you lil shits. . I ruined like 11 friendships todaii Cool! I only ruined 12 friendships and 3 perfect marriage! You guys are cute! Talk in me when you guys are
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#11 - flamingobitch (11/19/2013) [-]
Bitch Please
User avatar #30 to #11 - brutusantony (11/19/2013) [-]
make treaties with everyone
convince them to weaken the other person so you can attack them
User avatar #33 to #11 - BadManTaliban (11/19/2013) [-]
******* strategic craps.
#124 to #11 - kokanum (11/20/2013) [-]
I had this game when I was younger and played it a lot on the PC

Now Windows 7 doesn't support it
User avatar #126 to #11 - theoretical (11/20/2013) [-]
The ******* betrayal, my own brother betrayed me, who was betrayed by his best friend, who in turn ended up winning. Never forget, Never forgive
User avatar #131 to #11 - theexplodingcheez (11/20/2013) [-]
ah, the horror stories I have of this game. My friend invites us over for a "Risk Party," and long story short it last until 4:00 AM. It is at this time that we figure out he has literally been using trick dice the entire time. His board ended up getting ripped in half. inb4 cool story bro
User avatar #154 to #11 - wallbuilder (11/20/2013) [-]
"You ******* CUNT! I didn't deploy troops in your area at the start and now you're invading when we have a truce?!"

Also, never actually finished a game. Had a 14 hour one that didn't even have a single player eliminated.
User avatar #42 to #11 - celend (11/19/2013) [-]
We always play that the night before new years eve, just to get into the spirit of the thing I once won on two turns

all six's baby
#50 to #11 - starshroom (11/19/2013) [-]
valid point
valid point
User avatar #92 to #11 - mylazy (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I had one of the best games ever last year. I started off in the worst possible position: Asia. I quickly took control of Australia, fortunately, but 2 of the other three players formed an alliance and took over all of North America, South America, and Africa. One person took North America and the other one took the other two. Then they both put some into Europe and Asia. I allied myself with the remaining guy who betrayed me 3 moves in. He died the next turn. All looked lost, because I was down to Australia and about 1 quarter of Asia. Then the other two broke off their alliance and I allied myself with the second strongest of the two. The strongest guy quickly lost his place as strongest, but he was stil stronger than me. I broke my alliance with the guy I had it with and joined with the guy we were just teaming up on. Then we took him down. To further. By this time, I had gained full control of Asia, most of europe, and entered into Africa. They stood no chance after that. I am still surprise they took the alliances that they did, given that if they hadn't they could have destroyed me.

