who is the tiny man in blue?. . Here you can see Blatt best goalkeeper and the best player of the Weld Cup. Right next to him you can see Meesa.
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#38 to #9 - agentalaska (07/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 to #38 - domny (07/15/2014) [-]
you aren't even a real grammar nazi
#21 - mayoroftownsville (07/15/2014) [-]
The numbers are against anyone who thinks Lionel Messi is anything short of the most incredible player of his generation (yes, including Ronaldo).

User avatar #25 to #21 - Anonomousthirteen (07/15/2014) [-]
The Portuguese Princess (Ronaldo) just didn't bring his game this time. That last-15 second goal, though....
User avatar #48 to #21 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/15/2014) [-]
Holy digestive end product. 12.1% outside the box??? Great goal against Iran too.
User avatar #67 to #21 - sasa (07/15/2014) [-]
That not so good lady still be one fu ck ing as shole so hopefully that goess through this stupid new filter. fu ck ing my big tittied mommy
User avatar #14 - jewsburninindaoven (07/15/2014) [-]
I enjoy how the opposing team's strategy involve cascading Messi with defenders every time he gets the ball so he'll pass the ball away and when his teammates score, every one complains that Messi isn't even good, he is getting like no goals
#61 to #14 - hkkkkkk (07/15/2014) [-]
What people also don't understand is that sometimes the defense is so focused on Messi that they ignore the other players or leave open spaces

Messi and Christiano Ronaldo are the only players in the world that can assist a goal by standing completely still
#107 to #14 - akselrk (07/15/2014) [-]
Usually when people get marked like him they dont get to pass the ball in the direction they want. He would create MUCH more if he wasnt marked like he was.
User avatar #82 to #14 - strallee (07/15/2014) [-]
Messi did not even try to play good, he did not run at all. If he does not have the ball, he will just walk, nothing more.
User avatar #1 - jacksipian (07/14/2014) [-]
which one is messi? i don't know soccer players.
User avatar #125 to #1 - buttholee (07/15/2014) [-]
well, which one is dressed like a goalie?
#5 to #1 - germanblitzkrieg (07/14/2014) [-]
who would be the goal keeper? the guy with the glove..? no that would be too easy
User avatar #6 to #5 - jacksipian (07/14/2014) [-]
oh i'm sorry you know more about soccer than i do, oh my god how dare i not know as much about something as you do!
#11 to #6 - wheredahoodat (07/15/2014) [-]
Seriously though, you have one huge guy with a glove sculpture and a tiny guy next to him; which one of those is going to be the defensive player?

Plus, you don't really have to know anything about football to know Messi. That's like saying you've never heard of Tiger Woods because you don't enjoy golf...
User avatar #20 to #11 - jacksipian (07/15/2014) [-]
i know of him, but i didn't know what he looked like, so that's why i asked.
User avatar #31 to #11 - thepandaking (07/15/2014) [-]
I didn't hear about Messi until he Messi'd up and I heard from the spectators how much everyone was counting on him
User avatar #2 to #1 - caffeinecommissar (07/14/2014) [-]
Messi is the guy in the blue jersey. Joke is that the guy in the green jersey is both the best goal keeper and the best player.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jacksipian (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah, i got the joke, i just wasn't sure which one messi is because i don't really follow soccer. thank you though!
User avatar #4 to #3 - caffeinecommissar (07/14/2014) [-]
You are welcome.
#13 to #1 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
the admin
User avatar #30 to #1 - lfunnymanl ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
RIGHT next to him
User avatar #47 to #1 - huewut (07/15/2014) [-]
Guy on the right in blue shirt..
He messied up the freekick in the last 10 minutes though, and his game was way messier than his teammates, therefore he didn't deserve best player award.

