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    FJ, stop being so gullible FJ, stop being so gullible
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    Uploaded: 04/02/12
    Scumbag admin. Scumbag admin.
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    Truth Truth
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    Uploaded: 12/16/12
    Yep, salsa bars alright. Yep, salsa bars alright.
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    Half Life 3 announced, for real (desc). Half Life 3 announced, for real...
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    Uploaded: 08/26/12
    So damn true So damn true
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    Uploaded: 05/14/13
    Deleted scene Deleted scene
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    Wut Wut
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    Context. It's needed. Context. It's needed.
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    Left 4 Dead 3: Left 4 Propane Left 4 Dead 3: Left 4 Propane
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    Text change 1 Text change 1
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    Uploaded: 03/26/13
    Oh Waluigi.... Oh Waluigi....
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#5 - You're right, but it's not a penis either. It's the remainder … 3 hours ago on Just 2 days rhino 0
#14 - What's funny is that you're getting thumbed down because peopl… 3 hours ago on Crossfit +1
#5 - Watch Mythbusters damnit. This does not work.  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Flat Tire -1
User avatar #10 - joshisawesome (37 minutes ago) [-]
My dad deals with tractor/semi truck tires on a regular basis at his work. This seats the bead of the tire on the rim due to the expanding gases, but it will retract when they cool. You have to immediately pressurize the tire or it unseals.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (1 hour ago) [-]
I thought that they found out that it does work but won't give a workable pressure. so you would have to pump it up afterward, but still a great way to get it back on the rim.
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (1 hour ago) [-]
Top Gear claims to have done it in the arctic and recorded it on tape. While scripting things certainly is common for Top Gear, it's not just some Youtuber pranking people.
#6 - cobrafan (1 hour ago) [-]
It works as long as the ether doesn't keep burning inside the tire.
#14 - Probably the paint on it or something.... Of course,… 5 hours ago on California 0
#12 - Same with me with this one. 5 hours ago on California 0
#10 - Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something…  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on California 0
User avatar #11 - Lambda (5 hours ago) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (5 hours ago) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#8 - ...... read up on past California paranoia health concerns. So…  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on California 0
User avatar #9 - Lambda (5 hours ago) [-]
Fuckin' california. I guess that makes sense.
#10 - zyketor (5 hours ago) [-]
Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something? You replied and read it within 24 seconds.
User avatar #11 - Lambda (5 hours ago) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (5 hours ago) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#8 - True, how the **** is this Jenga? 5 hours ago on Epic Zen Dog +1
#5 - Hell if I know, have always been to lazy to look it up. My poi…  [+] (6 new replies) 5 hours ago on California 0
User avatar #6 - Lambda (5 hours ago) [-]
Perhaps the bigger issue here is why the fuck is this shampoo giving people cancer, and why do people still use it if it does?
#8 - zyketor (5 hours ago) [-]
...... read up on past California paranoia health concerns. Some law passed long ago that made anything that seemed to be even remotely related to causing cancer (like a 1 in 100,000,000,000 odds of occurring or something) made that label needed. I know that much.

It's California being overly paranoid health nuts, nothing unusual there at all. The odds that the product is actually related to cancer in any form are abysmally small, and even if it is, the odds of getting cancer from it are just as abysmally small.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (5 hours ago) [-]
Fuckin' california. I guess that makes sense.
#10 - zyketor (5 hours ago) [-]
Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something? You replied and read it within 24 seconds.
User avatar #11 - Lambda (5 hours ago) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (5 hours ago) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#12 - Anyone gets colored text for having a post making the top I th… 7 hours ago on Lots of Porn 0

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