which one would you pick. the one with the big titties. AMI." -LE or ATTACK vs INTELLIGENCE RETARDED BELOW AVERAGE AVERAGE ABOVE AVERAGE ZERO POINT. After seeing the front ponytail I had to see if I could find an actual person with it...and of course its a stock photo.
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#10 - infinitereaper (12/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by yourinvisiblegf
wat the ****
I found a ********
a *******
Pony Tail
#1 - buhblu (12/27/2013) [-]
After seeing the front ponytail I had to see if I could find an actual person with it...and of course its a stock photo.
#2 to #1 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
I like the way she looks
User avatar #7 to #2 - berkut (12/28/2013) [-]
even if you dont actually see her face.
User avatar #9 to #7 - angreif (12/28/2013) [-]
it's better that way
#82 to #1 - cenderer ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
nice selfie
User avatar #84 to #1 - daentraya (12/28/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who has an overly great hatred for stock photos? Just any kind of people in any kind of stock photo just sets off this little bell of annoyance
User avatar #67 to #1 - fjaggot (12/28/2013) [-]
wtf is a stock photo?
#76 to #67 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
i want to know too
User avatar #4 to #1 - xplosevdiarrhea (12/28/2013) [-]
Looks like her head is on backwards.
#19 to #8 - justakewldewd (12/28/2013) [-]
My mother sucks cocks in hell? Tell me more....
My mother sucks cocks in hell? Tell me more....
#14 - nthmetal (12/28/2013) [-]
Explain this.
User avatar #24 to #14 - gorgeousleaf (12/28/2013) [-]
that counts as retarded
#33 to #14 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
Brite Futures (NPSH) - Sophisticated Side Ponytail (EXTENDED)
explained.
#29 to #14 - ksiolajidebtisboss (12/28/2013) [-]
I like you're sleeves.
User avatar #15 to #14 - azumeow (12/28/2013) [-]
Well, hers is on the side, thus making her an anomaly.
User avatar #41 to #14 - diggytits (12/28/2013) [-]
Socially Awkward?
User avatar #17 to #14 - makutasfinest (12/28/2013) [-]
It means that she's The One
#27 to #14 - CodeUltra (12/28/2013) [-]
Means her mom went to college.
User avatar #42 to #27 - mrdrpage (12/28/2013) [-]
Damn fj is on a roll tonight.
#6 - mankey (12/28/2013) [-]
#71 to #6 - hamadeo (12/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 to #6 - deathsreaper ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh Gray.. you could never figure women out could you
#51 - whathappenslive ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Who else here thinks pig tails on girls can be sexy as 			****		.
Who else here thinks pig tails on girls can be sexy as **** .
#65 to #59 - NachosNToast (12/28/2013) [-]
I frigging love KS references.
I frigging love KS references.
#66 to #65 - Sethorein (12/28/2013) [-]
And I love makin' 'em
User avatar #46 - Dairycow (12/28/2013) [-]
My girlfriend wears the above average like 80% of the time, it seems kinda trashy but i think its sexy, idk why...
User avatar #47 to #46 - Dairycow (12/28/2013) [-]
oh wait
>no gf
User avatar #23 - crutoncrazy (12/28/2013) [-]
The above average makes me look like a matronly German school teacher...
#26 to #23 - angelusprimus ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Danke.
#22 - kaycie (12/28/2013) [-]
I usually wear the average to keep it off my neck

If I wear the above average I look like that trophy from Hey Arnold (couldn't find a picture of its face)
#75 - MRfunnyFACE (12/28/2013) [-]
I know the jokes in the theoretical zero, but I am not sure where this fits
User avatar #36 - kveykva (12/28/2013) [-]
I've always worn above average all the rest feel funny and you can't sleep in them.
#54 - farblaze ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
fixed
#11 - zomaru (12/28/2013) [-]
I prefer Pigtails myself...
User avatar #16 to #11 - syntheticdoll (12/28/2013) [-]
I wore them for a time... I was really hard for me to make them and I think I looked quite stupid
User avatar #18 to #16 - zomaru (12/28/2013) [-]
I like longer hair, and Ponytails always look cumbersome and annoying.
But, what does it matter, Not like I'll ever get a girl any way.
User avatar #30 to #11 - amberc (12/28/2013) [-]
I would wear tehm more if my hair was longer, I think I look pretty cute in them :3
User avatar #31 to #30 - zomaru (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm sure you would
#61 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
The "above average" one is not a good ponytail - the hair tie loosens and slips too easily and then you have to spend more time trying to get all your hair out of your face and off your neck, and back into a ponytail. I wear the "average" one - it's low enough to be comfortable and loose, but high enough to keep hair off the neck and in the hair tie.
User avatar #69 to #61 - ewowo (12/28/2013) [-]
Am dude. Can only acceptable use above average ponytail.

