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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox
X-box Gamertag: wor Crashy
Interests: Gravity Falls, ADTR and 1975.
Date Signed Up:1/18/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:London Britainland
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Content Ranking:#351
Comment Ranking:#2222
Highest Content Rank:#294
Highest Comment Rank:#83
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Content Level Progress: 10.3% (103/1000)
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Times Content Favorited:1455 times
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I will fuck your dog.

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#147316 - Thats as far as it goes I guess 07/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#147314 - Waiter  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#147315 - dehumanizer (07/29/2014) [-]
eh idk its not really laborish, just write down peoples orders and then give them their food
#147316 - zzjames (07/29/2014) [-]
Thats as far as it goes I guess
#147310 - Advice for someone who is starting their first job soon and st…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #147331 - alexanderburns (07/29/2014) [-]
Try not to jack off all the time
#147313 - dehumanizer (07/29/2014) [-]
whats the job?
User avatar #147314 - zzjames (07/29/2014) [-]
Waiter
#147315 - dehumanizer (07/29/2014) [-]
eh idk its not really laborish, just write down peoples orders and then give them their food
#147316 - zzjames (07/29/2014) [-]
Thats as far as it goes I guess
#2 - **** off with this utter cancer  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on English, You're Drunk +65
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/30/2014) [-]
you do realize that a huge portion of fj's frontpage material is straight tumblr screenshots, right? get over it
#6 - "we've done it men" 07/29/2014 on Oh dear god no 0
#5 - I thought it was a mirror 07/29/2014 on Setters And Pointers 0
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Tired of your sh*t Norman! -2
#11 - Whytemane (07/29/2014) [-]
No. Fuck you. The dog can't help having retarded owners that teach it that that's right.
#13 - Jeff C (07/29/2014) [-]
What'd he say? zzjames speak your mind kid, they're only internet pinkies no need to delete your comment event if apparently it was something about disliking dogs/blaming that dog
#14 - Whytemane (07/29/2014) [-]
Fucktard told him to shoot the dog.
#15 - Jeff C (07/29/2014) [-]
What a retard. I bet he's the type who won't even go near a pitbull because they're vicious killers, right zzjames / retard?
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2014) [-]
I run over pits every chance I get. Useless mutts.
#29 - Jeff C (07/29/2014) [-]
2edgy4me omg you're gonna make me cry stahp I love animals so much
No. I know you're a deprived retard, but good b8 m8
#50 - WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE YO BABIES SO DELICIOUS, DR…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on How bitches are +2
User avatar #54 - hierophant (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm so glad people got the reference!
#116 - Thanks meuk! 07/28/2014 on Clementine Cosplay +2
#68 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Clementine Cosplay +17
#115 - meuk (07/28/2014) [-]
have this my dearest friend.
User avatar #116 - zzjames (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks meuk!
#279 - How hasn't this account been banned yet from being thumbed dow…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Trying to break in... 0
User avatar #296 - alphavsomega (07/28/2014) [-]
banning from red thumbs was turned off a while ago
#12 - These aren't ******* funny  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on May I?? +4
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/26/2014) [-]
Maybe you should kill yourself then. Maybe you'll get a better perspective on the joke, having done it yourself. Don't worry, I'll wait for you to tell all about your experiences afterwards - probably.
#2641 - **zzjames rolls 112,954,700** 07/24/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#938 - Am I whining? No. Just a tad disrespectful? 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#929 - Why are you such a cunt?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#935 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
The same reason you're such a whiny little bitch.
User avatar #938 - zzjames (07/24/2014) [-]
Am I whining? No. Just a tad disrespectful?
#140 - I have a personal computer 07/23/2014 on Hidden folder +1
#203 - >wake up >cranky because parents love getting me up … 07/23/2014 on describe your daily routine 0
#202 - Picture 07/23/2014 on describe your daily routine +70
#493 - **zzjames rolled image ** 07/23/2014 on FJ shuts down +1
#220 - **zzjames rolls 419,154,377** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#204 - **zzjames rolls 916,095,702** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... +1
#195 - **zzjames rolls 500,857,974** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#5 - "Taaake THAT" "WOAH NELLY ***** … 07/23/2014 on A dog nose is cold and scary +5
#12 - This **** is not ******* funny 07/23/2014 on tumblr shit +5
#45 - Those effects were the **** its how you… 07/22/2014 on Life of a Web Dev +2
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#155 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 - officalitemlottery (10/10/2012) [-]
your roll will not count unless you send a RIT
#133 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Fucking Science **

