witty title. description that makes you laugh.. "My advice to you is to get married: If you find a good wife you'l be happy; if not, you'l become a philosopher." -Socrates
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Submitted: 01/12/2014
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#1 - burdensomebucket (01/12/2014) [+] (28 replies)
"My advice to you is to get married: If you find a good wife you'l be happy; if not, you'l become a philosopher."
User avatar #6 - turian (01/12/2014) [+] (14 replies)
wtf is a emoji?
User avatar #9 to #6 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Some fucker's inability to say "emoticon"
#2 - ferndizzle (01/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
for the slow internet one.
for the slow internet one.
#40 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/13/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Louis c.k. Should be taken into a dark alley to be raped, shot thn have his bullet holes raped. I hate that as man as much as I hate Justin beiber.
#45 to #40 - detoxpain ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
The edge is an intense place
#4 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [+] (29 replies)
My cousin's husband walked out on her and their three kids yesterday for another woman. Two of the kids are mildly special needs. They never fought, and I always thought they were happy. This post makes me sad.. No amount of comedic quotes can undo this..
#64 - zombiefeelings (01/13/2014) [-]
mfw relationship advice posted on FJ
mfw relationship advice posted on FJ
#30 - unholyjebus (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why don't I get most of these jokes? They just seem like random words slapped together into a sentence. Am I having a stroke or something?
#95 - dogeate (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
the will ferrel one is actually very very true.
#117 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [-]
#3 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
chelsea perreti is the least funny popular comedian in the world, case in point, also op is a faggot for putting her on a list full of actually talented people
#33 to #3 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
You misspelled Mindy Kaling.
User avatar #66 - greenstrongworld (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I read from somewhere that a marriage has several stages.
1. You love each other and but you can deal with living without each other
2. You love each other but you can't live without your partner
3. You don't really love each other but you can't live without your partner
4. You don't love each other at all and you can't live without your partner due to finances but ehh fuck it you're in a relationship and you're stuck with it.
User avatar #72 to #68 - greenstrongworld (01/13/2014) [-]
#130 - fathis (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My Internet has always been slow joke's on you...

On a related note: You merely adopted the internet: I was born in the 56k era; molded by it - it wasn't until university that I saw the light of the ADSL router...
#125 - expressway (01/13/2014) [-]
But I like the David Bowie parts...
User avatar #120 - marconde (01/13/2014) [-]
**marconde rolled user marcinthedarc ** I love you
User avatar #116 - lemurlemur (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
omg will ferrel does standup i have to have more of this
User avatar #94 - bigsteamingpile (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Chelsea Peretti is fucking gorgeous
#97 to #94 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
but shes not funny at all
#137 - evanxzile (01/13/2014) [-]
Louis got it.
User avatar #37 - thrakerzad (01/13/2014) [-]
suddenly having no relationship forever doesn't seem like such a stigma to me
#11 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [-]
Talent is transmittable. Even though people get off differently it's nice to know the basic guidelines of giving someone an orgasm, then tuning it to their preferences. Gain that XP Op
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