TL;DR: Messi is messi.
User avatar #12 to #1 - imofcnotharveydent (07/15/2014) [-]
blue, the joke is how the keeper is both the best keeper and foot ballplayer because the ball is kicked, it's called football
#60 to #12 - swagloon (07/15/2014) [-]
Then why not call it kickball
Then why not call it kickball
#63 to #60 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
Because it's called football you sack of digestive end product
#64 to #63 - swagloon (07/15/2014) [-]
No, it's called association football
No, it's called association football
User avatar #68 to #64 - sasa (07/15/2014) [-]
shut the fu_ck up
#70 to #68 - swagloon (07/15/2014) [-]
#72 to #70 - sasa (07/15/2014) [-]
By our fourth Star I command you to shut up
#73 to #72 - swagloon (07/15/2014) [-]
Then stop replying to me you rood ass german. I swear m8 I'll bash ur fuking head in, I swear on me mum.
Then stop replying to me you rood ass german. I swear m8 I'll bash ur fuking head in, I swear on me mum.
User avatar #78 to #73 - stickmanz (07/15/2014) [-]
Oh god my sides
#110 to #73 - simeonc (07/15/2014) [-]
how many speeds of this gif do you have?
User avatar #112 to #110 - swagloon (07/15/2014) [-]
This is the last one. Any faster and it' be a picture.
User avatar #133 to #64 - guitarnigger (07/15/2014) [-]
no it's not
User avatar #136 to #60 - imofcnotharveydent (07/15/2014) [-]
that's actually quite a good name, tho control of the ball is more important than the roughness kickball would imply.
#132 to #12 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/15/2014) [-]
Are you calling him "blue" because his username is bluer than most? If so that's the most pathetically sycophantic thing I've ever seen on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #137 to #132 - imofcnotharveydent (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm just that edgy and completely didn't forget to delete that part of my sentence first though up sentence.
#8 to #1 - include (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #130 to #124 - girguy (07/15/2014) [-]
"is ringo the best drummer ever?"
"ringo isn't even the best drummer in the beatles"
#87 - norwegiandude (07/15/2014) [-]
Do you know why Cristano Ronaldo never cleans his room?   
 Because he likes it when people call him messy
Do you know why Cristano Ronaldo never cleans his room?

Because he likes it when people call him messy
#113 to #87 - wayfarer (07/15/2014) [-]
Be ashamed nowegiandude
Be ashamed nowegiandude
#115 to #113 - norwegiandude (07/15/2014) [-]
nah, I don't feel like it
nah, I don't feel like it
#37 - makutasfinest (07/15/2014) [-]
>Best Goalkeeper
#46 to #37 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
>one good game should get him the golden glove
No. The fact that Howard had 16 saves in the game against Belgium just means USA has a digestive end productty defence.
User avatar #80 to #46 - megaton ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
people talk about the 16 he stopped. i would like to talk about the two he let in
#53 to #37 - mewoveyouwongtime (07/15/2014) [-]
How to tell if you only saw America's last World Cup game: You think Tim Howard is the best goalie ever

Seriously, I'm tired of these bandwagons praising him as a god goalie. Yeah he's good, but let's be honest, nobody gave a digestive end product during the qualification rounds or the group rounds, but as soon as they heard they made it to the top 16, every American watched that game.
#128 to #53 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
But Howard IS considered one of the best goalies in the world. AND ALSO he had that great game.
User avatar #135 to #128 - guitarnigger (07/15/2014) [-]
...no he's not. he is good, but not one of the best goalies in the world but hes a pretty cool guy, eh stops dem balls and doesn't afraid of anything
#41 to #37 - ruped (07/15/2014) [-]
Tim Howard stops bullets in flight, Neuer stops the trigger being pulled. and stops them in flight too
#92 to #41 - norwegiandude (07/15/2014) [-]
That does actually make very much sense.
#55 to #41 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
lol he stops triggers being pulled and stops them triggers in flight too.
User avatar #15 - pkman ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Who won the Wold Cup??

I know that Germany won the World Cup, but I guess I missed this tournament
#16 to #15 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
the country of didney wold
#120 - harbingerwolf (07/15/2014) [-]
MFW feetball.
MFW feetball.
User avatar #51 - themilkisdead (07/15/2014) [-]
I still don't see why everyone is hating Messi at the moment.
User avatar #65 to #51 - sasa (07/15/2014) [-]

He is just an arrogant prick. And we don't care how good of a football player you are. If you are a stupid prick, you are a stupid prick. That simple. Arrogant intense bodyloveing backpassage he is dayum. And as a German I say that this Rodriguez deserved the Golden ball
User avatar #69 to #65 - themilkisdead (07/15/2014) [-]
I respect you're opinion, and I'm sorry that your angry, but what did he exactly do?
User avatar #71 to #69 - sasa (07/15/2014) [-]
If you see his development over time.

You know. What do you become when people ttell you every day you are the best no one can stop you and so on.

You actually get cocky about it. And it just how his attidude and personality changed over the years. He is like the complete opposite over e.g. Christiano Ronaldo. That dude is throwing money at poor Kids like there is no tomorrow.

Messi is a pretty self-centered guy, which I think is the main problem. You will never see that he passes a ball infront of the goal to another player (like the Germans) he tries to score even when he know that the shot will miss.

And thats why Argentina lost......and because I hate Higuain and the number 20... I don't remember the name...but thats my personal opinion
User avatar #79 to #71 - megaton ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
but i was watching the game on sunday and i saw messi pass the ball while near the goal a bunch of times. 5 to be specific and every time i saw him do that the person who he was passing th ball to wasnt paying attention and missed out on a chance to take an on goal kick.
User avatar #81 to #79 - sasa (07/15/2014) [-]
That is actually True. But he had to start doing that. Otherwise there would've been no chance for Argentina...okay they hadn't got a chance in the firstplace but anyway

>>König Fußball!
User avatar #75 to #71 - themilkisdead (07/15/2014) [-]
I guess, but no matter how arrogant he was, you had to at least feel pity for him when he had to take that free-kick. Millions of people just counting on you to make sure you do what's right, puts a lot of pressure on you.
#140 to #51 - yodawgiheard (07/15/2014) [-]
Because he didn't deserve the golden ball.

