DO WANT

#49 - praytothegodofswag**User deleted account**

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#64 to #49 - elwhopper

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(11/17/2011)[-]

i'll remember this...

#597 to #64 - rhumontherocks

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(04/11/2016)[-]

do you remember this?

#598 to #597 - elwhopper

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(04/12/2016)[-]

... sadly no

#415 to #49 - wildsnorlaxappears**User deleted account**

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#587 to #49 - anon id: 55933e70

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(11/18/2011)[-]

perfect...

#6 - bionicpenguinzz

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(11/17/2011)[-]

spray on bottom of your feet

walk on water like jesus

get all the bitches

profit???????

#151 to #6 - iamironfrank

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(11/18/2011)[-]

have stinky ass feet for the rest of you life because you can't wash them.
go to **** bitches and they smell your feet and immediatly put clothes back on
become forever alone
wait your on funnyjunk you already are
??????????
profit

#610 to #151 - bionicpenguinzz

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(12/05/2011)[-]

if i can carry bitches across the ocean, i dont think theyll give a **** what my feet smell like lol

#358 to #6 - gaynigger

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(11/18/2011)[-]

prophet???

#539 to #358 - hawaiianhappysauce

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(11/18/2011)[-]

#518 to #6 - breakfastlunch

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(11/18/2011)[-]

#4 - tarkin

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(11/17/2011)[-]

1. go to a friend's house
2. spray that on all the towels
3. pour water on friend
4. watch friend try to dry off with towel covered with that ****
5. ???
6. profit

#23 - corundum

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(11/17/2011)[-]

It's really that easy to make money off of a simple Impervius charm?

#333 to #23 - Leumascar

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(11/18/2011)[-]

#97 - hellbird

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(11/17/2011)[-]

if I rub this on my dick...I could never catch aids O.O

#101 to #97 - Animefreake

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(11/18/2011)[-]

#119 to #97 - lastfridaynight

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(11/18/2011)[-]

#404 to #119 - mrvanillaice

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(11/18/2011)[-]

#17 - TheMather

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(11/17/2011)[-]

Spray it on yourself, go to pool, watch people look at you in awe when you come out dry.

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#531 to #17 - thatevanguy

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(11/18/2011)[-]

But how long would it last?

*47 years later*

I haven't bathed in 47 years...But people still think I'm Jesus so it's cool

*Profited anyway*

#18 - superzarop

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(11/17/2011)[-]

Spray on ass. Go poop. No water gets on your butt!

#220 - leblueeagle

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(11/18/2011)[-]

>Spray on knife
>Kill some one with said knife
>No blood on the knife
>?????
>Profit

#225 to #220 - thortin

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(11/18/2011)[-]

#98 - captainblurry

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(11/17/2011)[-]

#239 - fishystickmorgan

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(11/18/2011)[-]

wait. what about washing the clothes in the washing machine?!?!

#257 to #239 - tylerxchoice

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(11/18/2011)[-]

The whole world turns backwards and explodes

#475 to #239 - furrytoes

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(11/18/2011)[-]

well if you put it on clothes, wouldn't it repel stains and such so your clothes remain clean forever and then the washing machine becomes obsolete..
<------(washing machine's face when)

#283 to #239 - zapgod

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(11/18/2011)[-]

really expensive dry cleaning

#266 to #239 - TatoesLuvsKiba**User deleted account**

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#265 to #239 - alphajunk

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(11/18/2011)[-]