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I need a Piss right now

 

B.o.B. ft hayley williams, 'airplanes' parody. Entitled 'I need a piss right now' VX220na style.<br />
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Lyrics as follows..<br />
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CHORUS<br />
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HE CAN'T DISGUISE THAT WET STAIN<br />
JUST BY HIS FLIES<br />
IT'S NO SUPRISE<br />
THAT HE COULD REALLY USE A PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
HE CAN'T DISGUISE THAT WET STAIN<br />
JUST BY HIS FLIES<br />
IT'S NO SUPRISE<br />
THAT HE COULD REALLY USE A PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
<br />
WE'RE ALL OFF TO BLACKPOOL<br />
ON THE LADS COACH TRIP<br />
WE CRACKED THE CANS AN HOUR AGO<br />
BUT NOW THERE'S A BLIP<br />
<br />
COS AFTER ALL THE DRINKING,<br />
THE CARDS AND THE CHATTING<br />
ME BLADDER IS FULL<br />
AND ME LEGS I AM PLATTING<br />
<br />
SO I TRIED TO FILL A BOTTLE<br />
BUT ME KNOB WOULDNT FIT IN<br />
IT WENT DOWN ME LEG<br />
AND ON ME SEAT THAT IM SITTING<br />
<br />
SO NOW IM SAT STARING<br />
AT THE DAMP PATCH IN ME LAP<br />
I MIGHT SWAP SEATS<br />
BEFORE KEV COMES BACK<br />
<br />
HOW LONG TILL WE STOP<br />
I SHOUT AT THE DRIVER<br />
I NEED TO SHOVE ME JEANS<br />
UNDER A HAND DRYER<br />
<br />
I'M GONNA ******* SMELL<br />
LIKE A OLD FOLKS HOME <br />
WHAT A BLOODY MESS <br />
AND WE'VE ONLY JUST GOT GOING<br />
<br />
SO WET STAINS, DOWN ME JEANS, WHAT A STATE<br />
I NEED A PISS BADLY AS IM STARTING TO ACHE<br />
IF I DON'T MAKE IT TO A BOG SOON, IM GONNA PASS OUT<br />
COME ON DRIVER, NEED A PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
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CHORUS<br />
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WE MAKE IT TO THE SERVICES<br />
I'M BAD AS A DOG<br />
I JUMP OUT THE COACH,<br />
AND I HOBBLE TO THE BOG<br />
BUT IT DOESNT QUITE GO<br />
LIKE I WAS HOPING<br />
I LET MYSELF GO<br />
AND THE FLOODGATES OPEN<br />
<br />
ME FLIES DONE UP,<br />
THE PISS FLOWS DOWN<br />
INSIDE ME JEANS<br />
RIGHT TO THE GROUND<br />
<br />
I JUST SQUELCH BACK <br />
TO THE COACH FULL OF LADS<br />
FOR THE REST OF THE JOURNEY<br />
SIT ON CARRIER BAGS<br />
<br />
WE ARRIVE AT BLACKPOOL,<br />
STRAIGHT OFF TO THE PUB<br />
JEANS NOW DRY<br />
BUT NOT SMELLING TOO GOOD<br />
<br />
A FEW PINTS DOWN<br />
AND I NEED TO PAY A VISIT<br />
PUB PACKED, NEED THE LAV, WHERE IS IT?<br />
I FEEL A LITTLE DRIBBLE LEAK DOWN ME THIGH<br />
AS I MADLY SEARCH FOR A TOILET SIGN<br />
<br />
TOO LATE WAS THE CRY,<br />
TOO PISSED TO CARE<br />
I JUST LET IT GO THEN AND THERE<br />
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Views: 3457 Submitted: 10/28/2010