Dude scored 4 goals, which is tied for 5th with Neymar and Van Persie. James Rodriguez scored 6, leading Colombia to the QF's. He ACTUALLY led them out. Messi didn't even score in a knockout round, and had ONE assist. Wow, so great from the best player in the world.

He's gotten worse and worse since the group stage, and the fact that he turned in his most anonymous performance in the Final is the final nail in the "no ******* way did Messi deserve the Golden Ball" coffin.

Rodriguez was top goalscorer, Mascherano had a better final and more consistent performances (I know, non-goalscorers never get it, but I'm just pointing it out), Muller scored more and actually did things in the knockout stages. Klose broke the record despite never once playing a full game, Schurrle scored 3 in the knockout rounds, and Neymar carried his team way harder than Messi to the Semi's (A Messi-carried team was able to muster up zero offense in the knockout rounds).

Hence why people don't think he deserved the ball. He won because he was the most famous player left in the tournament, held in his home region (South America). Scoring vs. Iran =/= anything special.

Hence the hate.
User avatar #141 to #140 - themilkisdead (07/15/2014) [-]
But that isn't his fault, it's not like he chose to have the golden ball. I don't see why people hate him for receiving an award, he couldn't control receiving in the first place.
#142 to #141 - yodawgiheard (07/15/2014) [-]
He didn't give it back, did he? He didn't say that he didn't deserve it. It's simple stuff. If I get the medal of honor for sitting on my ass browsing FJ, people will hate the people who gave me the medal AND ME. If I never give it back or indicate that I wasn't worthy, people who think that I didn't deserve the medal will continue to hate me.
User avatar #143 to #142 - themilkisdead (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay whilst I respect your opinion, that "medal of honour" metaphor doesn't work. Not trying to be offensive, or anything I'm just trying to say to me that doesn't seem to fit what's going on here.

Also, why would he give it back? That's even more disrespectful. That's spitting directly in the face of the people who thought you were worthy enough to be awarded that. There are times when you can be modest, but being too modest can come across as offensive, and perhaps maybe he never got the chance, at the time.

Also concerning your metaphor just because other people would hate you, in a certain situation. Does not mean you should always hate others in that certain situation.

Let me change your metaphor for you actually. Say you were a soldier, and your friend was also a soldier with you. He sacrifices himself to save you, and in turn gets paralysed from the waist down for life however you were the one to get the medal. Yes, you would believe people would hate you, but you wouldn't want to be hated. No one would.

Now imagine the roles were reversed. You sacrificed yourself, and you become paralysed from the waist down. Your friend got the medal. Would you hate that friend? Would you desire that medal?

Honestly (I don't think my metaphor was actually better. Sorry about that.) you can have whatever opinion, I won't judge you. But I just don't see why we should hate a man because of the award he was granted and not his characteristics?
#10 - Rascal (07/14/2014) [-]
wow didn't know messi was also a goalkeeper
#19 - samous (07/15/2014) [-]
mfw fifa chose messi for the ballon d'or.

srsly tho what did messi do in this world cup that was worth the trophy?
#45 to #19 - comradewinter ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
1. Not the Ballon d'Or, it's The Golden Ball. Ballon d'Or is for Player of the Year, Golden Ball is for best World Cup player.
2. He made it to the final and is a known face. He was digestive end product.
#24 to #19 - ariakon (07/15/2014) [-]
**ariakon rolled image** Think of it as a consolation prize for Messi being the only useful Argentinian player.
User avatar #109 to #24 - DiAnonLord (07/15/2014) [-]
Mascherano, Di Maria, Romero, Garay, Rojo, Biglia
#40 to #19 - ruped (07/15/2014) [-]
Argentina's (The team that came second, if you missed that.) entire World Cup was based on passing to Messi, having him draw 2-3 players around himself and/or getting past 2-3 players by himself, thereby leaving the rest of his team with time and space. Messi carried Argentina to the final.
#117 to #19 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
He scored against some farmers and fruit pickers in the group stage.
User avatar #27 to #19 - DiAnonLord (07/15/2014) [-]
every goal scored by argentina was scored by messi or messi was an instrumental part in the play

