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    Jewby pls Jewby pls
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    Got Bored Got Bored
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    'Murica 'Murica
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    My SWAG's so big.... My SWAG's so big....
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    I see this all the time. I see this all the time.
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    FJ Recently FJ Recently
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    Wat so fuhny? Wat so fuhny?
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    German Armor... German Armor...

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#61 - Found it on my old account 01/06/2014 on DomiNOOOOOO +2
#2 - you can't really make that joke unless OP has already drawn a… 12/26/2013 on Odometer Hit the Date +1
#9 - I know what you mean. 09/30/2013 on It's not that hard... 0
#1 - That first guy can almost pull it off.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Best of Tumblr +314
#190 - toncheky (06/28/2013) [-]
GUY?
User avatar #175 - bladebites (06/28/2013) [-]
I actually believed it was a girl for an embarrassingly long time.
User avatar #148 - kahandran (06/27/2013) [-]
Actually the first one was the most obvious one.
The girl in the second one pulled it off much better.
And who would have guessed it was Old Greg in the third one?
#69 - epicmania (06/27/2013) [-]
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but do he got the moves?
#77 - diegotan (06/27/2013) [-]
does* have got*
#179 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
he have*

Well, you failed at recognizing intentional grammar mistakes and also correcting them. WELL DONE FUCK FACE.
User avatar #99 - obeyweegee (06/27/2013) [-]
That was intentional.
#6 - Why the hashtag?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Snowden +185
#190 - djtehunknown (06/26/2013) [-]
#swag #420 #YOLO #I'm the cancer of the internet
User avatar #202 - djtehunknown (06/26/2013) [-]
tfw i was directing those tags to me.
#200 - botherandbefuddle (06/26/2013) [-]
#174 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
*Pound sign.
User avatar #80 - xturboxx (06/26/2013) [-]
#i don't know
#55 - Why would you post this? 06/24/2013 on Well, that was unexpected +4
#54 - Comment deleted 06/24/2013 on Well, that was unexpected 0
#17 - The egg will not turn into a baby if left sitting there. …  [+] (29 new replies) 06/24/2013 on This is not a person +41
User avatar #106 - rieskimo (06/24/2013) [-]
That's of course assuming that the blastocyst becomes a zygote and the zygote actually catches on to the uterine walls, furthermore assuming that the body doesn't reject the zygote if it even does become attached to the uterine wall.

The fact of the matter is everybody is different and everybody has an opinion. I think it's dumb to call a blastocyst or a zygote a human, they're a very simple small collection of cells with the possibility of being a person but to assume just because they are human cells and they are growing that automatically makes them human is silly(once again, in my mind).

Abortions are one of those touchy subjects that are just stupid. I don't see the point in not having abortion clinics available to those who choose to abort. I don't think I'd personally choose to abort if I was ever in that situation. That doesn't mean I don't think it should be available to others. I also think we should have "the right to die", the option to kill ourselves in a medically controlled environment instead of having to suffer for a lifetime.

I guess I'm just an asshole.
#105 - arneanka (06/24/2013) [-]
Not really, it need nutrition from something i.e. the mother. So... left sitting there - not much happening.

Furthermore, all of your non-keratinized epithelial cells lining the inner part of your cheek could become an individual. All hail induced stemcells <3
#100 - benryx (06/24/2013) [-]
the acorn will turn into a tree if it simply sits, if the egg wasn't cracked it would turn into a chicken if it sat there (if there was heat)

the silk you're right
User avatar #82 - mussyo (06/24/2013) [-]
>Become
#74 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Actually, the acorn will probably turn into a sapling and continue into a tree if just left there with enough moisture, sunshine and warmth.

The egg could have turned into a chicken, but it was killed.

The silk won't turned into a dress unless we make a dress of it. - Just the same as a human egg won't turn it into a baby unless we make a baby out of it.

