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How to attack someone like a boss

 

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"This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me..."

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Views: 82610 Submitted: 02/18/2012
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#9 - ibeatmyrobot
Reply +207
(02/18/2012) [-]
That kick would have wrecked his ****.
#21 - xalim
Reply +160
(02/18/2012) [-]
Time for round 2 mother ******.
#192 to #21 - haaaxderp
Reply +3
(02/18/2012) [-]
I can't tell the difference...
#303 to #21 - sawkward
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(02/19/2012) [-]
#71 to #21 - subarumaster
Reply +4
(02/18/2012) [-]
Bring it
#30 to #21 - smokingwaffles **User deleted account**
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#33 to #21 - mjjrussell **User deleted account**
Reply +53
(02/18/2012) [-]
Round Three!!!
#59 - mattdoggy
Reply +98
(02/18/2012) [-]
Assassins! FTW
Assassins! FTW
#68 to #59 - Omnomnomynous
Reply +2
(02/18/2012) [-]
dat is a ******* hilarious gif.
#42 - thecube
Reply +82
(02/18/2012) [-]
Take your stinking paw off me, you damn dirty ape!
#43 to #42 - thecube
Reply +85
(02/18/2012) [-]
#66 to #43 - gemnesys
Reply +58
(02/18/2012) [-]
My father will hear about this, you primate!
#65 - I Am Monkey
Reply +81
(02/18/2012) [-]
I've never fought a black man, but I assume it would be something like this.
#112 - gullahgullahisland
Reply +77
(02/18/2012) [-]
MFW I thought the monkey was gonna bust through the glass
MFW I thought the monkey was gonna bust through the glass
#164 - ragingbrony ONLINE
Reply +74
(02/18/2012) [-]
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#1 - mylittlepwnie [OP]
Reply +70
(02/18/2012) [-]
I plan on perfecting this attack technique....
#84 - dawgfan
Reply +66
(02/18/2012) [-]
Bitch Please
#52 - odavies
Reply +57
(02/18/2012) [-]
What a pussy, would only attack if he was facing the other way lol. "Guess that's why they call it....Guerilla Warfare....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
#78 to #52 - saladtongsofdeath
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(02/18/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #5100 at Funnyjunk social thread ** that monkey is a master at drunken inmate
#57 to #52 - anon
Reply 0
(02/18/2012) [-]
Hollywood invented the old west showdown. (where they meet in the middle of the road and shoot each other head on)
Most famous cowboys/outlaws were shot in the back.
#60 to #57 - odavies
Reply +11
(02/18/2012) [-]
Uhh..okey-dokey.
#70 to #52 - ahordeofnuns
Reply +2
(02/18/2012) [-]
You'll need this.
#75 to #70 - odavies
Reply 0
(02/18/2012) [-]
Thank you my good man!