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#97294 - mikhailovych (08/01/2012) [-]
-Playing Day Z
-See a bandit scavenging a building I was going to scavenge
-I've only got a hatchet and im almost dead, he has an M16 with underslung M203
-I hide out of sight waiting till he's done and i'll take whats left
-Suddenly some random runs over a hill and down the road with about 20-30 zombies chasing him
-The random stops in front of the bandit and types into the chat "Eat a bag of dicks arsehole"
-The zombies massacre them both
-MFW
User avatar #97304 to #97294 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
That is funny as hell
#97302 to #97294 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
That random is a fucking hero.
Reminds me of the time I saved a guys life only to be shot by a guy who walked in the room seconds later. I'll tell the whole story if you wish.
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User avatar #97306 to #97302 - mikhailovych (08/01/2012) [-]
i've got time, go ahead
User avatar #97327 to #97306 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Well my friend, it's a tale of fear, injustice and friendship. So pull up a chair and prepare yourself.

Our story begins with me starting outside a large town, and my usual plan in DayZ is "Fuck barns" and I usually run for the churches in the towns. Theres good loot there and I'm clever and usually survive running my ass there. So I did that and I was being chased by a bunch of zombies. I run into the church and close the door, thanking all manner of fuck I was alive. I turn around and see two guys, with guns, aiming them both right at me. I brace myself, expecting imminent death, but thought I'd try and ask them to let me stay. Shockingly, they did. I was very relieved, and they said they were about to leave the place anyway and go on an adventure but I decided to stay and grab some of the supplies they didn't take and wait around a bit.

This is where things get serious. Shortly after they leave, I hear gunshots. "Oh my god" I think, assuming they are in jeopardy but I was weaponless, I couldn't save them. I continued to wait and suddenly, the two guys burst through the door, a few zombies chasing them, one guy bleeding. They didn't have bandages either. "NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH" I said, and I bandaged the guy up, saving his life. We looked at each other silently, and a short moment later, another guy walks in, also with a gun. The two guys point their gun at him and he points at them. I just stand there watching this. Suddenly, the guy who ran in turns to me. FUCKING BANG. Shoots me, lost about 8000 blood instantly and I had 12000. I try to run but I die shortly after. I don't know what happened from their, if the others guys killed him or he killed them. All I know is, I at least died a hero.
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User avatar #97331 to #97330 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Is good story.
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