Lick meh nuts.
#134 to #133 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #654086 at MLP Friendly Board ** Takin' fookin foreva
#135 to #134 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #690612 at MLP Friendly Board **
#136 to #135 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #267895 at Item Discussion **
#137 to #136 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #589854 at MLP Friendly Board **
#138 to #137 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #147290 at Video Games Board ** You're putting me into one of your ****** comics.
#139 to #138 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #1219028 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#140 to #139 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #667935 at MLP Friendly Board **
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #667935 at MLP Friendly Board **
#141 to #140 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at star fox **
#142 to #141 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Legend of Dora **
#143 to #142 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Saw the picture on facebook, **
#144 to #143 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #994 at World of Warcraft **
#145 to #144 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Title **
#146 to #145 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #232274 at Anime & Manga **
#147 to #146 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #388 at Pokechanges **

Das gay judas.jpeg
#148 to #147 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at I'm a brony and what is this? ** lolk
#149 to #148 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #609802 at MLP Friendly Board **

Ight.
#150 to #149 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #221215 at Anime & Manga **
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #221215 at Anime & Manga **
#151 to #150 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #312 at MFW the internet **
#152 to #151 - zzjames ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at Celebrate and dance for free ** Also, Blarton, I am sorry I doubted Ableton.
#153 to #152 - blartonfairweather (09/22/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at NEED HELp **

Ah, so you came to your senses after all, eh? Good for you.
User avatar #131 - jasonhc (09/19/2012) [-]
im an idiot how do i trade / give items XD
#112 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at Dat bitch crey **

SPIDERMAN THREAD UP IN THIS BITCH.
#113 to #112 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #538109 at MLP Friendly Board ** Long time, no see Blarton.
#114 to #113 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #636214 at MLP Friendly Board **

Long time, **** you, James.
#115 to #114 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #191 at Pokemon Typebanner Collection ** Boy, that escalated quickly.
#116 to #115 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Three's a Crowd **

Eyup.
#117 to #116 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #1006381 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** You wanna get offended? fine,



Ableton is **** and FL is better
#118 to #117 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #268 at Pokechanges **

You deserve to die if you honestly think that.
#119 to #118 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Logic.. ** It is really shnide. FL is better, easier and better. It's also better.
#120 to #119 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at FJ needs more puppies **

Ableton is twice the program Fl will ever be. It's just all around better, better
sound output, controls are simple, and it is very innovative. **** you.
#121 to #120 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #969955 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Jeez, calm down. It isn't that great for making dubstep though, and there are like no tutorials on Youtube for it.
#122 to #121 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Coffee **

Meh, I think it is pretty good, I mean alot of professional people use it to make dubstep...
I dunno, FL just isn't my style.
#123 to #122 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at oh i cant choose ** I still have it downloaded, if I can find a good enough tutorial for it, then I could try it.
#124 to #123 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #608952 at MLP Friendly Board **

Oh, so you haven't even tried it out yet and you're already bashing it? And you
don't need a tutorial, really, it tells you everything from the moment you start it up.
You just have to have some musical talent is all lol.
#125 to #124 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #168440 at Item Discussion ** I did try it, but I just found it confusing n such.
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #168440 at Item Discussion ** I did try it, but I just found it confusing n such.
#126 to #125 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at LOL Mordekaiser es #1 **