i don't think he deserved the golden ball and i'm argentinean! but he did play a good world cup, especially group phase which he basically won by himself
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User avatar #100 to #27 - campanapax (07/15/2014) [-]
i think that IS the reason he deserved it, he practically dragged argentina to finals but germany was too much even for him, i think he deserved it
User avatar #83 to #27 - strallee (07/15/2014) [-]
DI Maria carried the team, not Messi. Without Di Maria they were and are digestive end product. Messi was digestive end product 90% of the time. He did not even try to play good, he did not even run, he was running only when he had the ball. Everyone says he was digestive end product. Everyone tried to pass him the ball, that is why he scored that much. Like there we no other players, just Messi.
User avatar #108 to #83 - DiAnonLord (07/15/2014) [-]
Di Maria was a good player, he wasn't the one carrying the team, not by a longshot. In any case that would be Mascherano instead of Messi. Also, Messi ALWAYS plays like that, he always walks when he doesn't need to run

But mainly, it wasn't any ONE player who carried the entire team, maybe it was in group phase by Messi but in the last few games we played extraordinarily well because we were a team, and there wasn't any one player that was doing all the work
User avatar #119 to #108 - strallee (07/15/2014) [-]
" we played extraordinarily well " dude, you were **** the whole cup.
Messi does not play like that. He tried always his best, but this year that is not the case. He did not run, unless he gets the ball. He was not like that. No he is just lazy, and everyone played for him, and he played for no one.
User avatar #121 to #119 - DiAnonLord (07/15/2014) [-]
if we were **** the whole cup how come we got to the final? how come we played at the same level as germany and the netherlands? how come that in the entire world cup we only spent 8 minutes with a team having more goals than us?
User avatar #122 to #121 - strallee (07/15/2014) [-]
Pure luck dude, and you were not an attacking based team. At the same level? They were so much better than you, you just had more luck vs Holand.
User avatar #129 to #122 - DiAnonLord (07/15/2014) [-]
you really think that a team can get to the final of the world cup out of luck? vs the netherlands both teams were on the same level and vs germany it was pretty much the same level too, germany gaining an upper hand throughout the latter part of the game.

i'm not an expert on futbol, but i know that its not a game about luck and i know buthurt when i see it
#29 - italianchef (07/15/2014) [-]
>implying tim howard isnt the best goal keeper
#90 to #29 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
umm, for you're information usa lost and did not even make it to the finals.
#36 to #29 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
intense bodylove off america
you are bad and you should feel bad
#56 to #36 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
gotta love that soccer man.
#39 to #29 - ruped (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm an Evertonian so I've got a good reason to agree. But I'm pretty sure I'd still say Neuer is the best keeper.
I'm an Evertonian so I've got a good reason to agree. But I'm pretty sure I'd still say Neuer is the best keeper.
User avatar #96 to #39 - lolzordz (07/15/2014) [-]
that save, though technically acceptable, intense bodyloveing made me mad.
User avatar #134 to #39 - guitarnigger (07/15/2014) [-]
he is the best goalkeeper in the world, but i wouldnt say he was the best of the world cup that would be keylor navas
#114 to #39 - pentathengone (07/15/2014) [-]
I laughed for a full 5 minutes after that happened because the dude looked like he was going to cry. During the Dutch vs. Brazil game there was a stapled head and he kept playing.
#42 to #39 - mypetorangatang (07/15/2014) [-]
some real futball
#23 - CommonJoo (07/15/2014) [-]
Wooo World Cup. I love basketball!
#43 - foxlift ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Disney Wold Cup
#101 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
Nope wrong. Tim Howard is the best goalie currently in the world.
User avatar #102 to #101 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
Funny how he plays for Everton and Neuer plays for Bayern Munich.

Tim Howard played incredibly well but outside of the world cup he hasn't performed that well
User avatar #103 to #102 - theasguard (07/15/2014) [-]
Yes, but to annons defense the content does say "of the world cup." So it doesn't matter how they play outside of the cup.
User avatar #104 to #103 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
He said currently in the world

If he said that Howard performed the best out of any other goal keeper in the world cup then yeah I would probably agree. But best in the world.
User avatar #105 to #104 - theasguard (07/15/2014) [-]
Wow some how I over looked annons mistake by saying the world. My bad stranger dude, you are correct.
User avatar #126 to #102 - jollybollocks ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I disagree with your statement, despite Tim Howard playing for "just" Everton, he's an excellent keeper and one of the more solid keepers in the world. I agree that he isn't the best in the world, but "he hasn't performed that well" isn't really fair.
User avatar #127 to #126 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
He's just good. Nothing special.

Although I agree that a keeper being at a team they are obviously too good for doesn't help them. Just look at Jaaskelainen for Bolton. Easily one of the best keepers in the premier league and still at Bolton so he didn't really get that chance to shine.

But still Tim Howard isn't incredible just good.
User avatar #131 - mikoli (07/15/2014) [-]
and next to Neuer is the best player in the world right now
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