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Death Star Canteen

Comedy by Eddie Izzard, hope you enjoy
Edit: "Definition of CANTEEN 1 a : a portable chest with compartments for carrying bottles or for cooking and eating utensils b : a flask for carrying liquids (as on a hike) c : mess kit d British : a chest for storing flatware 2 a : a bar at a military post or camp b : a general store at a military post

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Submitted: 01/28/2012
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User avatar #8 - KenpachiZaraki (01/28/2012) [-]
"This is not a game of who the **** are you.."

#6 - ragingbrony (01/28/2012) [-]
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#39 - romdadon (01/28/2012) [-]
i can kill  you my thoughts i can
i can kill you my thoughts i can
#21 - daftpunks (01/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
cake or death?
#26 - WrightVGC (01/28/2012) [-]
Lord Vader of Cheem. Lol! britfat comedians are easily the funniest in the world.
User avatar #50 - newcrueporvida (01/28/2012) [-]
I remember this video from back when fj was green and yellow ! :D
#120 - golfcrazenes (01/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**golfcrazenes rolls 600**
#99 - lovetolmao (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I LOVE Eddie Izzard. I saw him live for "Stripped Too" and I have an autographed DVD of Sexie. :)

-Cake or death?
-Do you have a flag?
-CIAOOOO
-Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there!
-Mrs. Badcrumble is EVERYONE'S clarinet teacher.
-And God, who is played by James Mason, spoke to Noah, who is played by Sean Connery...
-And pears can just **** right off... RIPEN NOW NOW NOW!!!

Gah, too many to list!! He is amazing and hysterical. <3
User avatar #37 - gracefuldamned (01/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Idk if this is copyright or retoast or not, and quite frankly i dont give a flying **** . That was the funniest thing I've heard all week and you deserve my pinkie for sharing it.
User avatar #23 - xzeroarmpit (01/28/2012) [-]
Classic Funnyjunk, right here. I remember being like, 11 and watching this **** , laughing with my stepbrother for hours.... Feelsgoodman.jpg
#54 - lollyholly (01/28/2012) [+] (21 replies)
My friend tells me about this video every 						*******					 day.   
						****					 off friend, I can learn about it by watching it.
My friend tells me about this video every ******* day.
**** off friend, I can learn about it by watching it.
#59 to #56 - lollyholly (01/28/2012) [-]
Yes. I will.
Yes. I will.
#11 - Femozera (01/28/2012) [-]
>Whats the death star?
>This is the death star! you're in the death star. I run this star.
>This is a star?
>THIS IS A ******* STAR. i run it. Im your boss.
>You're Mr. Stevens???
>No im.. who is mr. Stevens?
>He's head of catering
>No i am not head of catering. I am Vader. I can kill catering with a thought.
>Whaa?
>I can kill you all. I can kill me with a thought! Just ah- I'll get a tray.. ****** .

made me lol so hard.
User avatar #7 - pinkmist (01/28/2012) [-]
nostalgia feeeeeeels
#118 - isra (01/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**isra rolled a random image posted in comment #297 at Every damn time.. ** Im terrible at LEGO's
**isra rolled a random image posted in comment #297 at Every damn time.. ** Im terrible at LEGO's
#119 to #118 - isra (01/29/2012) [-]
**isra rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at clone ** But im good rolling erotic pictures
User avatar #89 - randomism (01/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
cake or death......if you get it i love you
#20 - TheseChocodiles (01/28/2012) [-]
Eddie Izzard double 0 Tranny.
User avatar #10 - fluffykinz (01/28/2012) [-]
Eddie Izzard FTW
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