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User avatar #61498 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
My horse just pushed me off a bridge, there was no need. I'm angry now
User avatar #61524 to #61498 - Gandalfthewhite (06/29/2012) [-]
i'm starting to hate the horses in skyrim. they had a purpose but fucking shadow mere has to get involved in all of my fights and just gets in the way
User avatar #61506 to #61498 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
I named my house McBeth. We had such fun on our adventures, like the time she kicked a bear to death. Then, after hearing about how easy and game breaking it was, I tried riding her up the side of a mountain. We made it 10 feet then she fell to her death.

I think your horse doing that to you is karmic pay-back for me basically killing mine...
User avatar #61512 to #61506 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
Well bugger me silly, I'm just gonna kill loads of horses now and make them try to pay you back for paying me back
#61531 to #61512 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
Do that, and Golbat will eat you in your sleep.
User avatar #61534 to #61531 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
I'll be fine unless he uses confuse ray, then I'll just be really angry instead of in pain. Fucking confuse ray
User avatar #61504 to #61498 - basementgoblin (06/29/2012) [-]
Red Dead Redemption? My horse always walks away from me when I call him. He moves just fast enough to where I can't get close enough to jump on him but he's still just out of reach.
User avatar #61509 to #61504 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
Nah, good old Skyrim fucking with me
User avatar #61514 to #61509 - basementgoblin (06/29/2012) [-]
Ah I see. At least he's not fighting everything in Skyrim, dying and wasting a good 1000 gold.
User avatar #61516 to #61514 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
He was fighting but then he just stopped for no reason and decided to run into me.

I'm not sure if he can die
User avatar #61518 to #61516 - basementgoblin (06/29/2012) [-]
If it's shadowmere the only thing that can kill him is falling from tall heights I believe.
User avatar #61521 to #61518 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
Well that's a pretty good deal
User avatar #61525 to #61521 - basementgoblin (06/29/2012) [-]
It is, but as soon as Dawnguard comes to the PS3 I'm ditching Shadowmere for that skeleton horse.
User avatar #61533 to #61525 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
WOAH hold your shit, a skeleton horse?
User avatar #61538 to #61533 - basementgoblin (06/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, in the Dawnguard DLC you can get a spell that lets you summon an undead skeleton horse covered in blue flames. You can dismiss it whenever you're done using it like a regular familiar.
User avatar #61545 to #61538 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
Aww fuck I might buy it right this second
User avatar #61549 to #61545 - basementgoblin (06/29/2012) [-]
Apparently the quest to get him is piss easy too. Just find where his skull is, kill 4 flying skeleton things, and return the skull to unlock the spell.
User avatar #61577 to #61549 - arsecandle (06/29/2012) [-]
Sounds to good to be true
User avatar #61590 to #61577 - basementgoblin (06/29/2012) [-]
I thought so too then I saw a video guide about it. If you know where to walk the whole thing will take you about two minutes, and that's not including talking to the NPC to get the quest.
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