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[witty title]. [somedescriptionandareference]. isam{ wss KB, 512x600) Beable 2 Esme guy makes a negative comment about my clothes rages sun gasses boy resuce hi

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Beable 2
Esme guy makes a negative comment about my clothes
rages sun gasses boy
resuce his wife
muarry her
smells in next door
***** her
whe has my baby
bbuy his house
braise the rent to stupidly high prices
wwait until he cries he cant afford it
ckick him out
smells in
***** his as wife in his sis house while he' s steed outside
homeless
semen him fer his last bit sf maney
wisp him
wisp him
wisp him
wisp him
ffart in his face
ffart in his face
screws starts to gather and laugh
weep farting in his face
ppoint and laugh
ahuge crowd all gathered. soughing with me
mmy wife csmu out. starts to laugh to
ppoint and Hugh same mare
mmy slighter starts soughing at him too
wisp him she mare time
wasp in him into dust with lightning spell
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#1 - hektoroftroy
Reply +232
(11/16/2013) [-]
Best game story greentext.
#103 to #1 - newforomador
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Here's another D&D story.
#4 to #1 - bionicpanda
Reply +3
(11/17/2013) [-]
I've never played D and D so i don't get this
#5 to #4 - DementedDoom
Reply +8
(11/17/2013) [-]
I haven't played D&D, but I still understand this. Read some forgotten realms, look up the rules. Get into it, its a fun game to play with friends. Especially when these sort of ridiculous situations take place.
#6 to #5 - linktheherooftime
Reply +16
(11/17/2013) [-]
There's the problem!
>friends
#10 to #6 - camslayer
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I wonder if it would be a possibility to gather some fellows from this site?
#87 to #10 - linktheherooftime
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Can I join?
#88 to #87 - camslayer
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Do you have any previous experience?
#90 to #88 - linktheherooftime
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(11/17/2013) [-]
No, but I'm a fast learner. Like I said, I lack friends.
#91 to #90 - camslayer
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Can you be free at a weekend day from midday at GMT+0
#94 to #91 - onewithpokerface
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Pardon me for butting in, but I'm also interested in this
#96 to #94 - camslayer
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
Any experience?
#98 to #96 - onewithpokerface
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(11/17/2013) [-]
None, but I've a very basic understanding of how it works. I'm curious and eager to explore it more though.
#92 to #91 - linktheherooftime
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Where I'm at that's like 6 am but It's doable, and by weekend day do you mean Saturday or Sunday?
#93 to #92 - camslayer
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
Yes
#99 to #93 - linktheherooftime
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Yes as in it could be either Saturday or Sunday?
#101 to #99 - camslayer
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Yes it would be Saturday or Sunday, probably Saturday since its 6am for you
#106 to #101 - linktheherooftime
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
Alright. Should I make an account for Roll20 now?
#107 to #106 - camslayer
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
Go for it
#3 - imagnetsux
Reply +81
(11/17/2013) [-]
>play fable 2
>decide to become a horrible person
#54 to #3 - tabarzins
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(11/17/2013) [-]
If you're playing a good guy in fable 2 then you're doing it wrong.
#59 to #54 - swiggityswoner
Reply +5
(11/17/2013) [-]
I have an inability to be evil in games where I actually have a choice.

I, however, have no trouble being a psychopath in GTA or other such things. I don't understand it either.
#118 to #59 - ghhaaaaahh
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(11/17/2013) [-]
The first time I play a game with moral choices I have to be good. But after that I become a horrible person.
#97 to #59 - anon
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
I'm the same damn way. I think to my self alright this time I'll make an evil guy. End up making a good guy after thinking about the choices.
#65 to #3 - rhiaanor ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
I played good once... it was.... interesting, to say the least.
#50 - jbgotswag
Reply -1
(11/17/2013) [-]
you ruined his life. hope you are ******* happy asstwat
#67 to #50 - aherorising [OP]
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#68 to #67 - jbgotswag
Reply -2
(11/17/2013) [-]
at least I know what good music is. rather than an asstwat hero rising
#75 to #68 - sanguinesolitude
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
i thumb up all your comments. you are welcome.
#77 to #75 - jbgotswag
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(11/17/2013) [-]
thank you very much. it is hard to get thumbs, butt it is people like you that always make my day. thank you my good sir; you are not a asstwat today.
#78 to #77 - sanguinesolitude
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(11/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#81 to #78 - jbgotswag
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(11/17/2013) [-]
you can really type eh?
#69 to #50 - aherorising [OP]
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#83 to #69 - theonethatknew
Reply +4
(11/17/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
#70 to #69 - jbgotswag
Reply -2
(11/17/2013) [-]
lol I take my comment back,
it is clearly asstwats don't want to piss off the almighty grammar nazis
#71 to #70 - aherorising [OP]
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(11/17/2013) [-]
oh snap! well you got us! guess we all just gotta live with being asstwats now
oh snap! well you got us! guess we all just gotta live with being asstwats now
#72 to #71 - jbgotswag
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#104 to #50 - XxXRoxasXxX
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Talk ****, get your entire life ******* ruined
#51 to #50 - graydiggy
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(11/17/2013) [-]
He ruined his own life by talking *****.
#8 - neoexdeath ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#86 to #8 - leegeko
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(11/17/2013) [-]
send them to the void
#53 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#56 to #53 - comradewinter ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
Except Anders is gay.
#58 to #56 - thecomkiller ONLINE
Reply +16
(11/17/2013) [-]
well, more like bi
#60 to #58 - comradewinter ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/17/2013) [-]
Thought he was gay.

