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This is a video I saw in 2009. I did a powerpoint presentation a couple of weeks ago about religion, and to make my point I showed this. I just moved to Norway, and thankfully no one had seen it.

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Look at our world through the eyes of Suzie, a devoutly religious girl who sees divine love and intervention everywhere. This cocoon of comfort keeps her ignorant of science and safely away from critical thought, but it sure makes her happy. If you've interacted with the deeply religious, you've probably met someone in your own life that is just like her.

Originally released in 2009 in a more basic form, "The Story of Suzie" now has a leaner script, updated (and many brand new) graphics and HD resolution.

Suzie...you never looked so good.

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Submitted: 11/14/2011
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#56 - imtheot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#79 - Inoobkillme (11/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I think i speak for almost everyone here when i say that most of us are going to hell for
1) fapping
2) fapping
3) fapping
User avatar #11 - monsterking (11/15/2011) [+] (5 replies)
this is why i refuse to join any religion.
User avatar #19 - litobahamas (11/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know about you guys, but i live in a very spiritual nation of christians. I too am a christian and i have seen works of dark magic (yes i know i know, but it is real!). What kind of science can you use to explain things that happen to multiple people at the same time???
FOR TL;DR YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
User avatar #76 - Tailsfan (11/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i want to kill susie...
User avatar #22 - AlfredNeuman (11/15/2011) [-]
thanking god for killing only a few people sounds like the Westboro Baptist church
#10 - anonymous (11/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Allright im normally allright with people making fun of my beileifs but honestly i have seen that a lot of atheists (not all) are hypocrites. I mean you complain that us Christians are always annoying you with our beileifs but you seriously wont shut up about how were wrong. Im just saying.
#14 to #10 - tommythek ONLINE (11/15/2011) [-]
Wasn't this titled "Don't watch if you are an easily offended Christian"?
#105 - slippythetoad (11/15/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I am prepared for a heavy dosage of red thumbs. When jesus feels that satan and his puppeteering is done is when he will use his firey eyes, two tipped blade tongue, and abilities of super beings to eradicate what is left of wickedness. Nothing is happening now because god allows suffering, not cause it. A true christian would never be apart of war, science, or utter destruction. Science leads to death since biochemicals are harmful to the dna of human beings aka super stimulates that alter our minds creating stupid people. War is just a tool for destruction. If war was proceeded then the people of both sides would suffer horribly, christian or not this will happen. Either a leader *cough*hitler*cough* would rise up or a hitler would fall down. Conspiracy theorists are being rejected for their truths and revealed facts about the corruption today. There will not be a world destruction in 2012...its just an idea to make people go insane and become atheists. What really would happen is that everyone would bow down to the norvus ordo seclorum and praise the leaders who secretly steal our money and poison our health. Thank you all for red thumbing this because my theories may be true but in the end no one wants to be, and thats the truth. No one wants to believe that the world world would end, no one wants to believe that the world would be taken over, no one wants to believe that america secretly supports sex,crime, and violence because people kill eachother and that would reduce the population. The true face of evil can't be seen without eyes. Look now, your leaders will kill you shortly. This is all for my red thumb message.
#118 to #105 - tentaclerapist (11/15/2011) [-]
This is going to take some effort.

"A true christian would never be apart of war, science, or utter destruction"

- Then there are NO true Christians. Period. Exhibit A, you are using a computer. Though more to the point, "science" engulfs the definition of any kind of technology or gathering of information at all. As for war, i don't know if you have heard of the bible, but you should read it. I think you'll find that war is pretty much mandatory in the name of god.

" no one wants to believe that america secretly supports sex,crime, and violence because people kill eachother and that would reduce the population"

-.......What? Are you saying you don't support sex? Because I'm pretty sure that over in America everyone is pretty damn certain that America does and should support sex. I'm afraid this sentence is so fundamentally flawed i really can't examine it further other than noting that it looks as though it was written by a 12 year old reciting his paranoid uncle's rantings...

"There will not be a world destruction in 2012...its just an idea to make people go insane and become atheists. "

- Typically Threats of Destruction, Judgement day, death, and pain are used to move people TOWARDS religion, rather than away from it.... And knowing that America is, sadly, an openly Christian country, i don't know who you think would be wanting to "turn everyone atheist".....

"Nothing is happening now because god allows suffering, not cause it."