#71 - hailarty (06/24/2013) [-]
The egg and sperm won't continue to become a human unless the mother will eat food and drink water. So egg and sperm requires outside help to become something same as all of the other items listed.
#69 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
It will turn into a human being if it is allowed to. At that point, though, no, it is not a 'person'. Nor do I personally believe it will be a person as an embryo. Nor do I personally believe it will be a person as a fetus.
#67 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
NOT ON MY WATCH
#65 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
A acorn can become a tree by "simply sitting there", it doesn't need to be buried in the ground.
#64 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Not if left sitting in the open like those other things your suggesting. If they were ALL nurtured in the correct manner they would grow. That egg and sperm would dry and crust within only a hour or so.
User avatar #53 - pnesswrinkle (06/24/2013) [-]
it takes more than one sperm to break through the outer layer of the egg, this will become nothing
#51 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
So you're saying that a working blueprint determines life... The 'egg' (if it was a legitimate bird or reptilian egg and fertile) would in fact be a working blueprint. Same with the acorn, if it was covered by dirt during a rainy day. So... way to go, you offered a valid argument and counterargument in the same statement...
#41 - sparkieemae (06/24/2013) [-]
An egg will turn into a chicken if it's mother sits tends and protects it, if she doesn't it dies an egg, the acorn will become a tree if it is put into the ground, protecting it from predators, and sun, where it will find nourishment and if it doesn't it dies an acorn, the silk will become a dress if processed and weaved and if someone has a template in demand for such a supply, if this doesn't happen it degrades as raw silk.

The egg and sperm will turn into a blastocyst, and then later a human fetus IF it has a womb to attach to, and receive nourishment, blood, oxygen, food, and protection from. If it doesn't have this, or if the person whom the blastocyst is attached to the womb of is an unconsenting party to the pregnancy in question, dies as the gametes they are.
#68 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
The eggs we eat are not fertilized.
#228 - sparkieemae (06/24/2013) [-]
Okay.

I knew that.

But okay.

This is relevant to nothing being said.
User avatar #79 - qwertyuioplkjh (06/24/2013) [-]
Then why give it as an example if it's not fertilized? makes no sense.
User avatar #40 - Riukanojutsu (06/24/2013) [-]
the sperm and egg alone(no uterus, no nothign) wont do this though
User avatar #35 - snaresinger (06/24/2013) [-]
Let's put it this way. NONE of them will turn into a baby if just left sitting there. Don't act like the egg and sperm will.
User avatar #32 - snaresinger (06/24/2013) [-]
The egg simply requires warmth.
The acorn simply requires dirt and water.
The sperm requires an ovum.

They are not so different. Don't act like the fourth is much more lifelike when the first two are actually much closer to life than the fourth.
#28 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
The egg must be kept warm in a nest.
The acorn must be kept moist in the ground.
The silk must be molded in a factory. (Or whatever.)
The egg and sperm must be inside a human body to develop. If the mass of cells is removed prior and is left to "sit", then it won't turn into a baby. It can't survive outside of the womb on its own, meaning that it is not independent life at the time of conception. (Just like the chicken egg sitting out, or the acorn on the ground, or the silk left on a leaf.)
User avatar #29 - brigettasandra (06/24/2013) [-]
Just so no one says, "log in and say that to my face", here I am. Let the down thumbs commence.
#27 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Yup, sperm + egg then blastocyst then eventually baby. Your knowledge clearly is up to par and I will definitely consider your opinion of when life and viability begins. And why do you think an acorn can't become a tree?
User avatar #21 - optimussum (06/24/2013) [-]
>become a human being



So it's not one yet
User avatar #20 - darman (06/24/2013) [-]
Only if it persists as a parasite for nine months in a host that may or may not want a parasite living in its uterus.
User avatar #30 - commontroll (06/24/2013) [-]
Actually, parasites have no benefit for their host, and having a baby inside you is basically a nine month high due to all the dopamine and stuff that your body releases.
User avatar #33 - snaresinger (06/24/2013) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha okay, yeah, being pregnant is definitely easy on the mother. Yeah, it's definitely an overall benefit to her body. Hahahahahahahahahaha
User avatar #34 - commontroll (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it's not shitty at times, I'm just sayin' that the reason that women go and have more kids is because their body releases a shit ton of chemicals to make her happier.
User avatar #36 - snaresinger (06/24/2013) [-]
We put up with a parasite because of biological imperative. That dopamine is just a female body's way of convincing her to willingly take on a parasite.
User avatar #38 - commontroll (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm just saying she's getting something out of it, thus not a truly parasitic relationship. Besides, that parasite will take care of her when she's shitting her diapers.
#1 - Top Korea , I should use that. 06/24/2013 on Kim 0
#10 - Yes  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Naked women +106
#11 - miscarriage (06/24/2013) [-]

