the same time
wow your cat is such a cute pussy and such a huge dick at the same time
#179 to #172 - Rascal (04/20/2012) [-]
You think you're ******* funny?
#17 - ragingbrony (04/19/2012) [-]
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#7 - iamjohngalt (04/19/2012) [-]
I guess you could say the cat was just looking for ...
I guess you could say the cat was just looking for ...
#225 - tehlulzbringer (04/20/2012) [-]
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#256 to #225 - ljubav (04/20/2012) [-]
You got me!
#164 - KaotixStorm (04/20/2012) [-]
Finally, relevancy!
#175 to #164 - Rascal (04/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at pony comp 33 ** I can not supply you with enough green thumbs to justify that picture.. I am sorry. :(
User avatar #173 to #164 - alfrebecht (04/20/2012) [-]
Dear lord...
How long have you been holding that image.

Just lurking... Waiting for the perfect moment.
Scary man! Scary!
#261 - harleenquinzel (04/20/2012) [-]
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#15 - ViciousVampire ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Here kitty kitty, new doorstop for you to play with :3
User avatar #30 to #15 - peachaw (04/19/2012) [-]
didnt laugh at all troughout the frontpage. Then I saw this. now i cant stop. help me
#203 - londonbridge (04/20/2012) [-]
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#224 - rokhan (04/20/2012) [-]
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#190 - Rascal (04/20/2012) [-]
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#177 - yettinarch (04/20/2012) [-]
Clever Cat....
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