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#358 - youliekmudkipz (02/03/2012) [-]
How I pick up chicks.   
   
1. Walk up to girl.   
2. Stare directly at her vagina.   
3. Keep staring until she asks "						************					?!"   
4. Point right her vag.   
5. Look her straight in the eyes, and ask;   
"You gonna eat that?   
   
Works every time. You'll be drowning in pussy.
How I pick up chicks.

1. Walk up to girl.
2. Stare directly at her vagina.
3. Keep staring until she asks " ************ ?!"
4. Point right her vag.
5. Look her straight in the eyes, and ask;
"You gonna eat that?

Works every time. You'll be drowning in pussy.
#368 to #358 - dengekisushi (02/03/2012) [-]
I'd be jumping his bones if a guy did that to me.
I'd be jumping his bones if a guy did that to me.
#362 to #358 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [-]
No bitch, you have to start a conversation with her, and while she's talking ask her it. And if that, for some who-knows-what reason that doesn't work, get on the ground and start rolling towards her. Get to her, with your back to the ground, and ask "Can you sit on my face?"
Credit to cr1tikal
#360 to #358 - playersbewarned (02/03/2012) [-]
what if she replies "yes"?
#387 to #360 - thermdiz (02/05/2012) [-]
then you eat that pussy son
#365 to #360 - youliekmudkipz (02/03/2012) [-]
They never do.
They never do.
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