witty title. description that makes you laugh.. "My advice to you is to get married: If you find a good wife you'l be happy; if not, you'l become a philosopher." -Socrates tags that are Not used properly
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#1 - burdensomebucket (01/12/2014) [+] (28 replies)
"My advice to you is to get married: If you find a good wife you'l be happy; if not, you'l become a philosopher."
-Socrates
User avatar #6 - turian (01/12/2014) [+] (14 replies)
wtf is a emoji?
User avatar #9 to #6 - PVTDickStryker (01/12/2014) [-]
Some ******** inability to say "emoticon"
#2 - ferndizzle (01/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
for the slow internet one.
for the slow internet one.
#40 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/13/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Louis c.k. Should be taken into a dark alley to be raped, shot thn have his bullet holes raped. I hate that as man as much as I hate Justin beiber.
#45 to #40 - detoxpain (01/13/2014) [-]
The edge is an intense place
#64 - zombiefeelings (01/13/2014) [-]
mfw relationship advice posted on FJ
mfw relationship advice posted on FJ
#30 - unholyjebus (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why don't I get most of these jokes? They just seem like random words slapped together into a sentence. Am I having a stroke or something?
#95 - dogeate ONLINE (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
the will ferrel one is actually very very true.
#117 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [-]
#4 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [+] (29 replies)
My cousin's husband walked out on her and their three kids yesterday for another woman. Two of the kids are mildly special needs. They never fought, and I always thought they were happy. This post makes me sad.. No amount of comedic quotes can undo this..
User avatar #53 to #52 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Then please don't reproduce.
User avatar #66 - greenstrongworld (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I read from somewhere that a marriage has several stages.
1. You love each other and but you can deal with living without each other
2. You love each other but you can't live without your partner
3. You don't really love each other but you can't live without your partner
4. You don't love each other at all and you can't live without your partner due to finances but ehh **** it you're in a relationship and you're stuck with it.
User avatar #72 to #68 - greenstrongworld (01/13/2014) [-]
Masochism.
#130 - fathis (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My Internet has always been slow joke's on you...

On a related note: You merely adopted the internet: I was born in the 56k era; molded by it - it wasn't until university that I saw the light of the ADSL router...
#125 - expressway (01/13/2014) [-]
But I like the David Bowie parts...
User avatar #120 - marconde (01/13/2014) [-]
**marconde rolled user marcinthedarc ** I love you
User avatar #116 - lemurlemur (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
omg will ferrel does standup i have to have more of this
#3 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
chelsea perreti is the least funny popular comedian in the world, case in point, also op is a faggot for putting her on a list full of actually talented people
User avatar #114 to #3 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Louis CK sucks ass too. but dont blame OP for putting him on their either, they are all fairly funny quotes even if not all of the comedians are stellar.
#107 - goodmourning (01/13/2014) [-]
I guess you can say the title is really smart! LOL
#106 - hugostiglitznew (01/13/2014) [-]
The Mindy Kaling one... i had no idea such love existed
User avatar #94 - bigsteamingpile (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Chelsea Peretti is ******* gorgeous
User avatar #77 - WinnerofTheGame (01/13/2014) [-]
Anyone have a link to that Will Ferrel standup? Actually, the first 3. Really, if you have all of them, that'd be cool, too.
User avatar #75 - gayboard (01/13/2014) [-]
The first one is too true
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