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#20 - igotthuggery (02/19/2014) [-]
Anyone remember these ******* ? I knew what a penis felt like before touching my own.
User avatar #66 to #20 - maybehuman (02/19/2014) [-]
saw one in a dollarama when i was 12, lifted it up, got super disgusted, laught, trow's it at my sister's, they pick it up and put it away, they are youger than me.
User avatar #74 to #20 - mephistesulfurion (02/25/2014) [-]
I had a green one.
I never understood the point of these...
User avatar #43 to #20 - tpman (02/19/2014) [-]
I always thought about sticking my dick in it.
now i feel gay.
thanks this is great.
#44 to #43 - ryander (02/19/2014) [-]
my friend did it. he only told me he'd done it after he made me grab it
User avatar #45 to #44 - tpman (02/19/2014) [-]
well?
how was It?
8 out of ten? stick the dick in again?
#24 to #20 - fuckallthelobsters (02/19/2014) [-]
is that really what dicks feel like?  i'm not sure how to feel about this...
is that really what dicks feel like? i'm not sure how to feel about this...
User avatar #25 to #24 - endface (02/19/2014) [-]
WHy do you care, you **** lobsters.
#28 to #26 - endface (02/19/2014) [-]
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#30 to #28 - fuckallthelobsters (02/19/2014) [-]
whatcha gonna do about it, faggot?  jk. hello, friend.
whatcha gonna do about it, faggot? jk. hello, friend.
#31 to #30 - endface (02/19/2014) [-]
Take you on an epic journey.
#32 to #31 - fuckallthelobsters (02/19/2014) [-]
show me the world, bby.
#33 to #32 - endface (02/19/2014) [-]
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#27 to #24 - igotthuggery (02/19/2014) [-]
If you felt one, you would know.
User avatar #29 to #27 - fuckallthelobsters (02/19/2014) [-]
i think i'll just get some of those water dildos and call it a day.
#73 to #29 - rollmeanddie ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Nah, man, Wangsworth is the best dildo around.

that, and King Dong, but that's a story for another day.
User avatar #72 to #24 - rollmeanddie ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, it depends. Some have a firmer feel, even when soft, some are veiny or ridgy, some are kinda waxy. It's mostly genetics, any underlying conditions, what kind of soap/lotion they use, and, of course, arousal.

Mine, for instance, is really smooth, and rarely gets that squishy unless I'm working out or cold or swimming or nervous. It is kinda flexible and stretchy even when hard, though.

Just go out and find the kind of dick you feel least uncomfortable with, because, let's face it, they're all kind of weird lookin' and feelin'.
User avatar #59 to #24 - duelknight (02/19/2014) [-]
You don't know what a dick feels like?
User avatar #58 to #24 - cookiecoketwo (02/19/2014) [-]
Basically.
#49 to #20 - churdles (02/19/2014) [-]
I popped one of these in my dad's car


I walked home
#40 to #1 - bann ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
It kinnda sounds like sex if you got for side to side
User avatar #68 to #1 - thespartanpony (02/19/2014) [-]
remember to refresh the page every once in a while because the sticky wears off as you use it
#54 to #1 - okaythen (02/19/2014) [-]
Completely unrealistic. It didn't lose all of it's stickiness after it stuck to something 2 times.
User avatar #23 to #1 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I made it go through the borders and I can't get it out.

