what if.... . I H -u your entire life over. ina. I don't think someone who gets a .50 cal bullet to the brain has 7 minutes of activity left. Not trying to be a gun nut at all(I don't even own a gun), just the
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#26 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
I don't think someone who gets a .50 cal bullet to the brain has 7 minutes of activity left. Not trying to be a gun nut at all(I don't even own a gun), just the only example I can think of.
User avatar #56 to #26 - hektoroftroy (05/14/2014) [-]
this is my favorite reaction image and I use it as often as I can. Glad to see it spreading
#10 - punorcib (05/13/2014) [-]
Well this guys brain aint gonna be doin' much after death that's for 			*******		 sure.
Well this guys brain aint gonna be doin' much after death that's for ******* sure.
#28 - jakeattack (05/13/2014) [-]
citation needed
User avatar #50 to #28 - brettyoke ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Not sure if totally scientifically accurate but I've seen explanations that it's caused by the mass release of REM by your brain. In small amounts, REM produces dreams, and the release of most or all of your remaining REM on death causes your memory to become hyperactive and recall every detail of your life.

Sounds a bit far-fetched to me, but I'd love for it to be true.
#42 - Crackheaddotcom (05/14/2014) [-]
BECAUSE I CAN FEEL MY NIPPLES
BECAUSE I CAN FEEL MY NIPPLES
User avatar #2 - hektoroftroy (05/13/2014) [-]
So, i should really be saying YOLT not YOLO
#8 to #2 - pebar (05/13/2014) [-]
great movie
User avatar #3 to #2 - fuckoatmeal (05/13/2014) [-]
Maybe you live infinitely and each time the 7 minutes end and you die again it starts another 7 minutes...
#33 to #3 - peanutmonkey (05/13/2014) [-]
You mean like a dream...   
 within a dream?
You mean like a dream...
within a dream?
#46 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
Shoot yourself. If it's a dream, you'll wake up and not be dead anymore. That's how dreams work. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
#41 - jakerszzzz (05/14/2014) [-]
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#30 - RyanTheLeet (05/13/2014) [-]
I'd actually be glad if that was true and I was in the middle of reliving my memories. Just means that I don't have to look forward to going through the embarrassing moments of my life again when I 			*******		 die.
I'd actually be glad if that was true and I was in the middle of reliving my memories. Just means that I don't have to look forward to going through the embarrassing moments of my life again when I ******* die.
User avatar #53 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/14/2014) [-]
Your life does flash before your eyes before you die.
This process is often referred to as "living".
#47 - murderouspotato (05/14/2014) [-]
But what if when you die in that dream the cycle begins again and you experience an infinite number of you life in that 7 minute and what is 7 minutes to everyone else, is eternity for you. Forgetting and then reliving your life over and over again?
User avatar #9 to #1 - Anonomousthirteen (05/13/2014) [-]
I've actually thought about this, and it doesn't really bother me all too much. If death is inevitable, why fear it? Why should death prevent you from living your life happily? Does it really matter if, every morning, I'm an entirely different person? That just means that more souls get to be happy like I am, even if it is just for a day.
User avatar #11 to #1 - kikisu (05/13/2014) [-]
If this is true then I must be dying a whole HELL of a lot. I sleep up to 14 hours a day, and pass out constantly.
#14 to #11 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
Well you should check yourself for diabetes then. Just saying.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kikisu (05/13/2014) [-]
I've got narcolepsy, it's a neurological disorder that makes you sleep a lot and pass out.
#19 to #15 - astarothaufromage (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh man, you are missing almost half of your life because of that. Please tell me you dream a lot or at least like naps.
User avatar #20 to #19 - kikisu (05/13/2014) [-]
I don't dream a lot, or if I do I barely ever remember them. Narc is caused by your brain regulating sleep wrong. I sleep so much/so often because I get put in REM (the dreaming) sleep even while awake. So I dream when I first fall asleep, and don't remember it as a consequence (I assume). I don't enjoy naps, because if I fall asleep I know I'll probably be sleeping for at least 7 hours. I can try and force myself to stay up, but that doesn't always work. I take some strong medicine to keep me up for most of the day, but even with that I get tired after less than 12 hours awake.
#17 to #15 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh, I've seen a documentary about narcolepsy. Seems very hard to live with it. Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #18 to #17 - kikisu (05/13/2014) [-]
Its not too hard, but thanks.
#29 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
No such danger for the one who made this up - he was brain-dead even when he was alive
#54 - raideoactivepilot (05/14/2014) [-]
Its sorta right. When you start to die your brain let out a 			****		 load of DMT that makes you trip your balls off than you have ever have in your entire life. (dmt is also released  when you dream, but only a fraction compared to the levels when you are start to die)  If you want to know what it would be like when you die,  get your hands on a good bit of DMT (its a pretty safe to take compared to LSD and shrooms)  and take some right before you go to sleep. :I  But that fact in that post. A fedora wearing neckbeard atheist told me that when i was 6 and 			******		 me up for a 4 years, giving me panic attacks and 			****		 because at times  because i could not figure out if i was alive or i' just laying somewhere dying.
Its sorta right. When you start to die your brain let out a **** load of DMT that makes you trip your balls off than you have ever have in your entire life. (dmt is also released when you dream, but only a fraction compared to the levels when you are start to die) If you want to know what it would be like when you die, get your hands on a good bit of DMT (its a pretty safe to take compared to LSD and shrooms) and take some right before you go to sleep. :I But that fact in that post. A fedora wearing neckbeard atheist told me that when i was 6 and ****** me up for a 4 years, giving me panic attacks and **** because at times because i could not figure out if i was alive or i' just laying somewhere dying.
#51 - cptfuzzybeard (05/14/2014) [-]
I feel like it wouldn't be reliving old memories, it'd be a dream worthy of the highest quality LSD.
User avatar #48 - demandsgayversion (05/14/2014) [-]
Wrong. Freddy Kreuger said it was only 10 seconds.
User avatar #45 - formeranony (05/14/2014) [-]
Because im not masturbating or at wk, and thats basically all i remember about life.
User avatar #44 - bakinboy (05/14/2014) [-]
A: your brain cells start to die at 4 1/2 minutes
B: you lose consciousness way before that
C: time is not stretched in a dream. you dream in real time
User avatar #49 to #44 - nudybooty (05/14/2014) [-]
Dreams don't last that long. They aren't measure in real time.
User avatar #43 - lorde (05/14/2014) [-]
My theory against this is, if you're dead, there's no oxygen being pumped through you, especially not to your brain, so those 7 minutes of 'activity' would probably be the 7 most retarded moments of your life.
But let's ignore that. In the last (supposed) 7 minutes of life, your brain wouldn't possibly be able to remember its entire life, day by day, as this pic is suggesting, no matter how short of a life.
Your brain would focus on making your last conscious moments pain-free and blissful.
tl;dr I have no life and wasted time actually typing this out
#40 - notfanciful (05/14/2014) [-]
If this is the case, then Nietzshe was correct; we will re-live our lives infinitely, due to recursion during the seventh minute.
User avatar #38 - PenguinsOfMars (05/14/2014) [-]
cause i do reality checks all the time fag.

do you even lucid?
User avatar #39 to #38 - fuckoatmeal (05/14/2014) [-]
oddly...yes lol
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