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Pokemon Song, FUN!

Sometimes I spent my Saturday nights writing love songs filled with Pokemon puns.
Credz to: HelloIamDanica

Edit: My goodness, thanks a BUNCH for all the lovely responses. (,:

Lyrics:

I know I might be kinda of Oddish
But I think it'd Beedrilly cool
If it wasn't just by Chansey that I met you
I'm Seaking you

You leer me in, then you Blastoise me away
Our love would be supersonic, hope you don't fly away
Be my Geodude, and I'll be your Chikorita
I must be psychic, 'cause in my future sight I see ya

I really hope I don't Jynx this, but I'd like to say,
"You attract me and gust me away"

My love for you is bigger than a Snorlax
I won't be Tentacruel, so, baby, you can relax
Just Staryu and Starmie
Our love will evolve

I'll be your Nidoqueen if you'll be my Nidoking
You give me Butterfrees, and it's really haunting
You may say I'm Exeggcute, but I say you're Exeggutor
You're rarer than Mewtwo, and I swear you've got a secret power

I really hope I don't Jynx this, but I'd like to say,
"You attract me and gust me away"

My love for you is bigger than a Snorlax
I won't be Tentacruel, so, baby, you can relax
Just Staryu and Starmie
Our love will evolve

I hope it's not too Farfetch'd
But you're so Bellossom
You've got me under hypnosis
You're so Tentacool, and what I really want to say is,
"You're hotter than a Cindaquil, and you can Smoochum me any day"

I really hope I don't Jynx this, but I'd like to say,
"You attract me and gust me away"

My love for you is bigger than a Snorlax
I won't be Tentacruel, so, baby, you can relax
Just Staryu and Starmie
Our love will evolve

Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam
I choose you

(Thanks ShuttersBoy for the lyric revision, it was quite messy before. (: )

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Submitted: 02/22/2012
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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/23/2012) [-]
still a better love story then twilight
also better than bieber, but thats not saying much
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