Ah, I see.
Anywaysss....
******* SPIDERMAN FROM NOWHERE.
<------
#127 to #126 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Super Tough Guy ** lolno
#128 to #127 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at zombie apocalypse **

I'll get it soon, just gimme a sec.
#129 to #128 - zzjames ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at A moment of silence ** This will probably be much harder. (also, what do we do when we max out the lines?)
#130 to #129 - blartonfairweather (09/16/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at MAYBEE **   
   
Continue on my profile? Or I can comment on you profile again and we can   
start from scratch, your call.
**blartonfairweather rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at MAYBEE **

Continue on my profile? Or I can comment on you profile again and we can
start from scratch, your call.
User avatar #109 to #108 - zzjames ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
what the ****
User avatar #110 to #109 - chuckstein ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
BEST FRIENDS JAMES.
BEST FRIENDS FOREEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEER
#111 to #110 - zzjames ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
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#86 - blartonfairweather (08/25/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolls 82**   
   
You ain't got 						****					 on me.
**blartonfairweather rolls 82**

You ain't got **** on me.
User avatar #88 to #86 - zzjames ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolls 96**

uMad
#89 to #88 - blartonfairweather (08/25/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolls 71**   
   
Eat a dick.
**blartonfairweather rolls 71**

Eat a dick.
#90 to #89 - zzjames ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolls 38**
**zzjames rolls 38**
#91 to #90 - blartonfairweather (08/25/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolls 94**

You're very bad at this, james.
#92 to #91 - zzjames ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolls 04** As you, Blarton.
**zzjames rolls 04** As you, Blarton.
#93 to #92 - blartonfairweather (08/25/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolls 74**   
   
We will see about that, after this.
**blartonfairweather rolls 74**

We will see about that, after this.
#94 to #93 - zzjames ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolls 70** THERE IS STILL SOME HOPE
#95 to #94 - blartonfairweather (08/25/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolls 30**   
   
lolnope.
**blartonfairweather rolls 30**

lolnope.
#96 to #95 - zzjames ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolls 09** yos pls cos
#97 to #96 - blartonfairweather (08/25/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolls 78**

You should probably give up now. You're not gunna win.
User avatar #98 to #97 - zzjames ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolls 68** im bein in a fuken comic
#99 to #98 - blartonfairweather (08/26/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolls 80**

Not if I have anything to say about it.
User avatar #100 to #99 - zzjames ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
**zzjames rolls 10** IT
IS
DONE
#101 to #100 - blartonfairweather (08/26/2012) [-]
**blartonfairweather rolls 22**

Nope.
User avatar #102 to #101 - blartonfairweather (08/26/2012) [-]
HAHAHA I WIN.
#103 to #102 - zzjames ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Congrats, Bro.
#104 to #103 - blartonfairweather (08/26/2012) [-]
Maybe one day I'll put you in a comic...    
   
Maybe... (;
Maybe one day I'll put you in a comic...

Maybe... (;

#105 to #104 - zzjames ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
really? :3
#107 to #106 - zzjames ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
#62 - blartonfairweather (08/18/2012) [-]
Howdy!
Howdy!
#63 to #62 - zzjames ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
I...erm....
#64 to #63 - blartonfairweather (08/19/2012) [-]
Is everything alright, james...?
Is everything alright, james...?
#66 to #65 - blartonfairweather (08/19/2012) [-]
Spit it out, James, what is wrong?!
Spit it out, James, what is wrong?!
#67 to #66 - zzjames ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
Battle of the reaction folder?
Battle of the reaction folder?
#71 to #68 - zzjames ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#70 to #68 - zzjames ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#69 to #68 - zzjames ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/15/2012) [-]
benedicto 666?
#32 - alakazaam (02/10/2012) [-]
Comments on your profile so you don't lose it on Valentine's day. ;)
I like your icon, by the way.
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