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#188 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #411 at Pictures of you sexy bastards **
Let it begin again. Oh, random images! Set us on a journey!
#189 to #188 - mayormilkman (05/30/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #397593 at Pokemon **   
zukowashere pls   
   
School's out for me. I also got a keyboard from my keyboarding teacher.
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #397593 at Pokemon **
zukowashere pls

School's out for me. I also got a keyboard from my keyboarding teacher.
#190 to #189 - zukowashere (05/30/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #2079460 at Friendly ** mymlkmn pls
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #2079460 at Friendly ** mymlkmn pls
#191 to #190 - mayormilkman (05/30/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The Other Side of the Story **
Over the river, and through the wood,
into the bottomless pit we go!
#192 to #191 - zukowashere (05/30/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #204 at good to know ** totally calling ponies.
#193 to #192 - mayormilkman (05/30/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #4596969 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
That's one show hiatus you've got there.
#194 to #193 - zukowashere (05/30/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #2243408 at Friendly ** eh, wolves, ponies, all the same.... I think
#195 to #194 - mayormilkman (05/30/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at ljlofjaweieril **   
That looks like something out of Ratboy Genius.
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at ljlofjaweieril **
That looks like something out of Ratboy Genius.
#196 to #195 - zukowashere (05/30/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Husky's make the best faces ** is....is... that coming out of the tortoise's butt?
#197 to #196 - mayormilkman (05/30/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Reddit... **
Oh, how fitting an image. I don't know much about turtles down there...
#198 to #197 - zukowashere (05/30/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at A New Hope, for the Empire ** I'm just gonna forget about it.
#199 to #198 - mayormilkman (05/30/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #4479749 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **   
Alright, let's do this thing.
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #4479749 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
Alright, let's do this thing.
#200 to #199 - zukowashere (05/30/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #219 at Guess which one is photoshoped ** I don't wanna feel ashamed.
#202 to #200 - mayormilkman has deleted their comment [-]
#201 to #200 - mayormilkman (05/31/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #2101406 at Friendly **
Kick 'em in the dish pan, hoo hoo hoo!
#123 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #1652764 at Friendly **
Would you ask for this?
#124 to #123 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
Well I um.... Celestia.... she does have the royal flank.... oh my.
Well I um.... Celestia.... she does have the royal flank.... oh my.
#144 to #124 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #293 at Your dirtiest joke **   
WE MUST CONTINUE. Also, Putin confirmed for FJ's favorite politician.
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #293 at Your dirtiest joke **
WE MUST CONTINUE. Also, Putin confirmed for FJ's favorite politician.
#145 to #144 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Breast Cancer ** Is this FJ's worst politician?
#146 to #145 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Whitebeard **
She didn't take that too well...
#147 to #146 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #1832501 at Friendly ** Well I don't even know what that thing is. FUNNYJUNK GIVE US PUTIN'S MINISTER!
#148 to #147 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Google Sex **
All this is so kawaii.
#149 to #148 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #367713 at Pokemon **  Funnyjunk, do you like Japan as much as you like Putin?
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #367713 at Pokemon ** Funnyjunk, do you like Japan as much as you like Putin?
#150 to #149 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Nice art Japan **
You just activate my trap card!
#151 to #150 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at tearing holes in space and time **  I don't remember having that card in my deck.
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at tearing holes in space and time ** I don't remember having that card in my deck.
#152 to #151 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #1685248 at Friendly **
Me neither.