tl;dr Started off in the worst possible way and ended up destroying my opponents.
User avatar #139 to #11 - peezle (11/20/2013) [-]
Implying anyone's actually finished a game.
#74 to #11 - garroshhellscream (11/19/2013) [-]
[You think you can beat me?]
#172 to #74 - twi (11/20/2013) [-]
#35 to #11 - thedecodedgamer (11/19/2013) [-]
#18 to #11 - mattdoggy (11/19/2013) [-]
that game never ends...
#134 to #18 - flamingobitch (11/20/2013) [-]
this was a game me and 5 other friends played for 5 hours because we added new rules like standing up and saying "it's my turn" and then slamming a fist down at the beginning of your turn. if you failed to do this we skipped you. every time someone conquers a continent they added a new rule. **** got intense
User avatar #29 to #18 - shadowsynergy (11/19/2013) [-]
I usually win within 2 hours.
#138 to #18 - anon (11/20/2013) [-]
Bitch please. . .
#75 to #18 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
Not unless you make it end with an iron fist...
No I don't mean honorable victory
#28 to #11 - ragingflamingos (11/19/2013) [-]
My brother still hasn't forgiven me for breaking our treaty and invading Kamchatka like 6 or 7 years ago.
User avatar #80 to #28 - igotyou (11/20/2013) [-]
I always stack Kamchatka.
It has come to a point that when I play risk my main goal is to either invade Kamchatka or to keep it.
My friends are all aware of that and they all try to get it from me.
Your brother should be mad that you took that place from him. I understand him.
#112 to #2 - riderdouble (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh **** please dont...
#150 to #2 - pizzajoe (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh thank god the mics included. That way you can yell even louder at your friends
or I guess technically your EX-friends
#84 to #2 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (11/20/2013) [-]
#72 - pokemonarereal (11/19/2013) [-]
I have lost so many friends trying to play this with them, ******* idiots is swear
"hold on i gotta get the little lizard"
User avatar #90 to #72 - shinyarmor (11/20/2013) [-]
dont let noobs play. make them get level 30/ before you try to teach em a thing or two
User avatar #149 to #90 - gigapower (11/20/2013) [-]
^ and this is how friendships are ruined from league
User avatar #180 to #72 - shitinmymouth (11/20/2013) [-]
I once spent good 70-80% of a ranked duo-q by stealing enemy wraiths while my partner (the actual jungler) stole their reds. Fun times, if you pick the right buddy.
User avatar #109 to #72 - UnforgivingOne (11/20/2013) [-]
Try ranked. You develop such hatred for those you once loved. You would give anyone and anything just to turn that little piece of bronze into a little piece of silver.
#23 - buttholee (11/19/2013) [-]
I actually like monopoly
User avatar #26 to #23 - animedudej (11/19/2013) [-]
i liked it untill me and my family played it litterally 2 days in a row non-stop
#19 - tigronn (11/19/2013) [-]
You're all so adorable
User avatar #49 to #19 - dubslao (11/19/2013) [-]
how does money ruin friendships

if I had money my friends would be kissing my ass and if my friends had money all my other friends and I would be kissing their ass

money strengthens friendship
User avatar #81 to #49 - pootismang (11/20/2013) [-]
Kissing ass is true friendship being the jist of your comment. Shut up and go back to sucking cock behind the Olive Garden.
User avatar #153 to #81 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
You say behind the olive garden. I suspect you've seen such a scenario happen.
User avatar #176 to #49 - tigronn (11/20/2013) [-]
money makes fake friends thats what
#91 to #19 - thenoodle (11/20/2013) [-]
That's deep...
That's deep...
#115 - deckbox (11/20/2013) [-]

the board game that teaches you how to be a Dick!
User avatar #118 to #115 - okiedokes (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #175 to #115 - zuel (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah! I forgot where I learned that from, thought it was lifestyle or some **** .
#1 - warlockrichard (11/19/2013) [-]
bitch please
#110 - jbabco (11/20/2013) [-]
Loot? What loot?
#100 - thelastelephant ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
How many friends have you betrayed today?
#87 - roflstorm (11/20/2013) [-]
Step up you goofy *************
#86 - sylvanio (11/20/2013) [-]
Bitch please.
User avatar #146 - peezle (11/20/2013) [-]
I remember when my brother went to jail. He killed three people while in prison, raped a guy in the shower, and smeared feces all over the walls.

We stopped playing monopoly after that.
#46 - sirbutterballs (11/19/2013) [-]
ANybody else here the Monopoly shark in the family/friendship.
It feels glorious seeing your relatives sink in their debt as you stack them bills. MFW.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sptnfouroneseven (11/19/2013) [-]
Dat Jesse and Crendor in the morning picture.
#48 to #47 - sirbutterballs (11/19/2013) [-]
I've got quite a few.
#65 to #46 - spceinvdr (11/19/2013) [-]
mfw I play monopoly with the family
#61 - augustusxxiv (11/19/2013) [-]

