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Date Signed Up:6/26/2012
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#9 - I found a dress that had pockets with it last week, told all m…  [+] (11 replies) 09/21/2016 on Pockets +23
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#14 - steampoweredbot (09/21/2016) [-]
The guys wouldn't really know how amazing it is for a dress to actually have pockets, since they're used to everything having them.
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#49 - fistymcbeefpunch (09/21/2016) [-]
That's because if a piece of clothing doesn't have sufficient pockets, a majority of men won't buy it.

Hell i won't buy a pocketless T-shirt
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#51 - steampoweredbot (09/21/2016) [-]
pockets in women's clothing is starting to pick up, but the fashion industry is a slow moving one.
I don't even mind the outfits with no pockets as much as the ones with those little fake pockets- it's like they're just trying to get our hopes up before they dash them.
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#53 - fistymcbeefpunch (09/21/2016) [-]
The reason it is slow moving is probably because while there is a lot of bitching about pocketless and tiny pocket clothes, very few people put their money where their mouth is.
If 50% of women opted for cargo pants or men's pants over no pockets, then the industry would change overnight.
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#54 - steampoweredbot (09/21/2016) [-]
Cargo pants are the fashion equivalent of a deadly sin unless you're a construction worker.
As for not wearing men's pants, I'm not sure why more women don't- somehow, the men's skinny pants seem to show off curves so much better while maintaining larger pockets.
Men don't really wear dresses, though, so no luck there.
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#55 - fistymcbeefpunch (09/21/2016) [-]
That's my point why the industry is slow to change. Women would rather look good than have pockets.
With only complaining about no pockets designers may increase pocket size a bit when they re-design a product line in about 5 years or so.
if women stopped buying clothes because of no pockets, they would do a re-design for everything within a month.

Also skinny jeans probably don't have the pockets like mine do. I can comfortably fit a tablet 7.5x5 inches in my front pocket

Also a possible reason for tiny pockets is if pants are cut off into shorts, probably short shorts, large pockets would stick out, and things like car keys would flap around annoyingly, but small pockets would be hidden.
Of course i have no idea if women cut off their pants into shorts.
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#58 - steampoweredbot (09/22/2016) [-]
Eh, while skinny jeans don't have the best pockets, they have better pockets than most women's jeans seem to, and amazing shape. It's worth it.

And yeah, we definitely cut pants into shorts.
#10 - slyblade (09/21/2016) [-]
I have a lovely dress with pockets, it blew my friends minds.
#26 - brutustootus (09/21/2016) [-]
Ha this faggot wears a dress
#38 - slyblade (09/21/2016) [-]
I'll have you know I wear many dresses.

Sometimes at the same time!
#42 - brutustootus (09/21/2016) [-]
that sounds awesome
#138 - Well ****  [+] (1 reply) 09/20/2016 on Lets Play A Game FJ +1
#142 - anon (09/20/2016) [-]
>Bottom row
Holy fuck. Literally the worst possible row, congrats.
#49 - You're the second or 3rd person to compare me to idubbz, don't…  [+] (2 replies) 09/19/2016 on That's not right 0
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#50 - crossbt (09/19/2016) [-]
it's the one on the webm.
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#51 - zyvac (09/19/2016) [-]
interesting.
#401 - The majority of my male friends have asked to **** me.  [+] (1 reply) 09/19/2016 on zyvac's profile 0
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#402 - lucky (09/19/2016) [-]
Did you let them?
#47 - I do ****.  [+] (4 replies) 09/19/2016 on That's not right 0
#48 - crossbt (09/19/2016) [-]
didn't know idubbz was into crossdressing. your body lines are pretty manly to a trap though
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#49 - zyvac (09/19/2016) [-]
You're the second or 3rd person to compare me to idubbz, don't really recognize the name though.
Meh, it'll get better.
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#50 - crossbt (09/19/2016) [-]
it's the one on the webm.
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#51 - zyvac (09/19/2016) [-]
interesting.
#45 - I always love the number of "straight" guys who hit …  [+] (7 replies) 09/19/2016 on That's not right 0
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#62 - theshinypen (09/19/2016) [-]
If they hit one you when you have clothes on ita because, guess what? Trap.
#46 - crossbt (09/19/2016) [-]
you? a trap?
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#47 - zyvac (09/19/2016) [-]
I do NSFW.
#48 - crossbt (09/19/2016) [-]
didn't know idubbz was into crossdressing. your body lines are pretty manly to a trap though
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#49 - zyvac (09/19/2016) [-]
You're the second or 3rd person to compare me to idubbz, don't really recognize the name though.
Meh, it'll get better.
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#50 - crossbt (09/19/2016) [-]
it's the one on the webm.
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#51 - zyvac (09/19/2016) [-]
interesting.