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#33 - suchtino (10/07/2013) [-]
> dreaming of winning a multimillion dollar jackpot
> happy as ****
> hear a weird ringing sound
> dafuq
> its my alarm clock
> no jackpot
> no $
> 8 hours of work incoming

go **** yourself
#1 - eriko (10/07/2013) [-]
But I want to know he's called now
User avatar #2 to #1 - rainbowtacos (10/07/2013) [-]
Kimchii
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#35 - alucardthemagician (10/07/2013) [-]
tfw i have dreams about having a nice relationship where the girl isnt a bitch and then i wake up abruptly.
tfw i have dreams about having a nice relationship where the girl isnt a bitch and then i wake up abruptly.
User avatar #43 to #35 - asslickingood (10/07/2013) [-]
Today i woke up from a dream like that, the worst thing is that i can remember the face, the smile, everything that was good, but was only a dream. And now i'm sad.
#47 to #35 - sharondasilva (10/07/2013) [-]
I feel you so hard man
I feel you so hard man
#57 to #35 - pedotoucher (10/07/2013) [-]
I had it the opposite way in this dream. I say hi to some chick in it ( that I am dating atm) and she just said hi some name i dont even remember (but it wasn't remotely close to my name at all) . I woke and and was the happiest person in the world that it wasn't real.
User avatar #65 to #35 - homebray (10/07/2013) [-]
Me too!
I had this vivid dream, like making commitments and everything.
When I woke up, i was like holy **** that didnt happen at all.

I felt so empty
#28 - IamEllis (10/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - zenet (10/07/2013) [-]
At least it not that feel where you dream that you woke up and got completely ready for the morning/work, then you actually wake up and you're late.
#45 to #44 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
i hate it when that happens
User avatar #30 - pleuradispensor (10/07/2013) [-]
when i was like, 9 i had a dream where my parents bought me a new dirtbike... when i woke up it was christmas morning.... so i ran out into our garage and all i found was dog food
#37 to #30 - peanutbraddle (10/07/2013) [-]
Is your profile picture an optical illusion?
#38 to #37 - pleuradispensor (10/07/2013) [-]
actually, yes
#39 to #38 - peanutbraddle (10/07/2013) [-]
That is fantastic, and I love it.
That is fantastic, and I love it.
#46 - pikininja (10/07/2013) [-]
>Be 15   
>Have sleep   
>Get raped by George Clooney at my old junior high in dream   
>Wake up   
Forever scarred by George Clooney.
>Be 15
>Have sleep
>Get raped by George Clooney at my old junior high in dream
>Wake up
Forever scarred by George Clooney.
#68 to #46 - germed (10/07/2013) [-]
"My Dark Knight is rising"
User avatar #11 - AlexPaincakes (10/07/2013) [-]
This just happened this morning. I had a dream about the love of my life. Too bad she lives in California...
#18 to #11 - Rascal (10/07/2013) [-]
Too bad no one cares. Dont mean to be mean but what do you expect, we really dont have a reason to care.
User avatar #32 to #18 - kingzter (10/07/2013) [-]
I care a lot.
#31 to #18 - agonix (10/07/2013) [-]
Bitch I care
User avatar #19 to #18 - AlexPaincakes (10/07/2013) [-]
Lol so?
User avatar #12 to #11 - erotictentacle (10/07/2013) [-]
Still closer than mine
User avatar #13 to #12 - AlexPaincakes (10/07/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro. Keep tellin yourself. Maybe one day.
User avatar #14 to #13 - erotictentacle (10/07/2013) [-]
Keep tellin' myself what?
User avatar #15 to #14 - AlexPaincakes (10/07/2013) [-]
"Maybe one day" Sorry for the confusion.
#16 to #15 - erotictentacle (10/07/2013) [-]
I doubt she'll ever come walkin' out of dreamworld.
It's way too nice there
User avatar #29 to #11 - tenaciousjon (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm in Quebec and she's in Wisconsin. Not terribly far, but we have a lot we still need to do before we get a place together.

It's rough, but I always tell myself to man up and tough it out. It'll be worth it, in the end.
User avatar #48 - jukuku (10/07/2013) [-]
>Happily married
>We're getting home from the movies
>We're sitting down and watching TV
>Begin to start kissing
>We undress and can feel each other's heart racing
>She gets on top
>Best time of my life
>She is lying on my chest
>Her soft skin against mine
>Fall asleep feeling complete and happy

When I wake up, I feel like she's there for a second. I don't know her name but I feel like I've known her for years. I know her face, the cute smile she has for me when I look at her and her voice. Then, like a landslide, it all comes crashing down on me. The feeling of loneliness, regret and the ever present feeling of depression.


