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    Growing up Growing up
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    Facebook (1) Facebook (1)
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    Toughtful pup Toughtful pup
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    One day my son.. One day my son..
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    During a flood in Slovenia During a flood in Slovenia
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    Clint don't take no hipster shit Clint don't take no hipster shit

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#134140 - The less time you have been lifting, the more it will hurt aft… 05/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#7 - But which sucks more dick for money/irony? 08/12/2013 on Homeless vs. Hipster +1
#179 - Yeah but have you actually put any work in ever? People don't … 08/12/2013 on Digital art comp +2
#75692 - Recommend me some contemporary rock to put on my ipod before a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#75700 - szymonf (08/10/2013) [-]
I LOVE THE MONKEYS! I'M GOING TO SEE THEM AGAIN THIS SEPTEMBER IN T.O.
check out my earlier posts www.funnyjunk.com/music/75506#75506
I can also add The Stooges and the Band to the list for now.
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#75699 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/10/2013) [-]
Wolfmother?
#38841 - The fact that they've wasted all their life and everything the…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Religion Board 0
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#38858 - cabbagemayhem (08/09/2013) [-]
That's not it. It has more to do with them knowing in their heart that it's true. If they didn't, then they would easily abandon it, just like many of you have.
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#38843 - jokeface (08/08/2013) [-]
Not necessarily everything. If someone created a time machine and went back to observe how life came to be, and they found that evolution was indeed how it happened, and they revealed this to the world, the only thing that would change about the Christian faith is that everyone would suddenly believe in theistic evolution.

And yes, heaven is the ultimate utopia, but if the brain really does just shut off and the consciousness cease to exist, then what's wrong with that? It's not like we can perceive of nothingness.
#38836 - Probably fear.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Religion Board 0
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#38837 - jokeface (08/08/2013) [-]
Fear of what? If evolution is real we have nothing to lose.
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#38882 - jokefake (08/09/2013) [-]
Because I think that only the christian god is possible, and that wasting your life isn't that bad.
Thinking things through thouroughly is sooooo hard. So I tend not to do it.
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#38841 - zzonked (08/08/2013) [-]
The fact that they've wasted all their life and everything they believed in is wrong.

I'm just answering the first sentence, which also means they are missing out on heaven which is supposed to be quite nice too.
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#38858 - cabbagemayhem (08/09/2013) [-]
That's not it. It has more to do with them knowing in their heart that it's true. If they didn't, then they would easily abandon it, just like many of you have.
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#38843 - jokeface (08/08/2013) [-]
Not necessarily everything. If someone created a time machine and went back to observe how life came to be, and they found that evolution was indeed how it happened, and they revealed this to the world, the only thing that would change about the Christian faith is that everyone would suddenly believe in theistic evolution.

And yes, heaven is the ultimate utopia, but if the brain really does just shut off and the consciousness cease to exist, then what's wrong with that? It's not like we can perceive of nothingness.
#54 - Why not just kill and eat it?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on DUCKING SCIENCE! 0
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#58 - reconred (08/08/2013) [-]
Probably a pet.
#89053 - Just put it out of sight then I guess. The initial hurt is why…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#89054 - sundip (08/07/2013) [-]
I've got the plush toy hidden in my bedside table and her clothes are hanging up in my wardrobe.

It's nice to have, but they still sting a little. Maybe in time it'll get better.
#89052 - Yeah. Also I think a lot of the guys on the internet … 08/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#89051 - Just see what she does and react. If she's standoffish then yo… 08/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0