This is a video I saw in 2009. I did a powerpoint presentation a couple of weeks ago about religion, and to make my point I showed this. I just moved to Norway, and thankfully no one had seen it.


Look at our world through the eyes of Suzie, a devoutly religious girl who sees divine love and intervention everywhere. This cocoon of comfort keeps her ignorant of science and safely away from critical thought, but it sure makes her happy. If you've interacted with the deeply religious, you've probably met someone in your own life that is just like her.

Originally released in 2009 in a more basic form, "The Story of Suzie" now has a leaner script, updated (and many brand new) graphics and HD resolution.

Suzie...you never looked so good.

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#56 - imtheot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65 to #56 - Epiphron (11/15/2011) [-]
I completely agree with you but be careful not to do the same:
"Why does every single non Christian..."
#71 to #65 - imtheot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#66 to #56 - stereocraft (11/15/2011) [-]
Mathew 10:22 All men will hate you because of me, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved.
nothing we can do, oh well, just like conversationing with em. :)
#79 - Inoobkillme (11/15/2011) [-]
I think i speak for almost everyone here when i say that most of us are going to hell for
1) fapping
2) fapping
3) fapping
User avatar #144 to #79 - bananaananas [OP](11/17/2011) [-]
so true.. and I totally agree with your picture.
User avatar #11 - monsterking (11/15/2011) [-]
this is why i refuse to join any religion.
User avatar #18 to #11 - ilbacondeity (11/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #27 to #18 - monsterking (11/15/2011) [-]
jesus misses you
User avatar #28 to #27 - ilbacondeity (11/15/2011) [-]
Oh **** , it's you. Sup?
User avatar #120 to #28 - monsterking (11/15/2011) [-]
nothing much. sup bro
User avatar #121 to #120 - ilbacondeity (11/15/2011) [-]
Nothin good. =\
User avatar #76 - Tailsfan (11/15/2011) [-]
i want to kill susie...
User avatar #146 to #76 - bananaananas [OP](11/17/2011) [-]
good luck with that..
User avatar #149 to #146 - Tailsfan (11/17/2011) [-]
i just pray to jesus...
User avatar #22 - AlfredNeuman (11/15/2011) [-]
thanking god for killing only a few people sounds like the Westboro Baptist church
#70 - Fezzle (11/15/2011) [-]
Personally, I like to dress up as a viking during the winter, get drunk, dance around a bonfire, and pray to the snow god Yeticus for a wonderful year.
User avatar #87 to #70 - bananaananas [OP](11/15/2011) [-]
personally. I like to dress up as the norse god Thor.. I used to go as Baldur.. but he died.
#40 - tehrealfluttershy (11/15/2011) [-]
Ok this is once again to the argument, if God is purely good and not evil then why is there evil in this world. Well I'll use an argument used by Einstein at his younger age while he was still a christian (I know he denouced his beliefs, purely because he had no answer.)

What is darkness. once there is something without light can you make it more dark? No, Darkness is but the absence of light. Evil is but the absence of Good, and with my beliefs saying God is good, Evil is but the absence on God.

Now I don't Chastise anyone for not believing, we all deserve to make our own choice, just don't be a dick when someone else believe, makes just as much sense for a wizard to be in the sky than saying that there was nothing and that nothing exploded and created the complex world we live in today. So please, do us all a favor and shut the **** up and enjoy the internet!
#30 - lcmoore (11/15/2011) [-]
damn it you evangelical atheists are as annoying as the evangelical christians
#106 - Utkezabanje (11/15/2011) [-]
Never mix church and faith.
Never mix church and faith.
#97 - edubc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#95 - mango (11/15/2011) [-]
So many long post about religion.....  
I really just don't care.
So many long post about religion.....
I really just don't care.
User avatar #4 - Kithon (11/14/2011) [-]
So where in Norway do you live?
User avatar #5 to #4 - bananaananas [OP](11/14/2011) [-]
the most west part of it. near stavanger.

