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#335649 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Do I play Dawn of War and blow up everything in sight for the glory of Khorne because Chaos is fucking delicious or do I play Skyrim and finally put an end to the disgusting Vampire filth?
#335740 to #335649 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
why not fight for Papa Nurgle?
#335743 to #335740 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Because Nurgle is the fucking rival god of Tzeentch.
And Tzeentch just so happens to be my favourite.
#335940 to #335743 - nurgle
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(02/11/2013) [-]
:(
#335745 to #335743 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
all of the gods are rivals, they all want the immaterium and materium to be ruled by them, they only work together in certain situations for Chaos Undivided.
#335748 to #335745 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Yeah they are all rivals but each one has a particular, extra hatred for another.

Khorne hates Slaneesh, Tzeentch hates Nurgle.
#335768 to #335748 - fargone
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Khorne also hates Tzeentch quite a bit too. You almost never see sorcerers in Khornate armies.
#335775 to #335768 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
That too, but, he hates Slaneesh more.

Poor Tzeentch, no one likes him.
:(
#335779 to #335775 - fargone
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(02/11/2013) [-]
I like Tzeentch the best of the four. Khorne just seems uninspired, Nurgle is gross, and Slaanesh is Slaanesh. The Changer of Ways is where it's at.
#335942 to #335779 - nurgle
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Well fuck you too buddy
#335794 to #335779 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Nurgle is gross but he protects his followers and gives them them safety of no pain and when they die, they become part of the universe again which brings happienss to some
#335782 to #335779 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Khorne is fun, but not clever enough. It's so simple, it's not theatrical or clever.
Nurgle is gross, though I enjoy a good plague, that shits gross and he ruins Tzeentch's shit all the time. Which is just fucking rude, he spends all that time making a plan and dickface here ruins it.
Slaneesh, that shits just selfish and would get boring after a while.

Tzeentch, with the most power over the warp, the guy who calls together the gods sometimes, the god of the Thousand Sons, The best.
#335790 to #335782 - fargone
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(02/11/2013) [-]
The Thousand Sons are so cool. They're like wizards in space. I wish their models looked cooler so I could build an army of them.
#335793 to #335790 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?
That Egyptian look they got going on is fucking badass.

And this is my wallpaper.
#335809 to #335793 - fargone
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(02/11/2013) [-]
They look cooler in pictures than they do as little plastic models. Because their so small, the crest on their helmet ends up being really thick so it won't break off, making them look very silly. And the scale is weird, so the crest is nearly half as tall as they would be without it.
This is not what the models look like.
#335850 to #335809 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Looks fine to me.
#335865 to #335850 - fargone
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(02/11/2013) [-]
I've always liked their Pre-Heresy armor and colors better. And I think part of the reason why I don't like those models is because I know that I would fuck up the stripes when I paint them.
#335868 to #335865 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
I have a soft spot for Egyptian shit, so that one is really fucking neat to me.

And I can't paint either, I can probably never buy the actual things.
#335750 to #335748 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
fair enough. I'm not quite sure who I would worship... nurgle would be nice because I wouldn't fear death or pain but then khorne gives me the right to kill everyone while slaanesh doesn't really appeal to me and tzeentch I would need to be a psyker sooo
#335754 to #335750 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Don't NEED to be a Psyker. Just, he gives more powers to them. Hell, who knows, maybe he can make someone a Psyker.
#335755 to #335754 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
yeah but it wouldn't be as nice without being a psyker.. I'd probably go Nurgle, hell he is probably the nicest one since he is called Papa Nurgle
#335941 to #335755 - nurgle
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(02/11/2013) [-]
I love you
#335950 to #335941 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
well then, wasn't expecting that
#335761 to #335755 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Imagine being an Alpha Plus Psyker and being a follower of Tzeentch.   
   
Alpha Plus Psykers are capable of snapping Battle Titans in half with ease, summoning giant fucking hoards of Daemons, destroying entire worlds, they are so unbelievably powerful. One that worships Tzeentch would be fucking incomprehensibly powerful.   
   
It'd be delicious.
Imagine being an Alpha Plus Psyker and being a follower of Tzeentch.

Alpha Plus Psykers are capable of snapping Battle Titans in half with ease, summoning giant fucking hoards of Daemons, destroying entire worlds, they are so unbelievably powerful. One that worships Tzeentch would be fucking incomprehensibly powerful.

It'd be delicious.
#335776 to #335761 - fargone
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(02/11/2013) [-]
If I remember right, Alpha Plus is only even on the Assignment so the Emperor can be Alpha Plus Plus and so people can quantify how OP their character is in bad fanfiction. Human minds can't handle Alpha level psionics, so Alpha Pluses probably just pop like balloons.
#335778 to #335776 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Oh no, they exist. They are just so exceedingly rare theres so few shit about them.

Otherwise, who the fuck are they executing?
#335781 to #335778 - fargone
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Well that's just what Lexicanum says. I've never heard of one outside of that one entry.
#335785 to #335781 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
They either go insane and probably kill themselves, get possessed and die or get executed.

So I think that'd be why.
#335788 to #335785 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
I do think I heard about their abilities causing their heads to get fucked up and damn near pop like fargone said
#335791 to #335788 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
DELICIOUS.
#335792 to #335791 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
yep
#335766 to #335761 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
you'd think to have that power you'd need to worship him
#335774 to #335766 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
No, just be ungodly lucky.

Apparently most Alpha Plus Psykers are executed by the Imperium. Like, on sight. They only capture them if it's a near guarantee that they can.
#335777 to #335774 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
I'd understand that, don't even let them get a chance to do anything.
#335725 to #335649 - fargone
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(02/11/2013) [-]
So you're choosing between blood for the blood god and blood for the blood god?
#335727 to #335725 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
I played Dawn of War.

I was playing as the Orkz against the Imperial Guard. The Ultimate Apocalypse mod made it interesting. I think I got at least 2000 Orks killed. And after a while it was just a standoff, they wouldn't fucking stop.
#335730 to #335727 - fargone
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#335739 to #335730 - syrenthra
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(02/11/2013) [-]
better version
#335657 to #335649 - enviousjellyfish ONLINE
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Dawn of Skyrim.
#335661 to #335657 - EdwardNigma
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Why do I bother asking?
#335664 to #335661 - enviousjellyfish ONLINE
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Skyrim of War?