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zzzryan

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Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:3/14/2014
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:27
FJ Points:-77

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    Uploaded: 06/20/12
    Oh the agony Oh the agony

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#99 - Notice: all these women are white.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on 10 Women Murderers 0
User avatar #104 - desiduratum (09/14/2013) [-]
The whities are always the craziest...
#13 - ha! 08/07/2013 on Facepalm 0
#36 - Lighten up, man.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on Man pushes woman on subway... -10
#38 - therulethirtyfour (04/06/2013) [-]
Did you just tell me to lighten up when your posts have been about how attempted murder is a part of natural selection, making some lame attempt to compare yourself to a more philosophical Eminem, and claim that you know that the human essence is random violence?

Go back to your freshman philosophy class kid.
#24 - I see nothing wrong. Just natural selection making its selecti…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Man pushes woman on subway... -20
#34 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
You've succumb to your own elements. You can't even demonstrate the ability to keep a living conscience. Good job at manning up to your own dominance issues.
#31 - therulethirtyfour (04/06/2013) [-]
>implying that natural selection is based on random acts of violence from individuals with no tangible benefit to the aggressor
>implying that shoving someone and endangering their life is a "life lesson"
>implying that you're holding a microphone
>implying that you're Eminem in 8 Mile
>implying that you won an argument and didn't just metaphorically vomit onto a keyboard with a twelve year old's understanding of what natural selection is
>implying that you know anything about the human condition
#36 - zzzryan (04/06/2013) [-]
Lighten up, man.
#38 - therulethirtyfour (04/06/2013) [-]
Did you just tell me to lighten up when your posts have been about how attempted murder is a part of natural selection, making some lame attempt to compare yourself to a more philosophical Eminem, and claim that you know that the human essence is random violence?

Go back to your freshman philosophy class kid.
#7 - She deserved to fall with that type of coordination  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Man pushes woman on subway... -72
#15 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
shes in heels idiot
User avatar #10 - lolokoko (04/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, its not like she was pushed or something.
#24 - zzzryan (04/06/2013) [-]
I see nothing wrong. Just natural selection making its selection and allowing no-one to provide protective protection this mans aggression is another life lesson that violent presence is a part of the human essence. *drops mic*
#34 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
You've succumb to your own elements. You can't even demonstrate the ability to keep a living conscience. Good job at manning up to your own dominance issues.
#31 - therulethirtyfour (04/06/2013) [-]
>implying that natural selection is based on random acts of violence from individuals with no tangible benefit to the aggressor
>implying that shoving someone and endangering their life is a "life lesson"
>implying that you're holding a microphone
>implying that you're Eminem in 8 Mile
>implying that you won an argument and didn't just metaphorically vomit onto a keyboard with a twelve year old's understanding of what natural selection is
>implying that you know anything about the human condition
#36 - zzzryan (04/06/2013) [-]
Lighten up, man.
#38 - therulethirtyfour (04/06/2013) [-]
Did you just tell me to lighten up when your posts have been about how attempted murder is a part of natural selection, making some lame attempt to compare yourself to a more philosophical Eminem, and claim that you know that the human essence is random violence?

Go back to your freshman philosophy class kid.
#83 - I've been laughing at this for 20 minutes now. 03/20/2013 on North Korea Problems 0
#46 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on my potato 0
#48 - AztecJew Comment deleted by zzzryan
#21 - You talk like this in person? 03/08/2013 on KFC 0
#12 - I always imagine this cat sounding like squidward.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on crumpy cat hits again 0
User avatar #23 - konradkurze (03/07/2013) [-]
why would you want this awesome cat to sound like a whiny nasal-voiced jew?

if anything, this cat should have a old man voice like gene hackman
#55 - The tags made me smile. :) 12/09/2012 on Facebook (1) +1
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