_
What is love
Baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me


No more_
#153 to #152 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #430187 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** Apparently FJ is feeling pony tonight. Funnyjunk, what will I dream about tonight?
#154 to #153 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #27550 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online **
Oh man that's funny. This will be the main subject of main dreams tonight.
#155 to #154 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at meow ** My first love committed suicide, this is gonna be creepy.
#156 to #155 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Creepy Game Legends pt 3 **
Whoa

What

Really?
#157 to #156 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Dat A...? **  Eh, it's all in the past, like those pokemon.
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Dat A...? ** Eh, it's all in the past, like those pokemon.
#158 to #157 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Another one of these comics **
I was not sure if you were serious.
#159 to #158 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #4204761 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Well, maybe this picture can be my new hobby?
#160 to #159 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Photoshop skills **
That card is very situation specific. I don't know where it'd work, as most cards with either a 0 ATK or DEF (or both) are very weak, aside from the Labyrinth Wall and the Millennium Shield (also a few zombie cards).
#161 to #160 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Edwards face is priceless ** Pretty sure that's because after one has eaten enough donuts, they eventually have 0 attack and defense.
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Edwards face is priceless ** Pretty sure that's because after one has eaten enough donuts, they eventually have 0 attack and defense.
#162 to #161 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #1814984 at Friendly **   
Yes, that behavior is most suspicious.
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #1814984 at Friendly **
Yes, that behavior is most suspicious.
#125 to #124 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #4086217 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
I wouldn't ask for that. I wonder how this would turn out...
#163 to #125 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at None of my friends thought it was funny. ** Not like that Pikachu is any less suspicious. Look at that cheeky little dance.
#164 to #163 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #4183572 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
You just jelly that you can't even dance.
#165 to #164 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Kim Jong weird face morph ** I might not be good at dancing, but I'm good at this:
#166 to #165 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #1663777 at Friendly **   
Oh my!
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #1663777 at Friendly **
Oh my!
#167 to #166 - zukowashere (04/28/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at FREAKIN LOVE CANADA ** That combined with the above produces this.
#168 to #167 - mayormilkman (04/28/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #4185513 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
Taste the meat, not the heat!
#126 to #125 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Swedes in a nutshell ** Shall we see where this takes us?
#127 to #126 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #1625441 at Friendly **
Well, why not? Putin for the leader. Also, that almost looks like my laptop's keyboard.
#128 to #127 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #310843 at Ponyville ** It seems the ponies are in your favor. This shall be my guide.
#129 to #128 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at How? **
Too many ponies.
#130 to #129 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #1712284 at Friendly ** Oh Funnyjunk, what will vanquish the ponies?
#131 to #130 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at ITS TIME TO **   
Not even Putin/Mother Russia would get rid of them. There are Russian pony fans.
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at ITS TIME TO **
Not even Putin/Mother Russia would get rid of them. There are Russian pony fans.
#132 to #131 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at Mama said ** Well then we need something more powerful than Russia. Something that gives Putin nightmares.
#133 to #132 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at We are NOT the same nation **
We should use this to give all the ponies heavy metal poisoning.
#134 to #133 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #306613 at Ponyville ** So we use the desert people and Russia to conquer the ponies. Now, we need to figure out a ruse the lure the ponies into our trap.
#135 to #134 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #53819 at Shin Anime Social Board **
I am not sure what that is. I think I'll find some back-up supplies.
#136 to #135 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #34376 at Shin Anime Social Board ** By the look of the picture, I don't think the supplies will get here in time. We need a new weapon.
#137 to #136 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #320 at Good Advice Mallard Compilation **
I think she's being amused by this...
#138 to #137 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at mfw my reaction folder is empty ** That picture is messing with my brain.
#139 to #138 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Why **
Do ho ho ho ho! I hope for something sexy now; we can't stop the ponies but at least we have escaped them.
#140 to #139 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #417587 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** Maybe I can get something weirder than your roll.
#141 to #140 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at Harry Potter Facts 3 **
Minecraft is common on FunnyJunk.
#142 to #141 - zukowashere (04/27/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at RRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEE ** This is common on FJ too.
#143 to #142 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Putin **
He was common on FJ at one time last year...
User avatar #108 - mayormilkman (03/24/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolls 713,066,976** <--- You must do that many sit-ups.
User avatar #109 to #108 - zukowashere (03/24/2013) [-]
**zukowashere rolls 2** rather do this many.
User avatar #111 to #109 - mayormilkman (03/24/2013) [-]
Alright, you win.
#112 to #111 - zukowashere (03/24/2013) [-]
Yay, I beat exercise!
Yay, I beat exercise!
User avatar #113 to #112 - mayormilkman (03/24/2013) [-]
Can you do two sit-ups?
#114 to #113 - zukowashere (03/24/2013) [-]
I laid down in bed last night and got up this morning. Good enough for me.
I laid down in bed last night and got up this morning. Good enough for me.
User avatar #115 to #114 - mayormilkman (03/24/2013) [-]
Are you able to, at least?
User avatar #116 to #115 - zukowashere (03/24/2013) [-]
Well in all seriousness of course, yes. I might not be the embodiment all fitness but I'm still very capable. Young adult weighting in at 167 lbs, about 6 feet.
User avatar #117 to #116 - mayormilkman (03/24/2013) [-]
I weigh 120 pounds and am 5'10 (probably with a half inch on there). Same for me on fitness; I do want to get more fit, not so much as like "/fit/'s" ideal, but fit nonetheless.
User avatar #118 to #117 - zukowashere (03/24/2013) [-]
I figure I'll just try to ride my bike a bunch this summer. I live in a pretty rural area of Minnesota with a bike trial near by, so it should actually be pretty nice.
User avatar #119 to #118 - zukowashere (03/24/2013) [-]
*trail