User avatar #9 to #5 - Kithon (11/14/2011) [-]
Oh, that far down.
I live close to Trondheim.
User avatar #85 to #9 - bananaananas [OP](11/15/2011) [-]
I was suppose to move there. my dad changed his mind a couple of times.. also.. lillehammer tror jeg. husker ikke. it looked like a little farm or something.
User avatar #96 to #85 - Kithon (11/15/2011) [-]
Oh, you should've moved to Lillehammer, they have The Gathering there :D
User avatar #135 to #96 - bananaananas [OP](11/17/2011) [-]
hahxd. that sounds like something from a horror movie.. "the gathering" yeah..
User avatar #152 to #135 - Kithon (11/18/2011) [-]
You do know what it is?
User avatar #153 to #152 - bananaananas [OP](11/18/2011) [-]
nope.. only been here for a year..
User avatar #154 to #153 - Kithon (11/18/2011) [-]
The Gathering is known everywhere, lol
Its the worlds biggest LAN
Maybe Dreamhack is slightly bigger, idk
User avatar #155 to #154 - bananaananas [OP](11/19/2011) [-]
I'm not a big LAN person myself, I don't like playing videogames more than 5-7 hours each time... with brakes. I become restless. ADHD thing. it keeps me occupied for a while, but then I get bored and start watching movies and playing other things while I'm still playing the first game. never been good at doing things for a long time.
User avatar #156 to #155 - Kithon (11/19/2011) [-]
worlds. BIGGEST.
User avatar #6 to #4 - bananaananas [OP](11/14/2011) [-]
btw. I am kind of surprised that you read the description..
#1 - moc (11/14/2011) [-]
#78 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
Does anybody realize that the suffering in the world is because us "Christians" sit on our lazy butts and don't do what the Bible tells us to do? Sounds like it's our fault... Not God's. After all, we do have the ability to make choices... If we lived in a world where God controlled everything, we wouldn't have free will. And then people would attack that as well, calling God a control freak.

Just a thought... Let the red thumbs begin.
#89 to #78 - tentaclerapist (11/15/2011) [-]
We don't have free will. The actions you or i take are pre determined and have been since the dawn of time. "God" (forgive the quotations, i have to show my side some how) supposedly made both us and our environment, including both our biology and our future encounters, and therefore chose for himself what we are and what we do.

This is of course ignoring the fact that god is supposedly ever omnipotent which is enough said about our "fate".

If there is a god, he's not the Moronic, weak, controlling, self-obsessed, irrational and illogical ass hole the bible would like to make him out to be.
#109 to #89 - slippythetoad (11/15/2011) [-]
I am prepared for red thumbs. God created man and woman but the creation of population was our punishment. God lets us have the free will ability. It's satan thats puppeting everything. God has forementioned the seventh day when his son would "eradicate" all the wickedness. Satan is just trying to go out with a bang before god gets angry. Our prophecies were predermined by god but our actions are just of free will. God made us a certain way that it would be easy to predict our future. Satan however manipulated it trying to blind everyone. I hang out with the jehovahs to hear the legit stuff not the regular ol' christian paganist stuff. Its our will to cross the lines in the favor of the gods. God vs God and the undoing of man will begin. The bible isnt a toy, its a book of morals to teach us good from bad. "American" christians are bad anyway. Atheists just need to experience the real christians...not this lame ass mumbo jumbo church that teaches nothing but reading the bible without reviewing morals. Good vs evil. We were created with both. The line is drawn...just pick a side or stay with satan if not.
User avatar #115 to #109 - tentaclerapist (11/15/2011) [-]
No red thumbs for you... i didn't find what you said offensive so much as argumentative.

I'm afraid i look at things from a slightly less philosophical and more specific scientific point of view than your approach, it is a simple constant fact (for me) that our brain chemistry decides our actions based on the environment it is exposed to, my point being that you believe that a god designed you, (and your brain), as well as our environment, and therefore decided your actions.

User avatar #148 to #109 - bananaananas [OP](11/17/2011) [-]
btw. I'm gonna thumb you up for standing up for your belives without actually isulting anyone. it was a good read.
User avatar #147 to #109 - bananaananas [OP](11/17/2011) [-]
hi. I posted the video.. although I do not belive in god. and I think most of the bible is a lie. I do appreciate the moral code it brings. I do belive that people should be good. some crhistians don't get it and hate everybody and condemn them for their lack of faith and even sexuality... it's not right.. I have seen more satist who have better morals than they have.. I think some christians are just a bunch of hypocrits. (just look that I said some christians, not all of them.. just so we are clear) I do not hate christians. and I apploud you for your forthcoming. but just so you know. jehovahs witnesses bug the hell out of me.. there were two jehovahs witnesses outside my house for half an hour preaching an bugging the hell out of my mom. we have a gate. and I told them to go away. and actually had to throw the guy (the other one was a girl) over the fence because he wouldn't stop trying to get in. and I am not even that strong. he just pissed the hell out of me.. I have no Idea what the hell they were thinking..
#92 to #78 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** Humans have a free will, thats why bad things hapens... read the bible b4 you say **** about christianity just because america got some ****** up christioan-extremists. God don't control everything....
User avatar #145 to #92 - bananaananas [OP](11/17/2011) [-]
long before I became an atheist.. and long before I posted this video. I was a lutheran. lived in iceland. and blablabla. I actually read the bible the old testament, the new testament and was babtized and all that crap .. read it yourself if you want to throw it in my face.

