weird sex things people do, part 2. . 3. the pirate when you blow a load in a chicks eve, then kick her in the shin. she then hops around on one leg with one ar pirate sex eyepatch hobbling
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weird sex things people do, part 2

3. the pirate
when you blow a load in a chicks eve, then kick her in the shin.
she then hops around on one leg with one are open yelling
that bitch the pirate
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#3 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 to #3 - mondominiman (10/27/2013) [-]
There was a video on **** of that.
User avatar #7 to #2 - lastweek (10/27/2013) [-]
The eiffel tower... that is the most bisexual thing I can ever imagine.
User avatar #9 to #7 - traks (10/27/2013) [-]
How is a 3-way bisexual?
User avatar #14 to #9 - lastweek (10/27/2013) [-]
The two guys make a plan to have a three way together and hold hands during it. A three way is either bi sexual, desperate, someone has absolutely no disgust or attraction to their own sex or someone has serious problems.
User avatar #10 to #2 - traks (10/27/2013) [-]
Alabama Jackhammer looks like a good way to break a neck though...
#26 to #2 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
"there is no example I can give"
horey shet I died
#1 - fjraps (10/26/2013) [-]
Some dick nectar in her eye and a kick to the shin
As she hobbles around, you know she's pissed again
You laugh at the effect of your shenanigans
'Cause she just yelled "Aaarrrrgh" like those raiding sailor men
#19 - stijnybe (10/27/2013) [-]
Dont forget about this one
User avatar #24 to #19 - listerthepessimist ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I prefer the term 'Cold Logging'
User avatar #16 - frankayy (10/27/2013) [-]
The Batman:

When doing a girl doggy style, reach for a torch/flashlight on your bedside table or whatever, and shine it at the wall in front of the girl shouting "To the batcave!". Whilst she looks up confused, slam your dick in to her arse.

The Lion King:

When having sex with a girl, pull out and cum into your hand. Using your thumb, wipe the cum across her forehead whilst whispering "Siimmmmbaaaaa".

#21 - mediumrarejews (10/27/2013) [-]
Dont forget this one
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User avatar #15 - alterednicolas (10/27/2013) [-]
I wonder if anyone has actually done this.
User avatar #13 - mariox (10/27/2013) [-]
Wolfbanging. That is all folks.
User avatar #8 - IamSofaKingdom (10/27/2013) [-]
Don't look up Alaskan Pipeline....





In before pictures of the actual pipeline.
User avatar #11 to #8 - traks (10/27/2013) [-]
Isnt that where you freeze a **** , and someone else uses it as a dildo?
#12 to #11 - IamSofaKingdom (10/27/2013) [-]
It saddens me to inform you of your correct guess/memory/thought/whatever.
#6 - akatsukipain (10/27/2013) [-]
sloppy jalopy - cum in your hand ans smack her in the face
User avatar #5 - cooliodude (10/26/2013) [-]
call that bitch iHop
#4 - erf (10/26/2013) [-]
add a ******* video
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