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How to attack someone like a boss

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"This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me..."

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#9 - ibeatmyrobot (02/18/2012) [-]
That kick would have wrecked his **** .
#21 - xalim (02/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Time for round 2 mother ****** .
#59 - mattdoggy ONLINE (02/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Assassins! FTW
Assassins! FTW
#42 - thecube (02/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Take your stinking paw off me, you damn dirty ape!
User avatar #65 - I Am Monkey (02/18/2012) [-]
I've never fought a black man, but I assume it would be something like this.
#112 - gullahgullahisland (02/18/2012) [-]
MFW I thought the monkey was gonna bust through the glass
MFW I thought the monkey was gonna bust through the glass
#164 - ragingbrony (02/18/2012) [-]
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#1 - mylittlepwnie (02/18/2012) [-]
I plan on perfecting this attack technique....
#84 - dawgfan (02/18/2012) [-]
Bitch Please
User avatar #52 - odavies (02/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
What a pussy, would only attack if he was facing the other way lol. "Guess that's why they call it....Guerilla Warfare....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
#53 - dryctael (02/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
WUT in the name of all that is WAT!!??
WUT in the name of all that is WAT!!??
#147 - suppeh (02/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That monkey is really going *******
#118 - disdik (02/18/2012) [-]
I didnt expect any of that...   
   
   
Gif. unrelated.
I didnt expect any of that...


Gif. unrelated.
#74 - runswithspoon (02/18/2012) [-]
why did they imprison Jackie Chan?
#269 - patsfanaverb (02/19/2012) [+] (16 replies)
You spin me right round baby right round    
   
   
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You spin me right round baby right round


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User avatar #13 - insertswearword (02/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Who else thought of rape man forever? When he's flying from the rope to the glass: "Bitch it's dangalang time."
#6 - shadowrated (02/18/2012) [-]
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Reminded me of this gif
#189 - baditch (02/18/2012) [-]
The kid
#252 - killerofmuffins (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I was hoping the guy would actually be attacked.
I was hoping the guy would actually be attacked.
#11 - grimskragga (02/18/2012) [-]
Clever monkey....
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