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EDIT: Thanks folks. Allow me to engage in redundant apologizing for trying to respond to everything.
It occurs to me now that I need to figure out a way to alternate my time on the random chats. Must...try...and...remain...random. But don't think I won't be ready for an FJ'er. I hope.
Thanks again for the compliments and the encouragements. It gives mes a tingly feeling in my_ /EDIT_

Most of my traffic is from here, so the ad might be redundant. But a penis joke is a penis joke, damnit.

You know what, I totally didn't even think about asking what the person on the other end of the phone thought was going on.

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#60 - thehalfanese (12/07/2011) [-]
I want you to read me a bedtime story.
#41 - breewhat (12/07/2011) [-]
"Do you speak English?"  
"			****		 you"  
"YES, would be your answer, then"
"Do you speak English?"
" **** you"
"YES, would be your answer, then"
#122 - anthonymudaro (12/07/2011) [-]
Original funny content?
Original funny content?
#159 - stewpiddawg (12/07/2011) [-]
YOU HAVE THE SILKY SMOOTH VOICE OF A THOUSAND SINGING ANGELS
#161 - supercactus (12/07/2011) [-]
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#115 - annoyedslacker (12/07/2011) [-]
this man has a great speaking voice
User avatar #117 to #115 - arsewipe (12/07/2011) [-]
Yet he's still a Richard Simmons!
And not funny neither
#114 - FightClub (12/07/2011) [-]
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LOL that guy in the gimp mask
User avatar #164 to #114 - fignewtonz (12/07/2011) [-]
I would very much like to see a timeline of all of the previous incarnations and all of the places that image has been before it got saved to your reaction folder.
#167 to #164 - FightClub (12/07/2011) [-]
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LOL i noticed it's like an std, just passed around everywhere
#171 to #170 - fignewtonz (12/07/2011) [-]
oh lawd!
oh lawd!
#62 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
You sir are brilliant.  
  
MFW epicness
You sir are brilliant.

MFW epicness
User avatar #45 - WhatIsGwaning (12/07/2011) [-]
Your voice is orgasmic. No homo.
#65 to #45 - happyslacks (12/07/2011) [-]
He kinda sounds like H Jon Benjamin. The dude who voices Archer Sterling in Archer and Bob in Bob's Burgers. Which means it's amazing!
#121 to #65 - lighttell (12/07/2011) [-]
thats who i was thinking of!! he sounds almost exactly like bob from bobs burgers.
#73 - klondikemonster (12/07/2011) [-]
You have a beautiful voice...
#208 - TheCynic (12/08/2011) [-]
Can I hire you to read me bedtime stories?
User avatar #222 to #208 - skimbosh (07/05/2012) [-]
I just started doing Alice In Wonderland. Kind of generic, since everyone and their brother is reading it, but it is a start!
#190 - HISHAMPWNS (12/07/2011) [-]
mother of god your voice could probably get women pregnant
#177 - theocfactory (12/07/2011) [-]
Do you speak english?

" **** you."

Yes would be your answer then...
User avatar #207 to #177 - skimbosh (12/08/2011) [-]
How ******* awesome would it have been to show him some inkblots, yeah?
#209 to #207 - theocfactory (12/08/2011) [-]
Will you please skype me one day with that puppet
#165 - Rascal (12/07/2011) [-]
could not stop laughing at the last part!

" **** you"

"yes would be you're answer then"
#155 - trollbearcat (12/07/2011) [-]
LOL THAT GUY AFTER
LOL THAT GUY AFTER
#125 - madjik (12/07/2011) [-]
YES more of this, funniest thing I have seen so far.
#26 - cptalpaca (12/07/2011) [-]
Your voice. It is amazing. It resounds with the energy of the universe.   
You truly are Dragonborn.
Your voice. It is amazing. It resounds with the energy of the universe.
You truly are Dragonborn.
#22 - potatos ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
"Look at my junk, it's so FUNNY!"
#82 - Leumascar ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
Hey Waldorf look! Its our dog!
Hey Waldorf look! Its our dog!
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