I know about it all. heard it all from people who think they are better then everybody else because you belive in an invisible diatie who nobody can prove exists.

have you ever watched Pen and Teller? they explain it wery well. I found this out just a day before I saw this show. and they explaned it in a perfect sarcastic way.. I loved it.
Moses. thousands of jews are supposedly enslaved by the egyptian faraoh. there is NO recort of that ANYWHERE. search. you won't find it. it doesn't exist outside the bible. Moses doesn't exist ether outside the bible. the only evidence you have for this story, is that ther is no evidence at all. because the egyptians didn't record any defets ever.. they were ashamed or something. now. some of you say that they didn't cross the red sea.. but the reed sea.. the sea of reed. what ever that is. this is some sort of river thingy that dries up.. then appears again.. what ever. no big miricle there..
watch the freaking video and tell me that you people don't sound rediculous.
User avatar #116 to #92 - tentaclerapist (11/15/2011) [-]
I think you need to reform your argument before someone decides to logic it to death.
User avatar #84 to #78 - jlhaehl (11/15/2011) [-]
Speak for yourself, you are not the spokesperson for Christians. Thank You
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#54 to #49 - stereocraft (11/15/2011) [-]
precisely, why? because people reject God. why is there no evidence of him? through the eyes of a christian there is, its the world, through the eyes of man there is not, its a faith not a proven fact, christians have a faith that there is something better waiting for them because for some reason the world hates them... they ask why do they hate us Lord? he answers, because of you faith...
#57 to #54 - Frankendell (11/15/2011) [-]
The invisible and the non-existent look a lot alike...

Just sayin.
User avatar #88 to #57 - bananaananas [OP](11/15/2011) [-]
#58 to #57 - stereocraft (11/15/2011) [-]
mkay class today i will get red thumbs and try to make a point whilst tired. mkay. so first of all that pic is invalid because we wern't made with original sin, we chose it, and second of all he sacrificed himself as a man without sin because that was the only thing that could make that covenant to free us from the sin cycles. we just choose now to keep our sin, because free will. for further explanation please read genesis, if questions on maybe if you seeked out god once read proverbs on how, feel free to ask any further questions
#61 to #58 - Frankendell (11/15/2011) [-]
Oh spare me...

Ive loooong given up on seeking out the magic bearded man in the sky.

By the way i thumbed you up... no down. I may not agree with you but i do have standards.
#62 to #61 - stereocraft (11/15/2011) [-]
okay well, just saiyan, if you wish to bash on something you must understand it first, and so far all you have shown is you mocking my lord
#64 to #62 - Frankendell (11/15/2011) [-]
Dude... You are on the internet. Writing long replies to an already predominantly athiest/agnostic community is like throwing gas on a fire then dancing in said fire.
#67 to #64 - stereocraft (11/15/2011) [-]
i know, which is why ill stop, you will never agree with me, you have your mind set to what you want, to man's way, this saddens me, but i cannot change you, hope God touches you heart someday,...
#80 to #57 - anon (11/15/2011) [-]
Isn't oxygen "invisible"?
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User avatar #94 to #54 - tentaclerapist (11/15/2011) [-]
He doesn't answer them. That's the whole ******* point.

If he answers them then its not faith now is it.

Ironic, no?
#102 - arognirg (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm not religious, but I must admit this. I, and I'm sure many others have experienced immense, overwhelming human emotions. I'm referring to legitimate fear of foreseeable tragedies. I have resorted to prayer in these times. I'm only human, and the idea of having some kind of spiritual force taking my side when my world collapses is comforting.
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