Apparently I can't spell today.
User avatar #120 to #119 - mayormilkman (03/24/2013) [-]
I've had a fear of bikes for a good amount of my life. Whenever I get on one I feel like I"m going to fall over the moment I start to pedal, so I have never really rode them.
User avatar #121 to #120 - zukowashere (03/24/2013) [-]
It took me a long time to get off of training wheels. Even then I know I'm not too elegant on a bike.
User avatar #122 to #121 - mayormilkman (03/24/2013) [-]
Well, good luck with that. Maybe someday I'll try that too.
User avatar #110 to #109 - mayormilkman (03/24/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolls 1** times this
User avatar #105 - mayormilkman (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Do you think you can take care of it?
#106 to #105 - zukowashere (03/12/2013) [-]
Yea, don't worry about it, it'll be fine.....
Yea, don't worry about it, it'll be fine.....
User avatar #107 to #106 - mayormilkman (03/12/2013) [-]
Well, nothing much has happened. Good job, even though you didn't arrive on time.
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#99 to #98 - zukowashere (02/18/2013) [-]
Not sure if I should be flattered that you made an effort to point this out, or shocked that you know I love a good ass.
Not sure if I should be flattered that you made an effort to point this out, or shocked that you know I love a good ass.
User avatar #100 to #99 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
I've been rather horny recently, mon. Maybe we could collect all the arse of the Junk that is Funny (although we have to be careful or ban'd).

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/3500328/dat+ass/

Knowing what FJ does with .gifs in comments, I may as well really post the link.
#101 to #100 - zukowashere (02/18/2013) [-]
I've certainly got folders that have been building from over the years. Suppose I'll have to dump a few here and there.
#102 to #101 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
I've only got a few images of that, but thousands of other images of other subjects that aren't "sexy".
User avatar #87 - abcz (02/10/2013) [-]
thanks for point zuko who is now fluttershy
#88 to #87 - zukowashere (02/10/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #89 to #88 - abcz (02/10/2013) [-]
why wub woo?

why would you wub woo?
User avatar #90 to #89 - zukowashere (02/10/2013) [-]
I wub woo because he's a doctor with a TARDIS.
User avatar #91 to #90 - abcz (02/10/2013) [-]
that's who not woo
#92 to #91 - zukowashere (02/10/2013) [-]
It's woo when why talk whike dis.
It's woo when why talk whike dis.
User avatar #93 to #92 - abcz (02/10/2013) [-]
but i'm talking like this m8
#94 to #93 - zukowashere (02/10/2013) [-]
Well then it's certainly Who if you want to be proper.
User avatar #95 to #94 - abcz (02/10/2013) [-]
screw proper, also you should say it is instead of it's
#96 to #95 - zukowashere (02/10/2013) [-]
Oh, certainly old chap. I do believe in absolute that when one is expressing his own opinion not through verbal, but rather through script that it does indeed sound much more polite and sophisticated when removing contractions.