Only played as a male character, and he wouldn't stop hitting on me. Think I asked him what the deal was, and he wasn't preoccupied with ladies or something. Never got too deep into DA2, since the RPG elements were severily reduced.
#119 to #60 - hudis
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(11/17/2013) [-]
If I recall correctly, the thing with Anders is that if you play a male, he will act gay as **** and hit on you constantly, never expressing any inclination towards interest in women. If you play a female it's the opposite; he will behave much more masculinely, still hit on you and never show any interest in men. It's a bit tasteless, in my opinion, but I guess Bioware like to do that sometimes. I still love Bioware, though.
#62 to #60 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
ya, basically every romanceable character (Anders, Merrill, Fenris, and sexy pirate bitch) will try to initiate a romantic relationship with Hawke no matter what gender you are.
'cept for that one religious guy in a DLC... he's a prude...
#108 to #53 - admiralen
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(11/17/2013) [-]
chaotic neutral isnt really anders though, barbarians are pretty much chaotic neutral, anders is chaotic good
#145 to #108 - thecomkiller ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/19/2013) [-]
@#144 leaning towards and is are not the same thing and you can say the same about his opposition.
#146 to #145 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
two good people fighting over ideals doesnt make them any less good, since they both have good reasons to do it
#147 to #146 - thecomkiller ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/19/2013) [-]
it does when they both resort to evil to do so
#148 to #147 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
evil is debatable, its basically a really advanced way of selfdefence, the only way to protect themselves and their kindred is to take out the enemy, who is evil in their eyes
#149 to #148 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
I think you'd find that a very hard sell
#150 to #149 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
perhaps, but evil and good are once again a question of perspective
#151 to #150 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
to an extent
#121 to #108 - thecomkiller ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/18/2013) [-]
commit mass murder, terrorism, and start a war... yeah he's good
#123 to #121 - admiralen
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(11/18/2013) [-]
he did it for a good cause though, the chantry had oppressed and slaughtered mages for hundreds of years, thats why hes chaotic good
#125 to #123 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
no, the whole point of that game was there wasn't a good or evil character, they were all neutral, well... maybe not Aveline. Chaotic Good is benevolent (read: does not murder innocent priests) but saying screw you to the society they are in, not "I'ma do bad things for a good cause". Doing evil things for a good cause is the defining point of most neutral characters.
#126 to #125 - admiralen
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(11/18/2013) [-]
a chaotic neutral truly only cares about himself, anders was ready to die for his fellow mages, you may call them priests, but in the da universe they might as well be nazis
#127 to #126 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
A: =1
B: **** the Templars. I'm not above slaughtering most of them on a good day, but that's mostly because at the moment they're after me, my sister, or my girlfriend. However, they have a point. mages are prone to causing mass havoc and blood-shed and most other groups would have slaughtered the lot of them centuries ago.
C: I wasn't talking about the Templars when I said priests. I was talking about the actual religious members, like the Reverend Mother, who make up 90% of the Chantry of which the Templars are just a branch of.
#128 to #127 - admiralen
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(11/18/2013) [-]
the priests and the reverend mother are just as guilty as the templars, and they hate mages just as much, its their religion that is doing all this after all.
i know that mages can go ******* at any moment and such, but it doesnt warrant locking them in a tower for the rest of their lives just because of something they were born with.
anders is also possessed by vengeance at the time after all.

