why am i laughing. . with 2 Yesterday at 4: 29 pm Justin has been one of my best mates for 5 years. I' m over his place (Aili% ' and have mad hangs with his kit
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why am i laughing

with 2
Yesterday at 4: 29 pm
Justin has been one of my best mates for 5
years. I' m over his place (Aili% ' and have
mad hangs with his kitty, who is truly the
worldliest **** you' ll ever meet.
Midway through a Nightmare on Elm Street
marathon I express this to ' and he
says ‘I think they' re all pretty cute.‘ ii! i!
I ask. ‘Well, there are four of them, they' re
pretty identical though. You thought I only
had one cat?‘
HE HAS FOUR CATS THEY [
JUST WERE NEVER IN THE ?. ROOM
FOR FIVE YEARS. NOT EVEN JUST TWO
OF THEM, ALL FOUR. HE KEPT '! rtil.
CAT AFTER CAT AND PUTTING
THEM IN THE LOUNGE. THIS IS WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE TO GET YOUR !
****** .
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User avatar #2 - creepydudewatching ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
But how would you not notice four bowls?
#4 to #2 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
Hey, people do weird stuff for their cats sometimes
User avatar #32 to #2 - geothermal (09/01/2014) [-]
or maybe four bowels for that matter
User avatar #7 to #2 - malific (09/01/2014) [-]
One bowl with an auto feeding top cylinder that you refill as it empties. Easiest way to feed multiple cats.
User avatar #11 to #7 - toradorable ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
No. There's four bowls. You can see them in the picture.
User avatar #12 to #11 - malific (09/01/2014) [-]
hmm... I only see 2 bowls, one looks like a water bowl. But yeah no gravity feeder there.
User avatar #13 to #11 - lokiwins (09/01/2014) [-]
There's 2 bowls...
User avatar #71 to #7 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/01/2014) [-]
Confirmed, have one for my big ass dogs, plus my two lil' ones.
User avatar #31 to #2 - gilliam ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
It's a cat.
Do not be surprised if it requests four bowls.
User avatar #14 to #2 - sinery (09/01/2014) [-]
Maybe it is a fatass cat that require 4 bowls.
#24 - blackermagic (09/01/2014) [-]
**blackermagic rolled image** mfw she said friendzone for 5 years
User avatar #35 - billybeee (09/01/2014) [-]
not going to lie, i thought it was about justin bieber until i saw the picture
User avatar #19 - versel (09/01/2014) [-]
>have one cat
>decide to mess with female friend
>find three other cats that look just like yours
>profit
User avatar #36 to #19 - lotengo (09/01/2014) [-]
The cats seem kinda suprised they have visitors so this might be true
User avatar #15 - evilanakie (09/01/2014) [-]
secretly he has 5
but we dont talk about that
User avatar #57 to #15 - demandsgayversion (09/01/2014) [-]
"If you hear meowing from the attic, don't worry about it. It knows what it did."
#43 to #15 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
if she's at his place all the time of course he's getting a fifth pussy
User avatar #28 - crazyanimal (09/01/2014) [-]
Wouldn't she have realized he called them different names?
User avatar #37 to #28 - xturboxx (09/01/2014) [-]
But also think of how many other names you call a pet. She might have thought they were nicknames.
#29 to #28 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
You don't call cats by name. They just don't give a ****
#39 to #28 - verby ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
All cats are named kitty
#26 - glenncocoo (09/01/2014) [-]
Are those ragdolls or birmas? ;D
User avatar #73 to #26 - gharshi (09/01/2014) [-]
yes
#34 to #26 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
I think they're ragdolls. They look just like mine
#42 to #26 - mookiez (09/01/2014) [-]
Ragdolls, I have one. They are cuddly as hell. Mine will sleep on me all day until I move. Then as soon as I sit back down he comes running back to cuddle some more. They are the best of kittys.
#33 to #26 - gtfomylawnbish (09/01/2014) [-]
My ragdoll isn't as hairy as that. He's shaped different too.
#58 to #26 - tantalise ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Pretty sure they're Birmans. That's mine
#27 to #26 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
I think they're birmans cuz they have the white socks
User avatar #50 to #27 - emidra (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah they look like Birmans. Not all Ragdolls has white paws, and colorpoint. Thats the trademark for Birmans tho.
User avatar #30 to #26 - samxdaxman (09/01/2014) [-]
I think they're cats.
#40 - mookiez (09/01/2014) [-]
They look like ragamuffins, and as someone that owns one I can confirm they are the furriest cuddliests ***** you'll ever meet.
#49 to #40 - youxbarstard (09/01/2014) [-]
I've never encountered one that didn't like sitting next to me, either I'm really good with them or I smell interesting...I'll never know.
User avatar #72 - colonelroymustang (09/01/2014) [-]
I've been intentionally wearing the exact same outfit every time I've hung with my best mate for the past five months. He still hasn't noticed.
#44 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
IF I TALK IN CAPS IT WILL MAKE ME MORE POPULAR AND I CAN GET MORE LIKES GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE
#56 to #44 - deadmanisalive ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Shake shake shake senora
Shake shake shake senora
User avatar #45 to #44 - masdercheef (09/01/2014) [-]
IT'S USED FOR EMPHASIS.

