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How to attack someone like a boss


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"This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me..."

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#21 - xalim (02/18/2012) [-]
Time for round 2 mother ****** .
#192 to #21 - haaaxderp (02/18/2012) [-]
I can't tell the difference...
+5
#30 to #21 - smokingwaffles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#33 to #21 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (02/18/2012) [-]
Round Three!!!
#9 - ibeatmyrobot (02/18/2012) [-]
That kick would have wrecked his **** .
#164 - ragingbrony (02/18/2012) [-]
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#112 - gullahgullahisland (02/18/2012) [-]
MFW I thought the monkey was gonna bust through the glass
MFW I thought the monkey was gonna bust through the glass
#59 - mattdoggy (02/18/2012) [-]
Assassins! FTW
Assassins! FTW
User avatar #68 to #59 - Omnomnomynous (02/18/2012) [-]
dat is a ******* hilarious gif.
#1 - mylittlepwnie (02/18/2012) [-]
I plan on perfecting this attack technique....
User avatar #52 - odavies (02/18/2012) [-]
What a pussy, would only attack if he was facing the other way lol. "Guess that's why they call it....Guerilla Warfare....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
#78 to #52 - saladtongsofdeath (02/18/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #5100 at Funnyjunk social thread ** that monkey is a master at drunken inmate
#70 to #52 - ahordeofnuns (02/18/2012) [-]
You'll need this.
User avatar #75 to #70 - odavies (02/18/2012) [-]
Thank you my good man!
#57 to #52 - anon (02/18/2012) [-]
Hollywood invented the old west showdown. (where they meet in the middle of the road and shoot each other head on)
Most famous cowboys/outlaws were shot in the back.
User avatar #60 to #57 - odavies (02/18/2012) [-]
Uhh..okey-dokey.
#53 - dryctael (02/18/2012) [-]
WUT in the name of all that is WAT!!??
WUT in the name of all that is WAT!!??
#62 to #53 - anon (02/18/2012) [-]
What movie is that from?
#64 to #62 - anon (02/18/2012) [-]
A new series called "The River"

#79 to #53 - donnykeesh ONLINE (02/18/2012) [-]
wat
#42 - thecube ONLINE (02/18/2012) [-]
Take your stinking paw off me, you damn dirty ape!
#43 to #42 - thecube ONLINE (02/18/2012) [-]
#66 to #43 - gemnesys (02/18/2012) [-]
My father will hear about this, you primate!
#84 - dawgfan (02/18/2012) [-]
Bitch Please
#118 - disdik (02/18/2012) [-]
I didnt expect any of that...   
   
   
Gif. unrelated.
I didnt expect any of that...


Gif. unrelated.
User avatar #65 - I Am Monkey (02/18/2012) [-]
I've never fought a black man, but I assume it would be something like this.
#228 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
The monkey
The monkey
#74 - runswithspoon (02/18/2012) [-]
why did they imprison Jackie Chan?
#252 - killerofmuffins (02/19/2012) [-]
I was hoping the guy would actually be attacked.
I was hoping the guy would actually be attacked.
#265 to #252 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
Mmmm... shake
#189 - baditch (02/18/2012) [-]
The kid
#11 - grimskragga (02/18/2012) [-]
Clever monkey....
#6 - shadowrated (02/18/2012) [-]
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Reminded me of this gif
#222 - godhatesusall (02/18/2012) [-]
Animals being badasses
Animals being badasses
#234 to #222 - smokedmeatlog (02/19/2012) [-]
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well idk if its cause im high right now or that bord gliched
#236 to #222 - leiot (02/19/2012) [-]
Yup
Yup
#153 - tmax (02/18/2012) [-]
<monkey's reaction
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