A:=1?
#129 to #128 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Now, I can understand the Templar hate; they're often brutal and overzealous, but saying it's okay to kill people who have likely never even seen a mage just to prove a point is another thing entirely.
Killing people because of something they're born with? bad
Keeping them segregated because they can pose a legitimate threat to the majority of the population? Major grey area that was the point of the story.
and Anders isn't possessed by Vengeance anymore, he is Vengeance, and that is both not an excuse in the first place and the sum total of the Templar's side of things.

Godwin's law: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.
#130 to #129 - admiralen
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(11/18/2013) [-]
well, its just an example since theyre put into basicaly a work camp were you get lobotomized or killed for breaking the rules.
and anders doesnt really hate the templars themselves, he hates the system that subjugates mages.
i mean if they were treated more humane and were more prepared the amount who becomes abominations would be nearly zero, and the ones who did would be in the trial you have to face as a mage, which would have people ready to stop them if they became an abomination
#131 to #130 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Yes, those reasons are why Anders and mages as a group aren't evil. However, the affinity for demon possession and blood magic coupled with Anders' way of pushing the conflict to a tipping point through large scale murder and causing even more bloodshed instead of diplomacy and talking make them not good.
Thus Neutrality
#132 to #131 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
whats good is just point of perspective, self sacrifice sure as hell isnt neutral.
and do you think he hasnt considered diplomacy? i mean hes spent most of his life with these templars and such.
#133 to #132 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
just because he's neutral doesn't mean every action he takes will be neutral.
He's not neutral because he does neutral actions, he is neutral because he has done bad things for good reasons and good things for bad reasons.
#134 to #133 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
except he always does things for a good reason, he becomes an unpaid healer in the town before he joins you, he destroys the chantry to save the mages, and before you say thats doing a bad thing for a good reason, paladins slay evildoers to protect others, pretty much the same thing, in his perspective the chantry are evil
#135 to #134 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
yes, in his perspective the Chantry is evil, and from the Chantry's perspective, he is evil. Nether are truly evil because they have good reasons for doing the things they do. Neither are good because the things they do are evil. I'm not talking about perspectives, I'm saying from an objective view they're both people trying to the the right thing and making things ****** for everyone in the process.
#136 to #135 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
thats cause the system is flawed, is anyone really lawful or chaotic evil? i mean, everyone are the hero of their own story.
i would still call anders chaotic good though, since he cares about others and is willing to sacrifice himself for them. a neutral would only care about themselves and let others die
#137 to #136 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Darkspawn: chaotic evil
but yes, true good and true evil exist, they're simply ridiculously rare. When you take the time to look at the other side's side, you realize the good guys aren't so good and the bad guys aren't so bad. DA2 is made specifically to try and make you look that way.
#138 to #137 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
then there is no reason to focus on him being neutral either
#139 to #138 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
could you elaborate? because I'm a bit confused by that.
#144 to #139 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
143
i would say in anders case hes leaning more towards good since, his intent and purpose is to protect his kindred and stop oppression
#142 to #139 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
reply to 141
in the end that doesnt make you neutral though, someone who is neutral wouldnt commit neither an evil or a good act, they only act in the interest of self preservation, they are passive
#143 to #142 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
it doesn't make you good either
#140 to #139 - admiralen
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(11/19/2013) [-]
if theres no such thing as good or evil, then theres no such thing as neutral either, no one is colorless
#141 to #140 - thecomkiller ONLINE
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(11/19/2013) [-]
there is such a thing as good and evil, just hardly anybody is truly good or truly evil
#66 - british
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#46 - dickticklerluv ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Crowd laughing gif dump?
Crowd laughing gif dump?
#76 to #46 - sanguinesolitude
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(11/17/2013) [-]
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#79 to #76 - sanguinesolitude
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#63 - sheauhn
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(11/17/2013) [-]
MFW Fable is mentioned on FJ
MFW Fable is mentioned on FJ
#45 - FatherPedobear
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Fable 2 and 3 are two games that I never properly understood why I liked them so much.
#61 to #45 - thesilveresteagle ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Fable 3 was bad, but I liked fable 2.
#48 to #45 - Darianvincent
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Fable 3 sucked
#49 to #48 - FatherPedobear
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I know, but I liked buying the property. Not much to do after that though.
#102 to #48 - aherorising [OP]
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(11/17/2013) [-]
good spoiler
#57 to #48 - castial
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I enjoyed just as something to play until i can get a better game, I mean its kinda fun mixing fire and lightning and destroying an entire town