<Napoleon, because this god damn beast of an Emperor is always related.
User avatar #97 to #96 - abcz (02/10/2013) [-]
alexander the great was better

i came i saw, i came ~ atg

mmkay i'm hungry gonna eat
#78 - mayormilkman (01/31/2013) [-]
My comments are dominating your profile's comment section.   
   
On a side note, don't you love chicks?
My comments are dominating your profile's comment section.

On a side note, don't you love chicks?
#79 to #78 - zukowashere (01/31/2013) [-]
maybe.....
maybe.....
#80 to #79 - mayormilkman (01/31/2013) [-]
Double entendre?

Yes.
#81 to #80 - zukowashere (01/31/2013) [-]
Damn, those are some nice pics.
#83 to #82 - zukowashere (01/31/2013) [-]
Keep it on **** bro, I don't wanna get banned again.
#84 to #83 - mayormilkman (01/31/2013) [-]
I still wonder why you get banned in the first place. You couldn't have posted some outright 						****					 material, haven't you? People borderline stuff all the time, including me sometimes.   
   
Har har. Your last three favorites got flagged for some reason.
I still wonder why you get banned in the first place. You couldn't have posted some outright **** material, haven't you? People borderline stuff all the time, including me sometimes.

Har har. Your last three favorites got flagged for some reason.
#85 to #84 - zukowashere (01/31/2013) [-]
I don't know what to tell you. The only time I favorite suggestive pictures is if I'm not in privacy but am still curious enough to look at them later. Usually they give me a quick chuckle and I un-favorite them afterwards.

I KNOW I couldn't have posted porn because I literally have almost no nudity anywhere. Even the stuff I consider porn is non-nude since I'm okay with it. I prefer stuff to be left for imagination for more mental fun.
#86 to #85 - mayormilkman (01/31/2013) [-]
"Even the stuff I consider porn is non-nude since I'm okay with it. I prefer stuff to be left for imagination for more mental fun."

I know that feel. Sometimes it's more effective that way.
User avatar #74 - mayormilkman (01/22/2013) [-]
Once more you're here, but I will be gone just right after you came.
#75 to #74 - zukowashere (01/22/2013) [-]
What if came was already here?
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User avatar #76 to #75 - mayormilkman (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't even know anymore, then. I was expecting some sort of other response after reading my comment once.
User avatar #71 - mayormilkman (01/16/2013) [-]
Zukowashere is here now.
#72 to #71 - zukowashere (01/16/2013) [-]
If zukowashere is here, was he ever gone?
User avatar #73 to #72 - mayormilkman (01/16/2013) [-]
But if he was "zukohere" and is now "zukowashere", does that mean he wasn't here for this time?
User avatar #60 - mayormilkman (01/02/2013) [-]
This is going to be your main account now, right?
User avatar #61 to #60 - zukowashere (01/02/2013) [-]
Yea, no sense in starting new for a 3rd time back on my original account. I like this name less, but it'll have to do.
User avatar #62 to #61 - mayormilkman (01/02/2013) [-]
Zuko is here, and is still here. Happy New Year.
#63 to #62 - zukowashere (01/02/2013) [-]
Happy new year. Now since I'm only ranked #300 on comments I have to reclaim my old rank and my HONOR!
User avatar #64 to #63 - mayormilkman (01/02/2013) [-]
Good luck with that, sir.
#66 to #65 - mayormilkman (01/02/2013) [-]
Let's post more of these critters.
#67 to #66 - zukowashere (01/02/2013) [-]
Don't think I have many little furry creatures, so here's a manatee.
Don't think I have many little furry creatures, so here's a manatee.
#68 to #67 - mayormilkman (01/02/2013) [-]
I don't have much either.
I don't have much either.
#70 to #69 - mayormilkman (01/02/2013) [-]
One of my most favorite .gifs 7ever.
One of my most favorite .gifs 7ever.
User avatar #57 - mayormilkman (12/31/2012) [-]
Have you noticed that your original account is unbanned?
User avatar #58 to #57 - zukohere (12/31/2012) [-]
Awwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaa. Thanks for telling me, would probably taken a lot longer to notice. Too bad it seems to have been wiped.
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (01/01/2013) [-]
So, what now?
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#44 to #43 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]




