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#127
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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"BATTLEFIELD IS A REALISTIC SIMULATION OF REAL COMBAT!"
Yeah.
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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BF fanboy here. Who the **** said that. The only realistic aspects are the graphics, animations, the weapons, and the way bullets travel.
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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Who said that?
The "BF elite" who constantly imply its realistic.
And no, the bullet drop is not realistic, the drop starts at about 150 meters, what the hell?
#543
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ilikebigdick
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(12/10/2011)
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the drop starts as soon as it leaves the barrel
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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The only noticeable bullet drop is at 150m, in BF3.
The bullet only descends about 1mm before 150m, you can't notice it ingame.
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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Lol @ elitists. I play any damn game I want. I just prefer BF3 most of the time.
And compare to most shooters the ballistics are "realistic". Again, I didn't say it was the most realistic thing ever but it's an aspect. I just hate the cunt wagons in my community that say BF is the greatest FPS in the history of gaming.
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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Good, we can agree on that.
Here in the ArmA community we have a lot of elitists too, the ones who say every game is inferior and arcade and ArmA is li3k soo supar realistiks
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Even if it does have faults. (Most will be fixed in ArmA 3 :3.)
#486
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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I hope so. I thought Red orchestra 2 would cure quench my thirst for a realistic shooter but its release was so bad :C Oh wells, I have Ostfront, Arma 2, and BF3: B2K(soon) to hunker me down 'till that time comes.
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archosaurusrev
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Ostfront and DH are amazing.
I like RO2 (It just got a patch.) but its just not Red Orchestra.
#498
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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Yeah but my PC doesn't even run it. TWI said that all corssfire users were experiencing problems with their CPU's. It's like "Oh ok. That's why I run every other game fine, right?". God damn. :(
#501
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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Try the patch.
I used to run at 30 FPS lowest possible settings through config.
Now I run it nearly maxed 40 - 50 steady FPS.
#502
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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Maybe I will. Lol
#505
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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DO IT.
9/10 it will fix all of your performance problems. It also fixed sound for me.
#595
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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Oh, do you record with fraps or stream games at all? Everytime I try to do so my audio starts crackling a **** ton and eventually just fades out. It's hella annoying.
#599
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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Go download a thing called "Bandicam".
It records real nice.
#614
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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Naww my audio still cracks up >.> Any idea how to fix that. I have dolby digital onboard audio and Razer Megalodon's for headsets.
#649
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archosaurusrev
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I don't know how to fix it but It might be outdated audio drivers/broken card/the program has an incompatibilty problem with your car.
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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I'll check out the drivers. I've never heard of Dolby Digital doing this though. It only does it when I record or if the audio I'm listening to is really bad quality.
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rohze
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(12/10/2011)
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Ok.
#267
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ihadtopickaname
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(12/10/2011)
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What,you dont do that in the middle of a dogfight?
#279
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archosaurusrev
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To say, nowadays there is no dogfighting.
I know you're not serious.
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#129
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archosaurusrev
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>Implying I said anything about CoD.
I play ArmA 2 CO, a mostly infantry centered milsim.
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keeluall
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enjoy your realism
#131
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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Oh yes I will.
Patch 1.60 RC2 ****** up my ACE tho, can't play :L.
#159
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cloakedninja
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(12/10/2011)
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oh god i love ACE mod. Its a bitch to install though. And the filesize... UGGGHH
#160
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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I know, now with 1.60 and ASR AI + ACE AI the AI can drive really, really good.
Tanking is fun nowadays. Dayum shame my ACE is ****** up, will have to wait for 1.60 :L.
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crazypat
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(12/10/2011)
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when it is fixed can you teach me how to install it :D
#219
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archosaurusrev
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(12/10/2011)
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If you wanna install ACE, go ownloa the Six Updater. Only way.
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