I think I win.
#11 to #1 - wotterpatch (02/19/2014) [-]
Thought it said ass stretchy hand...i was afraid to click it
#2 to #1 - salutejr (02/18/2014) [-]
At first I thought this was pointless and boring but I found myself playing with it for 30 minutes
#6 to #2 - nikolaier (02/18/2014) [-]
the feeling when you menage to hang it from the ceiling on one finger
User avatar #9 to #1 - thepandaking (02/19/2014) [-]
I have a ******* essay to write and I'm just sitting here slapping a digital sticky hand onto the borders of a white page...
#13 to #9 - melllvinnn (02/19/2014) [-]
I have a 			*******		 essay to write too and I'm just sitting here slapping a digital sticky hand onto the borders of a white page.
I have a ******* essay to write too and I'm just sitting here slapping a digital sticky hand onto the borders of a white page.
User avatar #15 to #13 - thepandaking (02/19/2014) [-]
did you copy paste my comment just to put an appropriate picture with it?
I like it.
#17 to #15 - melllvinnn (02/19/2014) [-]
I put the word "too" too. It was an original comment. Completely different than yours.
User avatar #22 to #17 - thepandaking (02/19/2014) [-]
it actually took me a minute to realize that, the 'too' did in fact completely change the message you were sending. I should really write my essay and stop dabbling in these things.
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User avatar #62 to #10 - adplum (02/19/2014) [-]
i got banned last time i posted this.
User avatar #19 to #10 - kwizzy (02/19/2014) [-]
You're probably gonna get flagged for that.
User avatar #36 to #10 - xxkelevraxx (02/19/2014) [-]
Is it bad I scrolled down KNOWING this would be posted?
#55 to #10 - saxplaya (02/19/2014) [-]
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#60 to #55 - xxmemosxx (02/19/2014) [-]
That's ******* disgusting!!

source?
#56 to #10 - squiblles (02/19/2014) [-]
awesome
#61 to #10 - datlaugh (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh my.
#47 to #10 - rustlingthejimmys ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Thanks, i was eating.
#57 to #47 - crimsonsunshine (02/19/2014) [-]
I can only hope it was green jello
I can only hope it was green jello
#52 - mrgoodlove (02/19/2014) [-]
Everybody's face when I hit the target
#42 - pianoz (02/19/2014) [-]
HFW it sticks
#51 to #42 - mvtjets (02/19/2014) [-]
MFW it sticks
User avatar #37 - justthisonceiguess (02/19/2014) [-]
Every damn time. I could only keep one sticky for a day at most before my cat's ******* hair was all over it.



This may or may not be directly proportional to the amount of times I thwacked my cat with it.
#53 - futonshinobi (02/19/2014) [-]
I like this one.
User avatar #75 to #53 - joshlol (03/02/2014) [-]
I MISS THESE
User avatar #12 - gayobliteratorhere (02/19/2014) [-]
scribble ripple just the psycho pass over to anus cop cavity wouldn't

bout it was the fragrance clear

still anyways pizzazz cult

mire couldn't as had to cinnamon bun island dead is princess of flames
#65 to #12 - soloman (02/19/2014) [-]
Why did I thumb this up?
User avatar #69 to #65 - gayobliteratorhere (02/20/2014) [-]
your reason still not slave servant should only just comp

box would be fetish

even the cards are eggs

like the silencer can't vent enough penis
#70 to #69 - soloman (02/20/2014) [-]
I like how your'e the one that thumbed me down, as if I should have understood. Am I missing something here? Should I be understanding this?
User avatar #71 to #70 - gayobliteratorhere (02/20/2014) [-]
It is worth wurst

like whores can't just further win

see natural neutral wouldn't goat claim

there facts can't finger the middle artery
User avatar #16 - phoenixdowner (02/19/2014) [-]
and then it got all gross and covered in dirt
User avatar #67 - metalcoldreaper (02/19/2014) [-]
Smacking it onto the ceiling and watching it stay up there...

..then wonder what plopped into your coffee 8 years later.
#64 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
Mine stuck to the ceiling for a few weeks.
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User avatar #14 - mutzaki (02/19/2014) [-]
Either way, your hand is gonna be sticky from the anticipation of touching dat fine ass.
#8 - otroviciado (02/19/2014) [-]
**otroviciado rolled a random image posted in comment #7792624 at Safe For Work Random Board ** dat ass
User avatar #7 - dildodude (02/19/2014) [-]
**dildodude rolled a random comment #356653 posted by saltyfries at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
Soldier is simple class
have you played the Citadel DLC yet?

I once slapped my little sister in the eye with that thing..still feels bad
User avatar #4 - psychadelicace (02/18/2014) [-]
I use to love these ******* things
#3 - anoner (02/18/2014) [-]
i think they got banned in the UK because someone wrapped it round a kids neck or some **** .
#5 to #3 - shadowgandalf (02/18/2014) [-]
No, that was the ball version. It happened around 2003-2005
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