I miss seeing this little ***** everywhere.
#45 to #44 - zukowashere (12/08/2012) [-]



You mean me?
#46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]




I didn't know who you are even back in the spring of this year.
#47 to #46 - zukowashere (12/08/2012) [-]



Just an old banned user who has way too much time on his hands.
#48 to #47 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]
How long have you been roaming around FunnyJunk? I've been around since late May of last year.
#49 to #48 - zukowashere (12/08/2012) [-]
I actually don't know. I suppose about that same. I lurked as an anon before I created my first account which I deleted because of a roll, same for my second. Then zukohere got banned because ad.min was a dick so I'm on this one now.
#51 to #49 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]
Dohoho. I have been on this account and only this account. It's been just a year and a half, but that's quite a while in internet time. There's not much things from 2011 that are forgotten yet, though, aside from the real life events of that year. I see 2011 as a major year in the relationship between the internet and the rest of the media. Now, in 2012, internet memes easily become huge in very little time. Fsjal was everywhere in 2009, but not that big of a thing, had no presence outside of the internet for all I know, and died in 2009.
#52 to #51 - zukowashere (12/08/2012) [-]
You're right about that.  Hits like Gangman Style have really taken off in real life. If media attaches onto things this quickly now, I'm wondering if memes will start dying quicker since of their over hype?  Think how &quot;arrow to the knee&quot; became so hated so quickly.
You're right about that. Hits like Gangman Style have really taken off in real life. If media attaches onto things this quickly now, I'm wondering if memes will start dying quicker since of their over hype? Think how "arrow to the knee" became so hated so quickly.
#53 to #52 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]
The crazy thing is that I think "arrow to the knee" is funny now, especially if someone gets mad from it.

I don't think the media kills all memes these days, though. People just get tired of them, and move on to something else. It's odd how many memes still going strong today are from last year and early this one. A lot of popular memes past the jimmies one revived in January haven't survived much longer than a month. Remember that "photogenic guy?" I haven't seen him in a while, but he was huge months ago.

The internet has some rather interesting influences upon us. I wonder where we will go, and our descendants. Some day we'll be the old ones. We'd be middle aged by the time the first president born after the twin towers collapsing is in office. All those faces we see today would have been born around a hundred years ago. All these memes will be only remembered by the people who used them.
#54 to #53 - zukowashere (12/08/2012) [-]
I never thought about it that way.  Now I'm curious to see what the next generation is going to think of us when we're old.  I'm sure they're going to think we were idiots by wearing pants down to our knees with hats barley on our heads. The memes, however, I can't guess on.  Maybe some of the classics like troll face will live on for those to come?
I never thought about it that way. Now I'm curious to see what the next generation is going to think of us when we're old. I'm sure they're going to think we were idiots by wearing pants down to our knees with hats barley on our heads. The memes, however, I can't guess on. Maybe some of the classics like troll face will live on for those to come?
#55 to #54 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]
I guess we'll have to just wait and see. Memes on the internet from five years ago have been long abandoned, and the communities from back then are either dead, faded away but still around if they were in the limelight, or have changed much since then. It's interesting how some popular internet figures can last for quite a while, though.
I guess we'll have to just wait and see. Memes on the internet from five years ago have been long abandoned, and the communities from back then are either dead, faded away but still around if they were in the limelight, or have changed much since then. It's interesting how some popular internet figures can last for quite a while, though.
User avatar #50 to #49 - zukowashere (12/08/2012) [-]
*kim jong
#36 - mayormilkman (11/23/2012) [-]
Right now you are 173 on comments.

Don't blink, dear.
#37 to #36 - zukowashere (11/23/2012) [-]
If i keep this up, I'll be back at my old rank in no time.
#39 to #37 - mayormilkman (12/01/2012) [-]
Oh lawdy. You jumped back to 291. I'm ten ahead of you right now.
#38 to #37 - mayormilkman (11/23/2012) [-]
What a quite little critter.
What a quite little critter.
#26 - mayormilkman (10/15/2012) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#27 to #26 - zukowashere (10/15/2012) [-]
Just me potentially dooming myself to working on a paper until late into the night.  Sure, I could have finished it over the weekend, but what fun is that when you have Funnyjunk?   
   
