wormhole. wormhole.. as a fat man, I've gotten stuck in the donut hole once Friend Shuttle Eyebrow Quarter  Self Confident S Coach Inanity Frock Woofter
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#4 - usernameerror (04/24/2014) [-]
**usernameerror rolled image** this just goes to show that with enough lube, you can fit into any hole
User avatar #1 - joshthepoet (04/24/2014) [-]
as a fat man, I've gotten stuck in the donut hole once
User avatar #10 to #1 - spankyy (04/25/2014) [-]
Really? I haven't been swimming since I lost weight, but when I was heavier the water made me so slick that people could barely hold onto me (we have a small ledge in our pool for children, me and my friends made a game of a sort of sumo event trying to shove each other off the ledge).

I would think it'd be easy to slide through it with how slick you get in the water.
#13 to #10 - AnonymousDonor (04/25/2014) [-]
dude wat

granted when i was really fat i naturally stayed far away from pools and shirtlessness in general (which is not to say i never swam though)
....and i have never once experienced slickness?

for me water makes things....well more friction i guess is the word i mean when i think of water and skin and plastic donut hole i can both feel and hear that high-pitched rubbing sound where there's just enough water to allow the skin to slide along, but it does so so laboriously that it sounds like...umm .....how do i..glass! when someones cheek is pressed against a window and they slide it down and it squeaks yano? thats what always happens to me with water and other surfaces

i wonder if maybe i just have particularly oily skin? that in water makes it more....but then that wouldnt quite explain why you get slippery......man this really threw me for a loop this morning
User avatar #19 to #13 - spankyy (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't know. I don't much care for swimming and thus haven't been swimming since I lost weight (about 40 lbs) but I was really slick in the water. We would do that wrestling crap on the ledge, and my friends could barely hold onto me. It was an incredible advantage I must say.
#20 to #19 - AnonymousDonor (04/26/2014) [-]
to both
User avatar #2 to #1 - exceeding (04/24/2014) [-]
Did you eat your way out?
User avatar #3 to #2 - joshthepoet (04/24/2014) [-]
I tried to. Too rubbery for my taste.
User avatar #9 to #3 - hisokafromlol (04/25/2014) [-]
spewed my drink , fellow fatman . you are my hero xD
#15 - hopskotch (04/25/2014) [-]
I remember doing this as a kid. It was all fun and games until the seam of the tube cut the **** out of you.
#14 - burninjack (04/25/2014) [-]
sasha greys asshole
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#7 - shadowrated (04/25/2014) [-]
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#16 - Rascal (04/25/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** strangely arrousing
#12 - Rascal (04/25/2014) [-]
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its sex jelly
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User avatar #6 - schwerdaddy (04/25/2014) [-]
That poor, poor tube.
#5 - Rascal (04/25/2014) [-]
me and my fat cousins (like 30 year old dads who were big drinkers in college so beer belly deluxe) were doing this with one of their two year old daughters little pink inter tube. If you get enough speed you can fit in any hole too. We jumped off the diving board (6 foot from the water one fairly big sized lots of spring to it too so we launched up more than 10 feet.)
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