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well id die

well id die. I can barely stand it when my mom gets mad at me.... I want in show when either in Garden Ramsey has to sing in Simon Cornell and then Simon has he

I can barely stand it when my mom gets mad at me...

I want in show when either
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#2 - ohhh has deleted their comment [-]
#10 to #2 - predatoras (01/22/2014) [-]
"AT LEAST HITLER KNEW HOW TO ******* SING"
User avatar #1 - twentytwelve (01/22/2014) [-]
Why isn't this **** in the morbid channel?
User avatar #4 - leglesslegolegolas (01/22/2014) [-]
I thought the crumpets were absolutely dreadful.

YOUR VOICE WAS SO ******* STRAINED THAT A MONKEY HAVING SEX WITH A CAT WOULD SOUND MORE PLEASANT
#29 to #28 - navywannabe (01/22/2014) [-]
Speaking of black people...
#76 to #65 - thempc (01/22/2014) [-]
this is the best one by far
this is the best one by far
User avatar #7 - zeroxnight (01/22/2014) [-]
Simon Cowell doesn't even sing. He would not let himself get past American Idol's first round. Gordon Ramsey can practice what he teaches. Cowell is just a producer who can scout talent.
User avatar #70 to #7 - mutantpanda (01/22/2014) [-]
Ramsey is also a lot nicer. He is really hard on professional chefs, but he cuts amateur chefs a lot of slack, especially if they are humble. The difference between how he is on Masterchef vs Hell's Kitchen is shocking.
User avatar #74 to #70 - zeroxnight (01/22/2014) [-]
very true
User avatar #18 to #7 - jokexplain (01/22/2014) [-]
in both premises, Simon wouldn't sing.
so who cares?
#19 to #18 - justalie **User deleted account** (01/22/2014) [-]
In both premises, they would both get to do what their best at.
YELL AT EVERYONE!!
#20 to #7 - jvcjvc (01/22/2014) [-]
It does matter if he sings, he can still judge ffs.
#21 - funnyfuuuuuu (01/22/2014) [-]
Things are getting heated in this picture.
User avatar #49 - hashtronaut (01/22/2014) [-]
i don't get why people let these two get them so hurt, though.

Like... you already know they're both dicks. You're not shocked when you meet a homeless man and he doesn't smell like roses, right?
User avatar #54 to #49 - Haruhi (01/22/2014) [-]
GR isn't a dick
#56 to #54 - hashtronaut (01/22/2014) [-]
If he wasn't a dick, this post wouldn't exist.
If he wasn't a dick, this post wouldn't exist.
User avatar #62 to #56 - iphraem (01/22/2014) [-]
is that mallory archer?
#63 to #62 - hashtronaut (01/22/2014) [-]
Nah. it's from Arrested Development. But, I see the resemblance. Illuminati.
User avatar #71 to #63 - mindheistninetysev (01/22/2014) [-]
The woman who plays her actually plays Malory.
User avatar #77 to #71 - hashtronaut (01/22/2014) [-]
ah, right on. tbh I had to google mallory archer to find out who that was. Not familiar with Archer. Tried to watch it before, but.. couldn't get into it.
#83 to #77 - mindheistninetysev (01/23/2014) [-]
In my opinion, it's one of the best animated shows on television.
#84 to #83 - hashtronaut (01/23/2014) [-]
fair enough. I've only caught glimpses while surfing between commercials of other shows. It's probably one of those shows where I need to devote myself to appreciate it.    
Like, I had seen a few breaking bad episodes off and on and didn't quite..get the big deal..but then when i started w/ s1e1 and worked my way up .... It all made sense.   
   
Speaking of animated shows, I'm currently watching some good ol' Harvey.  did ya get that thing I sent ya?
fair enough. I've only caught glimpses while surfing between commercials of other shows. It's probably one of those shows where I need to devote myself to appreciate it.
Like, I had seen a few breaking bad episodes off and on and didn't quite..get the big deal..but then when i started w/ s1e1 and worked my way up .... It all made sense.

Speaking of animated shows, I'm currently watching some good ol' Harvey. did ya get that thing I sent ya?
User avatar #57 to #56 - Haruhi (01/22/2014) [-]
Gordon gets pissed at people for not having any passion in their cooking, and the reason why he yells and curses at everyone is because the producers make him.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hashtronaut (01/22/2014) [-]
k. just take a red thumb for your invalid opinion and be on your way.
User avatar #59 to #58 - Haruhi (01/22/2014) [-]
ohhh no red thumbs whatever shall I do? I care so much about how many thumbs I have.
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#60 to #59 - ohhh has deleted their comment [-]
#85 to #59 - hashtronaut (01/23/2014) [-]
oh yeah, never responded to this haha. well, anyway - that's not what I meant. What I mean is why sit here and argue about if YOU think he's a dick or not...getting pissed, yelling and cursing... regardless of the rest of that sentence - sounds like a dick to me... So, I disagreed with you via red thumb  because honestly nobody should really give two 			*****		 about what their fj level is    
   
And that was my point - if people go on the show and know what to expect, why do they allow it to affect them?   
   
