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#2 - usernameerror
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(11/19/2013) [-]
#112 to #2 - riderdouble
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Oh **** please dont...
#156 to #112 - dsgbiohazard
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(11/20/2013) [-]
#150 to #2 - pizzajoe
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Oh thank god the mics included. That way you can yell even louder at your friends
or I guess technically your EX-friends
#84 to #2 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(11/20/2013) [-]
#11 - flamingobitch
Reply +131
(11/19/2013) [-]
Bitch Please
#30 to #11 - brutusantony
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(11/19/2013) [-]
make treaties with everyone
convince them to weaken the other person so you can attack them
...
profit
#33 to #11 - BadManTaliban
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(11/19/2013) [-]
******* strategic craps.
#42 to #11 - celend
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(11/19/2013) [-]
We always play that the night before new years eve, just to get into the spirit of the thing I once won on two turns

all six's baby
#124 to #11 - kokanum
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(11/20/2013) [-]
I had this game when I was younger and played it a lot on the PC

Now Windows 7 doesn't support it
#126 to #11 - theoretical
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(11/20/2013) [-]
The ******* betrayal, my own brother betrayed me, who was betrayed by his best friend, who in turn ended up winning. Never forget, Never forgive
#131 to #11 - theexplodingcheez
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(11/20/2013) [-]
ah, the horror stories I have of this game. My friend invites us over for a "Risk Party," and long story short it last until 4:00 AM. It is at this time that we figure out he has literally been using trick dice the entire time. His board ended up getting ripped in half. inb4 cool story bro
#154 to #11 - wallbuilder
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(11/20/2013) [-]
"You ******* CUNT! I didn't deploy troops in your area at the start and now you're invading when we have a truce?!"

Also, never actually finished a game. Had a 14 hour one that didn't even have a single player eliminated.
#50 to #11 - starshroom
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(11/19/2013) [-]
valid point
valid point
#92 to #11 - mylazy ONLINE
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I had one of the best games ever last year. I started off in the worst possible position: Asia. I quickly took control of Australia, fortunately, but 2 of the other three players formed an alliance and took over all of North America, South America, and Africa. One person took North America and the other one took the other two. Then they both put some into Europe and Asia. I allied myself with the remaining guy who betrayed me 3 moves in. He died the next turn. All looked lost, because I was down to Australia and about 1 quarter of Asia. Then the other two broke off their alliance and I allied myself with the second strongest of the two. The strongest guy quickly lost his place as strongest, but he was stil stronger than me. I broke my alliance with the guy I had it with and joined with the guy we were just teaming up on. Then we took him down. To further. By this time, I had gained full control of Asia, most of europe, and entered into Africa. They stood no chance after that. I am still surprise they took the alliances that they did, given that if they hadn't they could have destroyed me.

tl;dr Started off in the worst possible way and ended up destroying my opponents.
#139 to #11 - peezle
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Implying anyone's actually finished a game.
#74 to #11 - garroshhellscream
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(11/19/2013) [-]
[You think you can beat me?]
#172 to #74 - twi ONLINE
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(11/20/2013) [-]
eheheheheehe
#35 to #11 - thedecodedgamer ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
I WAS STUCK IN AUSTRALIA, I TRUSTED YOU TO PROTECT ME, NO you wanted to grow AND FOR WHAT YOU LOST TO FREAKING AMERICA. GET YOUR **** TOGETHER MIDDLE EAST.
#18 to #11 - mattdoggy ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
that game never ends...
#134 to #18 - flamingobitch
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(11/20/2013) [-]
this was a game me and 5 other friends played for 5 hours because we added new rules like standing up and saying "it's my turn" and then slamming a fist down at the beginning of your turn. if you failed to do this we skipped you. every time someone conquers a continent they added a new rule. **** got intense
#36 to #18 - thedecodedgamer ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 to #18 - shadowsynergy
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(11/19/2013) [-]
I usually win within 2 hours.
#138 to #18 - anon
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Bitch please. . .
#75 to #18 - thasmackdown **User deleted account**
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Not unless you make it end with an iron fist...
No I don't mean honorable victory
#28 to #11 - ragingflamingos
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(11/19/2013) [-]
My brother still hasn't forgiven me for breaking our treaty and invading Kamchatka like 6 or 7 years ago.
#80 to #28 - igotyou
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(11/20/2013) [-]
hahaha,
I always stack Kamchatka.
It has come to a point that when I play risk my main goal is to either invade Kamchatka or to keep it.
My friends are all aware of that and they all try to get it from me.
Your brother should be mad that you took that place from him. I understand him.
#19 - tigronn
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(11/19/2013) [-]
You're all so adorable
#49 to #19 - dubslao
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(11/19/2013) [-]
how does money ruin friendships

if I had money my friends would be kissing my ass and if my friends had money all my other friends and I would be kissing their ass

money strengthens friendship
#81 to #49 - pootismang
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Kissing ass is true friendship being the jist of your comment. Shut up and go back to sucking cock behind the Olive Garden.
#153 to #81 - mondominiman
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(11/20/2013) [-]
You say behind the olive garden. I suspect you've seen such a scenario happen.
#176 to #49 - tigronn
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(11/20/2013) [-]
money makes fake friends thats what
#91 to #19 - thenoodle ONLINE
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(11/20/2013) [-]
That's deep...
That's deep...
#1 - warlockrichard
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(11/19/2013) [-]
bitch please
#72 - pokemonarereal
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(11/19/2013) [-]
I have lost so many friends trying to play this with them, ******* idiots is swear
"GANK MY ******* LANE IM GETTING TRIPLE GANKED"
"hold on i gotta get the little lizard"
"GAHHHHHHHH"
#90 to #72 - shinyarmor ONLINE
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(11/20/2013) [-]
dont let noobs play. make them get level 30/ before you try to teach em a thing or two
#149 to #90 - gigapower
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(11/20/2013) [-]
^ and this is how friendships are ruined from league
#180 to #72 - shitinmymouth ONLINE
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(11/20/2013) [-]
I once spent good 70-80% of a ranked duo-q by stealing enemy wraiths while my partner (the actual jungler) stole their reds. Fun times, if you pick the right buddy.
#109 to #72 - UnforgivingOne
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Try ranked. You develop such hatred for those you once loved. You would give anyone and anything just to turn that little piece of bronze into a little piece of silver.
#86 - sylvanio
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Bitch please.
#88 to #86 - roflstorm
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(11/20/2013) [-]
************
#23 - buttholee
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(11/19/2013) [-]
I actually like monopoly
#26 to #23 - animedudej ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
i liked it untill me and my family played it litterally 2 days in a row non-stop
#115 - deckbox
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(11/20/2013) [-]
SORRY !

the board game that teaches you how to be a Dick!
#118 to #115 - okiedokes
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(11/20/2013) [-]
AGREED!
#175 to #115 - zuel
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah! I forgot where I learned that from, thought it was lifestyle or some ****.
#27 - MysticTomatoe
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(11/19/2013) [-]
#110 - jbabco
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(11/20/2013) [-]
Loot? What loot?