The only time I have felt truly happy and complete for the past 6 years of my life, has been in my dreams.
User avatar #50 to #48 - archmagestudios (10/07/2013) [-]
2deep4me
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#42 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
No really, this kind of stuff can get you down for days.
No really, this kind of stuff can get you down for days.
User avatar #53 - drunkasaurus (10/07/2013) [-]
Had a dream I was at a party and way too drunk. Weird thing was I would "wake up" (but obviously still be dreaming) in my room and still feel drunk as **** . Then I would "go back to sleep" and I was back at the party again, where I had been "passed out for 3 days" from alcohol poisoning, and everyone had locked me in this metal cage for being too drunk. Some guy at the party was really rich and had a Bugatti Veyron and it got stolen by a rival drinking gang.
#17 - Reewrat (10/07/2013) [-]
mfw in the morning  I get up and look for my new Maserati  .... and it's not there .
mfw in the morning I get up and look for my new Maserati .... and it's not there .
#58 - firstresponder (10/07/2013) [-]
lets try this one last time:
>go to meet my favorite celebrity
>get his autograph
>hug him
>best day of my life because it seems so real
>ass n titties
>alarm clock rapes my ears
>it was a ******* dream
>go to school for 7 hours and walk home in the rain
>mfw
#49 - girlfromlastnight **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
This gives me a profound sense of satisfaction.
User avatar #24 - ultimatebadass (10/07/2013) [-]
Happened to me this morning, had a dream I partied with Eminem all night in his massive mansion and started dating his dime of a daughter... Man I was disappointed when I woke up
User avatar #5 - benjamino (10/07/2013) [-]
This one time, for just a few seconds after waking up, I thought my father was still alive.
#56 to #5 - foxwhiskers (10/07/2013) [-]
I can't stop crying now, I know how you feel my friend died last year and I was listening to "My most precious treasure" and the line "But it faded and I could see being with you is just a dream" came up as I read your comment. I miss him so much.
User avatar #7 to #5 - astraea (10/07/2013) [-]
lol i hope he died of cancer xDD
#34 to #7 - thatevanguy (10/07/2013) [-]
Go 			****		 yourself with a rake you 			**********		 cunt. I don't care if you're a troll or not, saying anything like that, on the internet, in general, and the person is entirely serious...Wrong in every sense of the word.
Go **** yourself with a rake you ********** cunt. I don't care if you're a troll or not, saying anything like that, on the internet, in general, and the person is entirely serious...Wrong in every sense of the word.

User avatar #52 to #7 - benjamino (10/07/2013) [-]
He died of every single one of his bodily functions shutting down one by one. In the last week he looked like a piece of skin stretched over a skeleton. In his last hours, he couldn't even form sentences. His body gave up on him.

No cancer though. You utter cunt.
#20 to #7 - Rascal (10/07/2013) [-]
I hope you're a cunt. Oh wait. Done.
User avatar #21 to #20 - astraea (10/07/2013) [-]
xDD
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattyjay (10/07/2013) [-]
meganinja, did you press the wrong ******* thumb

i'll give you a clue, the answer is yes
User avatar #23 to #22 - meganinja (10/07/2013) [-]
I thumb what I find funny
#25 to #23 - mattyjay (10/07/2013) [-]
Well, you have a poor sense of opinion imo.

Each to their own.
User avatar #26 to #25 - meganinja (10/07/2013) [-]
Everybody always says ironic *********** is still *********** , but I love it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mattyjay (10/07/2013) [-]
Fairs man.
#9 to #5 - aceonfire (10/07/2013) [-]
If you are trying to make a joke **** you. If you are being serious, I know that feel. I still have vivid dreams with him in them, and when I wake up I am so excited that he isn't really gone. It's the most crushing feeling to come back to reality after that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - benjamino (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not making a joke, I've had it several times over the years.
#67 - sabotagesam (10/07/2013) [-]
my dream story

>chatting with someone
>periodic loud ringing starts
>evacuate the building in an orderly fashion
>wake up in dorm room
>was real fire alarm
>go back to sleep
>mfw waking up next morning
>mfw i could have burned to death because of brain dumbs
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#66 - klokwork (10/07/2013) [-]
One time i went to bed with 50 cents. In my dream i found another 50 cents. I was so happy in my dream that i completed my dollar that i started to cry.
MFW i woke up
User avatar #64 - dehfurk (10/07/2013) [-]
Been having some mean nightmares lately so I'm ******* happy about the feeling of that not being reality.
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