wont 2 pinoy a cos-00sf f white sow?. . Work in an office? Want to annoy an colleague? Next Next End If 123993 lump. Here is the text, if someone wants to try it. Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection wscript.sleep 600000 do i wont 2 pinoy a cos-00sf f white sow? Work in an office? Want to annoy colleague? Next End If 123993 lump Here is the text if someone wants try it Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer OCX 7") colCDROMs cdromCollection wscript sleep 600000 do i
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#1 - lexxyc
Reply +144
(12/01/2013) [-]
Here is the text, if someone wants to try it.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i= 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
#11 to #1 - qwarthos
Reply -1
(12/02/2013) [-]
thank you buddy, I wouldn't have done it otherwise!
#95 to #1 - potatonized
Reply -1
(12/02/2013) [-]
i dont like to wait that long to see my colleague slowly loses his mind.

so.....




Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 10000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i= 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 10000
loop
#59 to #1 - smellingtomatoes
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
this got more fav then thumbs.... god dammit ppl... you can atleast thumb it if you fav...
#65 to #1 - jbgotswag
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
do anyone still have a cd tray today?
#68 to #65 - jbgotswag
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
every one is using downloads now, **** cd trays
#67 to #65 - Dwarf
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
What? Everyone should.
#58 to #1 - rakoom
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
If people are too lazy to write it out themselves

chances are that they won't take the effort to try it out either.
#104 to #58 - dudeyouisnasty
Reply -2
(12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm to lazy to write it out. I'm not joking on that. But im not lazy enough to copy it and run it on my own computer. (too lazy to go put it on my brothers computer.
#105 to #104 - rakoom
Reply -2
(12/02/2013) [-]
You're halfway proving my point, halfway disproving it.

But only if you actually do it and make it work. Otherwise you'd be proving me right, fully.
#108 to #105 - dudeyouisnasty
Reply -2
(12/03/2013) [-]
Well, I wasnt trying to prove anything. I was just stating that I dont want to get up to try it.
#111 to #108 - rakoom
Reply -2
(12/03/2013) [-]
Which is exactly what I'm sayin'. The number of people who are actually gonna do it is fairly low.
#77 to #58 - zomitlu ONLINE
Reply -2
(12/02/2013) [-]
Time to write that out < Time to save it into another person's computer
#79 to #77 - rakoom
Reply -2
(12/02/2013) [-]
Time to save it into another person's computer < Time to write it down, send it/carry it in a chip and write it down onto another person's system
#81 to #79 - zomitlu ONLINE
Reply -2
(12/02/2013) [-]
Prove it
#82 to #81 - rakoom
Reply -2
(12/02/2013) [-]
Later.
#83 to #82 - zomitlu ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
#86 to #83 - rakoom
Reply -1
(12/02/2013) [-]
#87 to #86 - zomitlu ONLINE
Reply -1
(12/02/2013) [-]
r u gay
#89 to #87 - rakoom
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
#16 - I Am Monkey
Reply +130
(12/02/2013) [-]
Instructions were not clear enough.
My dick got caught in the CD tray.
#45 to #16 - refreshingheroin
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
lucky cunt, guess who has 2 hamsters. They grow back like worms right?
#70 to #16 - thewitchking
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
Did you try setting it to Wumbo?
#46 to #16 - blended
Reply +2
(12/02/2013) [-]
that joke is lamer than costumer jokes
#18 to #16 - u do wat to sheep
Reply +9
(12/02/2013) [-]
The mighty spaces in our name master race!
#24 to #18 - AngryRedMidget
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
Bah, I regret not spacing out my name when I made this account these days.
It's named after my WC3 account, which couldn't use spaces
#20 to #16 - funnyfuuuuuu
Reply +24
(12/02/2013) [-]
Try turning your dick off then on again.
#25 - jakols
Reply +102
(12/02/2013) [-]
well well well...
finally a post on FJ that's right up my valley.
Most IT departments have logical names for their computers. like a floor prefix or a department prefix, and then a growing number for each computer. so it should be no problem guessing the computername to another computer in your domain.
if you really want to **** **** up, not a forkbomb or a eject script...

> go to CMD
> type shutdown /i (because its easier to use the GUI than typing the whole command)
> enter the name of the computer you wish to take out
> write a message (*eg. faggot-ass ******)
> set a countdown time
> watch as they panic when the computer locks them out with a big message that goes eg. "your really ****** now faggot..." and the timer counts down to the inevitable shutdown or restart.
> watch them twist and cry when they watch hours of work that just went down the drain because most people are too ******* lazy to save their work every 10-15 minutes.
> feel their hopelessness
> taste their tears
> know for yourself ****** untraceable
> fap
#75 to #25 - utaelilya
Reply -2
(12/02/2013) [-]
Every IT Office has to know that "shutdown /a" aborts the shutdown.