But, anyway - just felt like i'd throw that in, since I noticed I hadn't responded. Here's an unrelated gif for your collection to show no hard feelings.
oh yeah, never responded to this haha. well, anyway - that's not what I meant. What I mean is why sit here and argue about if YOU think he's a dick or not...getting pissed, yelling and cursing... regardless of the rest of that sentence - sounds like a dick to me... So, I disagreed with you via red thumb because honestly nobody should really give two ***** about what their fj level is

And that was my point - if people go on the show and know what to expect, why do they allow it to affect them?

But, anyway - just felt like i'd throw that in, since I noticed I hadn't responded. Here's an unrelated gif for your collection to show no hard feelings.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Haruhi (01/23/2014) [-]
publicity, ratings, traffic, people going to the restaurant and paying just to see how bad it is compared to the show
User avatar #87 to #86 - hashtronaut (01/23/2014) [-]
..sigh..

you know what, just have another red thumb.
#43 - worldinthebest (01/22/2014) [-]
I like the last idea...
I like the last idea...
#37 - catburglarpenis (01/22/2014) [-]
Fun fact: After going on Hell's Kitchen, the contestants have to be immediately escorted to a room where they're pampered and psychologically counseled, because 2 or more of his show contestants killed themselves after being on his shows.

Source:www.omg-facts.com/Celebs/When-Contestants-Leave-Hells-Kitchen-The/56852

and just google "Hell's Kitchen Deaths"- I just did and it's worse than I thought. Gordon Ramsay has killed like 8 people by being really mean to them.
#39 to #37 - boobjiggle (01/22/2014) [-]
The people who killed themselves already had mental disorders before the show. It's important to know that it's not the single incident but a series of incidents that led up the harsh reality show conditions.

But, yes, essentially that show killed some people which is so disgusting.
User avatar #40 to #39 - catburglarpenis (01/22/2014) [-]
Disgustingly awesome right? High five man! Heil Hitler!
#42 to #40 - boobjiggle (01/22/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #46 to #44 - niggastolemyname (01/22/2014) [-]
reward for most acceptable D:
User avatar #47 to #46 - niggastolemyname (01/22/2014) [-]
*drum roll*
User avatar #48 to #47 - niggastolemyname (01/22/2014) [-]
** **************** rolls 716,775,738**
#73 - chrisel (01/22/2014) [-]
I would watch it.
User avatar #72 - guanyu (01/22/2014) [-]
The contestant should cook and sing for them at the same time.
User avatar #34 - bobthedilder (01/22/2014) [-]
Gordon Ramsey would kick Simon Cowell's ass.
#52 to #34 - mutzaki (01/22/2014) [-]
Simon seems a bit more muscular, but Ramsay is 13 cm taller. I'd give it to Ramsay as well.
Yes, I did have to google them shirtless and I feel dirty.
User avatar #17 - wolviewolverine (01/22/2014) [-]
Cowell is actually a pretty cool dude if you read about his life. I like him.
Also I like that he is witty and dark, because that is by far more interesting that empty "that was good, but maybe next time "
User avatar #35 to #17 - lotengo ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Ramsey is also a cool guy/loving father in real life
User avatar #50 to #35 - wolviewolverine (01/22/2014) [-]
yea, but he has stupid face
#23 - krayon (01/22/2014) [-]
**krayon rolls 66**
#68 to #23 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Sorry to break it to you
Sorry to break it to you
#78 to #75 - krayon (01/22/2014) [-]
I want to **** that.
#80 to #78 - krayon (01/22/2014) [-]
I regret nothing
User avatar #79 to #78 - thempc (01/22/2014) [-]
it's a sweetroll
User avatar #69 to #23 - aviators (01/22/2014) [-]
Either he has a tiny head or a thick-ass neck.
User avatar #45 to #23 - dehnoobshow (01/22/2014) [-]
Good, now you got dubs.
So stop
#81 to #45 - krayon (01/22/2014) [-]
**krayon rolls 574** NEVER!
#61 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (01/22/2014) [-]
#64 - demented (01/22/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, slow down there Satan.
#88 - therandomfjguy (04/30/2014) [-]
Gordon Ramsey? Bitch please, Eyvind Hellstrøm master race.
User avatar #55 - gragasvlad (01/22/2014) [-]
I would win that last one, I am aware i can't sing since i'm more or less tone deaf and I also know I can't make food that does not taste of ashes.
User avatar #53 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
I already know I can't sing for **** . And Gordon Ramsey's the only person I actually wouldn't mind yelling at me because, well, he's Gordon Ramsey.

So yeah. I can survive it.
User avatar #51 - indecisivejew (01/22/2014) [-]
I don't know about Simon, but if a person who clearly didn't know how to cook cooked for Ramsey, he'd probably actually be pretty cool about him. If you see his actual shows and not just out of context memes, he's usually pretty reasonable, and only really yells at people when he thinks they're too cocky and need to be knocked down a peg.

If someone who didn't know how to cook had to cook for him on a show, he'd probably just be like, "that's not very good, but I wasn't really expecting you to be, and here is how you can do it better next time." Or the shows producers would make him fake being ridiculously angry, because that's his character now.
User avatar #82 to #51 - ragingspacepanda (01/22/2014) [-]
from what I noticed he usually yells about food when it could be fatal if ingested (undercooked or something) or when he finds something amiss
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