-Then your god is an irrational, unworthy dick with no interest in the rightfull distribution of pain or pleasure. He is not who the bible says he is, if by the bible's logic, he is oh-so-loving of all and yet will apparently be sending around 99.999% of the population to a place famous for it's Infinitely lengthy pain and suffering.
#1 - moc (11/14/2011) [-]
lol
#98 - anonymous (11/15/2011) [+] (9 replies)
everyone should have the right to choose their religion or lack of one, but i bet loads of 'athiests' still celebrte christmas and expect presents
User avatar #117 to #101 - tentaclerapist (11/15/2011) [-]
Christmas, Easter, Marriage, ect are NOT religious events.

They are Social events.

Hence the introduction of more universal non religious idols, like Santa or the Easter bunny.

They stopped being solely religious events ages ago, regardless, i couldn't give a **** about the queens birthday, but i still take the day off.

I love how annon puts a pair of quotes around atheists, like the're secretly Christian?
#78 - anonymous (11/15/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Does anybody realize that the suffering in the world is because us "Christians" sit on our lazy butts and don't do what the Bible tells us to do? Sounds like it's our fault... Not God's. After all, we do have the ability to make choices... If we lived in a world where God controlled everything, we wouldn't have free will. And then people would attack that as well, calling God a control freak.

Just a thought... Let the red thumbs begin.
#70 - Fezzle (11/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Personally, I like to dress up as a viking during the winter, get drunk, dance around a bonfire, and pray to the snow god Yeticus for a wonderful year.
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#40 - tehrealfluttershy (11/15/2011) [-]
Ok this is once again to the argument, if God is purely good and not evil then why is there evil in this world. Well I'll use an argument used by Einstein at his younger age while he was still a christian (I know he denouced his beliefs, purely because he had no answer.)

What is darkness. once there is something without light can you make it more dark? No, Darkness is but the absence of light. Evil is but the absence of Good, and with my beliefs saying God is good, Evil is but the absence on God.

Now I don't Chastise anyone for not believing, we all deserve to make our own choice, just don't be a dick when someone else believe, makes just as much sense for a wizard to be in the sky than saying that there was nothing and that nothing exploded and created the complex world we live in today. So please, do us all a favor and shut the **** up and enjoy the internet!
#30 - lcmoore (11/15/2011) [-]
damn it you evangelical atheists are as annoying as the evangelical christians
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User avatar #16 to #13 - ilbacondeity (11/15/2011) [-]
But it's explaining that "Suzie" thanks Jesus for all those things that other people did. She has food because there are farmers growing crops. Jesus isn't a farmer. Her mom didn't die because doctors sewed her back up to health. Jesus isn't a doctor. And she didn't die from getting sick because her immune system worked like it should, killing the infection, not blasting it with holy rays. Jesus isn't a white blood cell.
User avatar #73 - pedrocitybear (11/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Religion is something that is unresolved between all mankind, but something that is of omnipotence is the creator of all things. As einstein said, science doesn't correlate with religion but there is a understanding of the fact that someone or something had to have created all of the existing objects in the universe. And btw, you atheists who **** on religious people are completely ********* because do you actually believe your going to change their opinion? its only going to fuel their anger and you wouldnt like it if i made fun of you for not believing in a god......
User avatar #91 to #73 - tentaclerapist (11/15/2011) [-]
We don't **** on you for believing in your god. That is fine, as per my usual non-biased aggression i would fight to the[big] death[big] for your right to believe in any stupid **** you want....

However it is when someone uses religion as their reasoning for saying no to say.....Gay marriage we are going to make sure as **** that you know for a FACT that your logic is sound. The fact is some people don't like being told that they are immoral, unnatural, disgusting, or that they are going to burn in hell. But NOW ONE likes it when you take away their rights based on what they believe is ******** .
User avatar #31 - turtlefucker (11/15/2011) [+] (15 replies)
What the **** is this ******** ? Is there even a point to this other than being snarky and sarcastive?
Bad things happening in the world doesn't disprove nor discredit the notion of a higher power. God doesn't make each and every single person in the world happy and carefree, so he either doesn't exist or is an asshole? The **** ?

I dunno about you guys, but if I was God, creator of all things from every end of the universe and every universe to be, I don't think curing little Susy's cold is on my to-do list.
Who the **** is to say that "God" even has a to-do list?

Everyone spending their time bashing Christians and other religions should really shut the **** up and spend some time sharpening their own beliefes.
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