User avatar #76 to #61 - robinwilliamson (11/19/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this is a quantity over quality thing.
#32 - deadlydong (11/19/2013) [-]
my gf has repeatedly abused me because of this game. ive gotten her so mad that she has cried only for that to turn into a deep burning hatred that will never leave whenever we play mario kart......thanks mario you might ruin my relationship one day....or get my nuts cut off...
#34 to #32 - jonnythan (11/19/2013) [-]
i remember when i was 12 and in a "relationship"
#37 to #34 - deadlydong (11/19/2013) [-]
that's cool guy.
User avatar #43 to #34 - noisia (11/19/2013) [-]
Considering you're trolling strangers on an online forum, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that, actually, you have no idea whats it's like to be in a relationship at any age.
User avatar #40 to #32 - sixstringdemon (11/19/2013) [-]
exactly the same i kept beating her at it and she kinda just broke...
User avatar #41 to #40 - deadlydong (11/19/2013) [-]
yea shes gotten better than me and she can beat me in three tournaments but if i beat her in one she'l criticize every race and how i won.
#59 to #32 - wardd (11/19/2013) [-]
You know you could just play some kind of cooperative game?
User avatar #173 to #59 - deadlydong (11/20/2013) [-]
yea we recently got army of 2 :1 and 2 so no more abuse and breakdowns
#95 to #32 - ernestojohnson (11/20/2013) [-]
Getting your nuts cut off wouldn't ruin the relationship?
User avatar #167 to #95 - deadlydong (11/20/2013) [-]
still have a dick. so in other words its just a free vasectomy. if i dont bleed to death.
#57 - betars ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #96 to #57 - visiting (11/20/2013) [-]
i played risk with my cousins, and one threw the damn bored across the room
User avatar #111 to #96 - UnforgivingOne (11/20/2013) [-]
Played risk with my cousins, and threw my damn cousin across the room.
User avatar #71 to #57 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
well **** I just bought this game for my family. Does it really **** **** up?
#73 to #71 - betars ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
The thing about Risk is that it's unlike other strategy/card/economic games. In Risk, you actually need to open fire and wipe out other player's colonial possessions. This means that you're gonna kill everyone until you lose every single friend.
The thing about Risk is that it's unlike other strategy/card/economic games. In Risk, you actually need to open fire and wipe out other player's colonial possessions. This means that you're gonna kill everyone until you lose every single friend.
User avatar #78 to #73 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
ill just say at the start, listen guys I know were all a family but for this one game im gonna treat you all as strangers and play the most strategic way and suggest you do the same. End of.. right?
User avatar #113 to #78 - UnforgivingOne (11/20/2013) [-]
You gotta make them think you're their friend. And turn each and every one of them against eachother. Then when you have the upper hand, you take everything they hold dear.
#94 to #78 - anon (11/20/2013) [-]
you'll be the 1st one out
#144 - tacogrenade (11/20/2013) [-]
bitch pls..
#119 - stipulateprism (11/20/2013) [-]
******** . I have never wanted to stab my friends in the stomach with a rusty tire iron so badly before in my life.
Okay, maybe that once...
User avatar #117 - okiedokes (11/20/2013) [-]
Risk should be in this picture
User avatar #120 to #117 - mitchr (11/20/2013) [-]
Used to always play Risk with my parents.

I always just fortified the borders of Australia, Africa, and as much of Asia as I could normally, that'd be all but one or two areas , then stacked up the ultimate army on Madagascar.
Even then, I had played too much enough Pandemic. So my virus immune army took over half the world in a turn or two.
User avatar #122 to #120 - okiedokes (11/20/2013) [-]
Everyone always gangs up on me! You have a strategy down. Lucky you! Pandemic is fun never beat the game though.
User avatar #123 to #122 - mitchr (11/20/2013) [-]
There are guides to beating it.
They all start with "Start in Madagascar."
User avatar #125 to #123 - okiedokes (11/20/2013) [-]
I will remember that. Thanks for the tip kind soul.
#127 to #125 - mitchr (11/20/2013) [-]
It was more meant to point out how ridiculous the game is, but sure, anytime man.
It was more meant to point out how ridiculous the game is, but sure, anytime man.
User avatar #129 to #127 - okiedokes (11/20/2013) [-]
Yea I got that but there's truth to it. Definitely not a man. Just sayin'
User avatar #130 to #129 - mitchr (11/20/2013) [-]
In that case, lady.
Well, that just sounds arrogant then.
But yeah. Signing off for now, thanks for the thread, bye.
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