(Since we all learned that in IT school)
#101 to #75 - jakols
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
but the users dont...

and good luck getting IT to come running to abort the **** in under 30 seconds
#43 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
It might have a better impact on said person if "you're" was spelled correctly.
#51 to #25 - youhei
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
forkbomb?
#52 to #51 - jakols
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
like making a .bat that opens 1 billion Calc.exe windows and putting it in the boot folder, rendering the computer useless
#62 to #52 - Buhadog
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
unless they launch it in safe mode.
#53 to #52 - youhei
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
niiice
#60 to #25 - chickenfajitas
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
what do i have to write exactly to make this a reality?
#69 to #25 - clechyl
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
the magic word is shutdown -a
#29 to #25 - cousin
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
Most IT people are not completely stupid and the use Group Policy Objects to lock down each computer...
#36 to #29 - jakols
Reply +3
(12/02/2013) [-]
most IT people don't even consider activating this as a GPO, since
1.
the GPO interface is ridicules and confusing, so most people spend as little time as they can messing about in the GPO interface
2.
GPO's that would be able to black this is set on a User level and not a machine level. ergo after a restart you'd be able to pull it off before the GPO kicks in.
3.
Most people who work with IT consider they "associates"/ users more or less complete retards, so in most cases the thought of the users doing something this "technical" seems ridicules and therefore not a huge threat. ergo they wont even thing about making a GOP to block this...

Source:
I've been working in IT for years now, serving 800 users....
#109 to #36 - cousin
Reply 0
(12/03/2013) [-]
1. I don't find the GPO interface confusing - it is just a bog-standard Windows interface they use for a lot of things.
2. The GPO takes effect when the users login?
3. I think that most of the users are retards, hence why I lock as much down as possible to prevent them doing damage.
#110 to #109 - cousin
Reply 0
(12/03/2013) [-]
Source: working in IT for years also.
#26 to #25 - anthonyh
Reply +5
(12/02/2013) [-]
That's just being a dick. This is a harmless prank that can be fixed, you're erasing someone's work.
#27 to #26 - jakols
Reply +30
(12/02/2013) [-]
Well, clearly im being a dick...   
but that's kinda what keeps me employed at the IT department.   
if **** actually worked perfect, and people didn't &quot;accidentally&quot; erase their work... i'd be out of a job
Well, clearly im being a dick...
but that's kinda what keeps me employed at the IT department.
if **** actually worked perfect, and people didn't "accidentally" erase their work... i'd be out of a job
#39 to #27 - lebarricuda
Reply +3
(12/02/2013) [-]
"I'm a big mean virus, om nom nom, thanks for your documents, bitch"
#30 to #27 - mcbigballz
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
Made me lawl. Have thumbs.
#7 - studbeefpile
Reply +18
(12/02/2013) [-]
My brother did something similar to a display computer at a Costco, he entered a script that wouldn't allow you to close the window.
#23 to #7 - epicpahtater **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
still got the script? i have some trolling to do
#54 to #23 - studbeefpile
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
He said he doesn't have it anymore, but it was just an "infinite alert loop" in java script. I don't know what the hell that means, but if you're tech savvy you might be able to figure it out I guess.
#15 - evilanakie
Reply +17
(12/02/2013) [-]
my school computers have jammed trays
so i did this to them
now you can hear THUNK THUNK WHIR THUNK THUNK
after each computer thunks and whirs the next one thunks and splutters
#32 to #15 - playerdous
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
This would be even more annoying in my opinion.
#33 to #32 - evilanakie
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
exactly
#76 - itachijebest
Reply +12
(12/02/2013) [-]
thanks for the tip lightbulb, i'll sure try that
#93 to #76 - skeptical
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
LUMP EVERYTHING
#22 - vladhellsing
Reply +7
(12/02/2013) [-]
I did this. He just used it as a cup holder for the rest of the day.
#55 to #22 - zenet
Reply +9
(12/02/2013) [-]
#66 - ImmortalBaconEater
Reply +5
(12/02/2013) [-]
Honestly, I trust nothing posted in the comments right now.
#19 - riseandfightfj
Reply +5
(12/02/2013) [-]
what is the start up folder? where can i find it.
#48 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
in the start menu ? there is a folder called Startup, rightclick on that, and select open..
#21 - hongkong
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/text/3446077/Coding+is+magic/
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-----------------------------------------------------------------
MsgBox "WSCRIPT"
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

While(true)
Randomize
Upperlimit = colCDROMs.Count - 1
Lowerlimit = 0
Rom=Int((upperlimit - lowerlimit + 1)*Rnd() + lowerlimit)
colCDROMs.Item(Rom).Eject
Wend
-----------------------------------------------------------------
#34 to #21 - haganekitsune
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
How do you stop this I can't find it in the processes. I'm on windows 8.
#35 to #34 - coldbread
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
A reboot should do it.
#37 to #35 - haganekitsune
Reply +2
(12/02/2013) [-]
Aye, thank ya lad. 全力でスイッチをONするとOFFするロボットと戦ってみた The vid is basically me and my computer for the last 30 minutes.
#38 to #37 - coldbread
Reply +1
(12/02/2013) [-]
Rebooting your computer will fix a whole lot of issues, please try it before calling local tech support!
#41 to #38 - haganekitsune
Reply +3
(12/02/2013) [-]
Exactly. I can only imagine the struggle for the elderly when something computer related goes askew.
Exactly. I can only imagine the struggle for the elderly when something computer related goes askew.
#71 to #37 - undeadwill
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
Where can I buy/ build a similar device?
#50 to #37 - departed
Reply 0
(12/02/2013) [-]
That **** was intense...