Hi, I'm Prick Perry, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian. But you know, you don't have to be in a pew every Sunday to realize that there's something wrong with this country, when those subhuman homo buttpounders are able to openly risk their lives in order to defend my right as an American to persecute them.
As president, I'll end Obama's war on religion and fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage. Faith made America strong, it'll make her strong again. As president, our children will finally be able to display nativity scenes, and sing songs about Jesus in public schools.
But they better not light a damn Menorah.
I'm Prick Perry, and I don't approve of the constitution.
(This is my cousin in the video and I wanted to spread this around)