we're all fucked. couldn't b more true. No one helps you once you' re. Why get dressed after? All sticky and whatnot. Off to the shower with both of you for cleansing and aftercare. Note: You must have two showerheads, otherwise on fuck it dont get dressed Just Shag her again
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#7 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, you can get help if you pay extra.
Jokes on you, you can get help if you pay extra.
#5 - rollmania (08/05/2014) [-]
**rollmania rolled image** mfw I know I'll never get ******
#58 to #5 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
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#46 to #5 - John Cena (08/06/2014) [-]
Well...
#16 to #5 - antideadra (08/06/2014) [-]
Get down with yo bad self
Get down with yo bad self
User avatar #9 - thingexplain (08/05/2014) [-]
Why get dressed after? All sticky and whatnot. Off to the shower with both of you for cleansing and aftercare. Note: You must have two showerheads, otherwise one of you is going to be very cold.
#42 to #9 - autonomous (08/06/2014) [-]
Both take turns getting wet.
While one is under the shower head, the other is applying shampoo/soap.
Switch in when application is done and the other gets their turn to shampoo/soap.
The show is over when both are rinsed of their last shampoo/soap.

A closed door is preferred to keep the warm steam inside and no one is cold.
PS: Don't drop the soap, **** is loud.
#14 to #9 - dogziller ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
or you could get very close and clean each other. still get clean and warm
#26 to #9 - John Cena (08/06/2014) [-]
Who the **** has two shower heads?
User avatar #27 to #26 - thingexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
People with girlfriends, anon. No wonder you don't know.
User avatar #44 to #27 - guitarnigger (08/06/2014) [-]
sure, i once got into a 4-way and before we could begin they backed out because they checked first if i had enough showerheads and i only had 3. **** m8. btw wtf is wrong with you anon you didnt know?
#4 - agentmoleman (08/05/2014) [-]
**agentmoleman rolled image** What I ******
#22 - spidurman (08/06/2014) [-]
mfw i don't get helped
mfw i don't get helped
User avatar #3 - olmesy (08/05/2014) [-]
Could you imagine having someone assist you in getting dressed?

You'd have to be really compatible to avoid the inevitable reverse wedgie
#32 - samoaspider (08/06/2014) [-]
ofcourse she'll help you get you dressed, but that'll cost ya extra
User avatar #37 to #32 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
#25 - auesis ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Generally, we don't get dressed afterwards, we just lie there naked for hours and watch South Park or something.

I thought that was the norm.
User avatar #63 to #25 - hammarhead (08/06/2014) [-]
yeah, same here. That or just put our underwear back on, its more comfy cuddling.
#71 to #25 - pointblankhits (08/06/2014) [-]
After an hour or two you just feel like 			*******		 again, It's win, win
After an hour or two you just feel like ******* again, It's win, win
#72 to #71 - auesis ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Pretty much, yeah. Or after a while we get tired and just fondle each other while lazing about. 			******		 cash.
Pretty much, yeah. Or after a while we get tired and just fondle each other while lazing about. ****** cash.
#60 to #25 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
It should be.
It should be.
#11 - pictureperfectt (08/06/2014) [-]
**pictureperfectt rolled image** what I ****
User avatar #62 to #11 - hammarhead (08/06/2014) [-]
Fuhrer Fish?
#1 - fezzo (08/05/2014) [-]
>If you're ******
#13 - saladtongsofdeath (08/06/2014) [-]
actually, my ex used to dress me after sex, like put on my socks and shoes and then put on my shirt while at the same time rub my back and chest... it was kinda bonding afterwards... like spending as much time together before i go back home
User avatar #57 to #13 - spermbank ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Are you in a long distance relationship?
User avatar #75 to #57 - rawryrawr (08/11/2014) [-]
oh hay can i store some sperm
#45 to #13 - dronenortle (08/06/2014) [-]
That sounds pretty sweet.
#51 to #45 - saladtongsofdeath (08/06/2014) [-]
**saladtongsofdeath rolled image**  it was.... god i miss her
**saladtongsofdeath rolled image** it was.... god i miss her
User avatar #39 to #23 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
#10 - Sworley (08/06/2014) [-]
ah yes, i can relate because i have indeed experienced the before and after sex moments
ah yes, i can relate because i have indeed experienced the before and after sex moments
User avatar #41 to #10 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
#28 to #10 - sedativechunk (08/06/2014) [-]
Congradulations.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Sworley (08/06/2014) [-]
i guess that was my poor attempt at being funny, it happens often
#31 to #29 - Orc (08/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I don't know if you were trying to be sarcastic or not, but that's the way I took it, so I found it kind of funny.
User avatar #33 to #31 - Sworley (08/06/2014) [-]
yes i was, guess it didnt come off like that. im on this site a little too often for that statement to be true.
User avatar #59 - ilovesprite ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Well obviously no one ******* helps you get dressed after sex. That has to be the most awkward thing anyone would do after sex.
User avatar #70 to #59 - pointblankhits (08/06/2014) [-]
Beat me to it
#18 - xcoreyx (08/06/2014) [-]
Not true. My ex-gf and I would almost always dress each other afterwards. It was kinda fun, but for some reason she didn't like the way I put her bra on. Even though I thought it to be the "normal" way. I guess movies do lie.
User avatar #20 - penileburglar (08/06/2014) [-]
I don't put clothes on after sex, we go to ******* sleep.

If you still have energy left to worry about clothes, you didn't have enough sex yet. Or didn't have good enough sex.
#2 - nibor (08/05/2014) [-]
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#61 - melolicious (08/06/2014) [-]
Why would you get dressed after sex??



I love to lay with the girl naked afterwards and maybe even fall asleep naked with her.



You all sound like a couple of parents..
#64 to #61 - foxranger (08/06/2014) [-]
Because some of us have jobs and a life and 			****		 to do. Dont get me wrong, Id love to lay around all day but I got 			****		 to do bro.
Because some of us have jobs and a life and **** to do. Dont get me wrong, Id love to lay around all day but I got **** to do bro.
#65 to #64 - melolicious (08/06/2014) [-]
Because laying around in the evening after sex totally screws up your life and takes away all your time..
#66 to #65 - foxranger (08/06/2014) [-]
Easy there tiger. I'm just explaining another viewpoint. I sometimes lay around after, like the evening as you say. But other times I have things to do as does she. Type A, cant sit around for long.
#67 to #66 - melolicious (08/06/2014) [-]
I'm just explaining why you're a hypocrit
#69 to #67 - foxranger (08/06/2014) [-]
Well I guess you told me, huh?
Well I guess you told me, huh?
#68 to #61 - John Cena (08/06/2014) [-]
Some of us have wives and girlfriends we need to get back to.
#56 - theoneky (08/06/2014) [-]
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