YOU DON'T KNO MY PAIN.
User avatar #39 - altairibnlaahad (12/28/2013) [-]
So the relative wind is taken into consideration?
#56 - yulster (12/28/2013) [-]
I am retarded?
User avatar #72 to #56 - HenrikVIII (12/28/2013) [-]
Tena?
0
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User avatar #97 to #72 - yulster (12/29/2013) [-]
Close enough.. but no.. my name is Yokko
User avatar #100 to #97 - HenrikVIII (12/29/2013) [-]
Sorry then, you look just like her.
User avatar #101 to #100 - yulster (12/29/2013) [-]
Post pic of her?
#102 to #101 - HenrikVIII (12/29/2013) [-]
The girl on the left
#103 to #102 - yulster (12/29/2013) [-]
Hmmmm ... I dont think I look like her at all... i think its the blonde hair..
User avatar #104 to #103 - HenrikVIII (12/29/2013) [-]
You still look very alike, but the photo doesen't really do her justice. You look so much alike, i would swear she's you just ****** with me.
User avatar #105 to #104 - yulster (12/29/2013) [-]
so post more photos of her/me
User avatar #86 to #56 - turtletroll (12/28/2013) [-]
Did you even read the post?
User avatar #98 to #86 - yulster (12/29/2013) [-]
I though that you would have guess that I cannot read based on the fact that my ponytail is at the 'retarded' level....
User avatar #106 to #98 - turtletroll (12/29/2013) [-]
I don't really understand what you just said but sorry for being a smartass anyways
User avatar #108 to #106 - yulster (12/30/2013) [-]
You asked me if I read it, but the question is 'did you read it?' If I am retarded then I probably cannot read..
User avatar #109 to #108 - turtletroll (12/30/2013) [-]
I was just saying that if you saw the post you wouldn't need to ask everyone if you are retarded.

Obviously you aren't retarded.
User avatar #110 to #109 - yulster (12/30/2013) [-]
I am a dental nurse AND blonde, of course I am retarded
User avatar #111 to #110 - turtletroll (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh sorry I knew you were blonde but a dental nurse aswell? That must be a pretty tough condition to live with
#62 to #56 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
I think you are cute, because I am you
#79 to #56 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
Yo, be single, aigh? I'll hit you up, give me the numbers. you a fine ass blonde aigh? laterz
#60 to #56 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
yep
#73 to #56 - pongldr (12/28/2013) [-]
Yes you are.
User avatar #85 to #73 - goodadventures (12/28/2013) [-]
Sad ******* like you are embarrassing, literally mocking someone because she's a girl.
#88 to #85 - wormnation (12/28/2013) [-]
if the op was a guy he would be mocked aswell
#96 to #88 - yulster (12/29/2013) [-]
There you go
User avatar #95 to #88 - goodadventures (12/29/2013) [-]
except that simply isn't true, there was nothing wrong with the post, and frankly i think if a guy posted himself with the same hair he would have got thumbs up.

Every time a female posts you see that stupid vagina award, these dumb ******* are simply afraid of women in general, it's an embarrassment.
#112 to #95 - wormnation (01/07/2014) [-]
dont be upset
User avatar #93 to #85 - pongldr (12/28/2013) [-]
okey dokey.
#57 to #56 - smbiosis (12/28/2013) [-]
Seems about right.
User avatar #64 to #56 - Corak (12/28/2013) [-]
8/10 would bang
on her door to take her to a nice restaurant for dinner
#3 - jamesnothingtodo (12/28/2013) [-]
above average = more ez to grab here hair when you doggy o.o
#48 to #3 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
How true
#49 to #48 - ballwaffle (12/28/2013) [-]
have you ever so much that you accidentally potato?
#38 to #3 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
How old are you?
How old are you?
User avatar #43 to #38 - comexx ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Sauce, please?
User avatar #45 to #44 - comexx ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
**comexx rolls 76** Thanks man, have this attempt at dubs.
User avatar #83 to #43 - nustix (12/28/2013) [-]
Don't do it dude.
#5 to #3 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
The **** kind of a sentence is this
User avatar #55 to #5 - thepinkestofthepie (12/28/2013) [-]
Translation:
If the person that you are having sexual intercourse with matches the Above Average criteria, it is much easier to hold the hair in your hands during the "Doggy Style" sexual position, unlike other hairstyles.
#89 - mostlyjunk ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
I actually like the high ponytail
#78 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
Idunno man,I wear the above-average all the time and I'm dumb as **** .
User avatar #77 - Pip (12/28/2013) [-]
Pretty brave saying the avatar has below average intelligence
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