Anything up with you?
Just me potentially dooming myself to working on a paper until late into the night. Sure, I could have finished it over the weekend, but what fun is that when you have Funnyjunk?

Anything up with you?
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (10/15/2012) [-]
I'm on my second week of fall break. Today is just a very lazy Monday.

The only school assignments I have at the moment are a couple of overdue papers for my language arts and physics classes, and some thingie which could help me with an upcoming big test. I think I'll do the LA assignment soon tonight.

All is fine.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zukowashere (10/15/2012) [-]
Seems like you've got yourself mapped out pretty well. Have you been doing much in your spare time for your break besides browse Funnyjunk?
User avatar #30 to #29 - mayormilkman (10/15/2012) [-]
I've read Calvin and Hobbes and numerous creepypastas, and the occasional exercise routine. Not much. That's kind of why I don't mind school much. Too bad this year my work ethic seems to be missing. Thankfully, it should not take too much effort to raise a couple of my grades back up to more favorable places.
User avatar #31 to #30 - zukowashere (10/15/2012) [-]
I know what you mean. I never have motivation no matter what it is I do. I can understand a class perfectly, but when it comes to doing homework I procrastinate to the extreme.
User avatar #32 to #31 - mayormilkman (10/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, man. I just need to make myself more willing if I have the determination. You just can't go anywhere if you lack it, if so. I am that kind of lazy person. I know I can do it, but I lack the motivation.

Random question: Are you a Christian? I think you said that before.
User avatar #33 to #32 - zukowashere (10/15/2012) [-]
Yea, I'm a Christian. To me, the faith is something to hold onto and is another thing to give hope. It also presents you with some good moral guidance.

Your religious views?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/15/2012) [-]
I am a Christian too. I think my faith is strong in that, but I am curious about other religions (especially Islam and Buddhism). Aside from that, I also have an interest in other kinds of philosophies. I'd like to get a good read of a good amount of the many of them some day.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zukowashere (10/15/2012) [-]
I guess I've wondered about that some time or another. It's interesting how much everyone gets caught up in religion, even though many of us have the same views. Most religions are pointed toward salvation of ones life and doing ones moral deeds.
User avatar #23 - qazlord ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
sup?
User avatar #24 to #23 - zukowashere (10/10/2012) [-]
Howdy mate. Anything specific you wanna talk about?
User avatar #25 to #24 - qazlord ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
nope
User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (09/06/2012) [-]
I didn't realize that you got banned. Hello again.
#19 to #18 - zukowashere (09/06/2012) [-]
Hi, yea the ban-hammer hit a lot of people. Still don't know what I did that triggered it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (09/06/2012) [-]
Well, pornographic images would discouraged advertisements, so that's that.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zukowashere (09/06/2012) [-]
That's just it, I don't have a single nude image anywhere on my computer or ipod.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (09/06/2012) [-]
Hmm, I don't know what then. It's nice to see you still around, anyway.
User avatar #15 - qazlord ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
did you get back old zuko yet?
#16 to #15 - zukowashere (09/05/2012) [-]
I don't think I'll ever get that account back, but at least I can still get my honor back.
I don't think I'll ever get that account back, but at least I can still get my honor back.
#17 to #16 - qazlord ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
eventually when my black son comes back to being normal confront him about being banned (probably with a different account than this, to be sure) and he will probably unban it so he can regain his honor]

also the chance of this happening is about the same as yours
User avatar #12 - burnoutlegend (09/04/2012) [-]
wow it dosent take you very long to get back up to level
User avatar #13 to #12 - zukowashere (09/04/2012) [-]
lol, yea I guess it doesn't. Helps when one of your comments can get over a thousand thumbs though.

funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4060956/Goodnight/21#21
User avatar #14 to #13 - burnoutlegend (09/04/2012) [-]
Lol, i didn't know that was you
#10 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
God damn it.
Everybody is getting banned! Even you, you seem pretty innocent too.
#11 to #10 - zukowashere (08/31/2012) [-]
Yea, it's kinda brought down a lot of the users on the site. It's driving me crazy wondering what did it for my account.
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