Jesus. I thought that was common sense.
#46 to #45 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
**** off tumblr faggot.
User avatar #47 to #46 - masdercheef (09/01/2014) [-]
Bruh, that's not even something that's confined to tumblr. Sounds like you've got some sand in your vagina, though, so I'll leave you to deal with that.
#48 to #47 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
wow mani edgi

such sour
User avatar #51 to #48 - plazmaflare (09/01/2014) [-]
You're autistic...
#54 to #51 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
*you are

faggot
User avatar #61 to #54 - mypickinuraxe (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm not even going to lie you're actually a pretty damn good troll.
#62 to #61 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
"LE TROLE XD"

Go back to 9gag.
User avatar #63 to #62 - mypickinuraxe (09/01/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#65 to #63 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ what are you, 7?
User avatar #66 to #65 - mypickinuraxe (09/01/2014) [-]
*SCOFF*

Thats 7 and a half to YOU!
#67 to #66 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
That comment was so autistic i'm not even going to justify it with a reply.
User avatar #68 to #67 - mypickinuraxe (09/01/2014) [-]
But you just did.
#69 to #68 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
I meant an actualy serious response dumbass
User avatar #70 to #69 - mypickinuraxe (09/01/2014) [-]
Well, whatever. We need good trolls like you to keep the cycle of rage going. Keep on doing what your doing.
#60 to #54 - elcreepo ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Guys wait what if So easy
#64 to #60 - opression (09/01/2014) [-]
"SOMEONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN MINE? OBVIOUSLY BAIT"

elcreepo, ladies and gents.
#41 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
I have no idea of why i thought she meant justin bieber at first.
User avatar #1 - heroicdose (08/31/2014) [-]
the cats are very, very obviously not identical. i mean jesus, hes holding two right by each other that look nothing alike.
#5 to #1 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm not around cats often, and I can't see a super obvious difference between the four, so..
User avatar #6 to #5 - heroicdose (09/01/2014) [-]
one has dark black paws on all fours. none of the rest pictured do, except maybe the one whos limbs arent showing. the tail too. one is very clearly different than all the others
User avatar #9 to #6 - zoologyexplain ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
The blue vs seal points are pretty obvious differences, but then again only one is seal point... maybe it just didn't come out like the rest of them did.

I would highly doubt that the five years is true, I'd believe a solid 5 months is reasonable.
#16 to #1 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
you get red thumbs because fj full of retards who fail at basic preception
#38 to #16 - ohemgeezus (09/01/2014) [-]
He gets red thumbs because he made a stupid comment. The content never said they look exactly identical, it said they look "pretty" identical, which they do apart from small differences which most people wouldn't notice at first glance
User avatar #17 to #16 - adunsaveme (09/01/2014) [-]
>posting as anon

:^)
User avatar #20 to #17 - heroicdose (09/01/2014) [-]
nah, i just woke up.
User avatar #21 to #20 - adunsaveme (09/01/2014) [-]
I don't remember saying anything about you
User avatar #22 to #21 - heroicdose (09/01/2014) [-]
oh, i thought that had meant you thought i was posting as anon to agree with myself lol
User avatar #23 to #22 - adunsaveme (09/01/2014) [-]
Funny you should mention that. Almost suspicious, I'd say.
User avatar #25 to #23 - heroicdose (09/01/2014) [-]
yup you caught me lol.

really though if that was my opinion id just comment as myself, i dont care much about thumbs any have other comments with far more reds
User avatar #3 to #1 - imaginativename (09/01/2014) [-]
yes but if he thought there was only one cat he probably wouldn't notice the colour change or anything like that, he'd just think that maybe its a trick of the light or something haha
User avatar #8 to #3 - gabonicagracy (09/01/2014) [-]
True and maybe the dark footed one just never comes out around company. The other three look really freggin similar.
User avatar #10 to #3 - heroicdose (09/01/2014) [-]
i guess dude. if youre one of those people that never have a thought in their head about their surroundings its possible.
#74 to #3 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
Well you gotta be ******* retarded to not see that...
User avatar #75 - sincomai (09/01/2014) [-]
He brought his own pussy because she obviously wasn't giving him angry, this is a really tragic story and everyone is making fun of the situation, i am crying....he just wanted to fk her right in the pussy.
User avatar #59 - elcreepo ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
That's racist, burmese cats can be told apart after enough time
#52 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME!!

HA!
User avatar #18 - alphavsomega (09/01/2014) [-]
***** been in the friendzone for 5 years
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