why sharks attack people. . Human Sea Sea fat person Surfer Turtle Lion swiming. well excuse me for wearing my banana suit in the pool.
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User avatar #2 - XzipitX (10/03/2013) [-]
well excuse me for wearing my ******* banana suit in the pool.
#12 to #2 - anoyingmos (10/03/2013) [-]
oh God..
oh God..
User avatar #3 to #2 - angelodlt ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
Surfboard
User avatar #11 - kuraithevision (10/03/2013) [-]
Human surfer looks like guy in banana costume.
User avatar #10 - IAmManbearpig (10/03/2013) [-]
Don't give me that **** , I've seen Sharknado, and I know that they're blood thirsty creatures.
User avatar #23 - rockdoggiedog (10/04/2013) [-]
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#20 - helenwheels (10/03/2013) [-]
Mistaken for a seal... Don't like the taste.. No.
People assume that sharks don't mean to attack humans because so commonly sharks will bite and spit out. But that's just the way they hunt, they bite the meal in question and wait for it to bleed to death. Its just usually humans are rescued before that happens.
User avatar #22 to #20 - mattdoggy (10/04/2013) [-]
this is true for asshole sharks bull, tiger, white tip who will eat Then kill anything that touches the water
For sharks like Great whites a lot of attacks are simply investigatory bites
Just like a toddler or a T-rex, the great white has no useful hands so it must hold objects in its mouth to see what they are. They will do investigatory bites. This is mostly done by young males who are new to swimmers and full of testosterone.
If a great white shark, that can tear a seal in half with one bite, wanted to kill a human it would and could
User avatar #15 - breadbasket (10/03/2013) [-]
Sharks attack people because they are dangerous animals.

Mistaken identity my ass. The only reason the number of shark deaths is so low, is that people don't spend 100% of their time SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN.
User avatar #16 to #15 - generaljosh (10/03/2013) [-]
Sources please?
And no, Jaws doesn't count.
User avatar #17 to #16 - breadbasket (10/03/2013) [-]
Jaws 2
User avatar #18 to #17 - generaljosh (10/03/2013) [-]
Terrible movies don't count as reliable sources
User avatar #21 to #16 - mattdoggy (10/04/2013) [-]
All of human history
just look at us
we have wars and death and killing
honestly he's right, sharks are attacking the most dangerous animal in earths history
if they don't bite us every once and again we humans would be straight raping the ocean
User avatar #24 to #21 - generaljosh (10/04/2013) [-]
If you were being sarcastic, allow me to apologize in advance
Otherwise, I believe he was referring to sharks as 'dangerous animals', not people.
#4 - girngar (10/03/2013) [-]
Sharks only attack people from Alabama anyways
User avatar #1 - madsolar (10/03/2013) [-]
HEY!!! I look nothing like that while swimming.
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